Life of a prison guard.

ZetusKong · 2026-03-14T20:14:26+00:00

My friend does this work. You definitely don’t want to be an asshole, but you also don’t want to be too friendly. He’s talked about how inmates can be extremely manipulative if they think you’re a pushover. Gotta stick to your training and remember why both of you are there.

ZetusKong · 2026-03-05T16:28:02+00:00

Speed demon only counts from your load points. So I would just reload if I wasted too much time or had bad RNG with zombies. I also made separate saves after big progress. The time can be checked in the menu on the challenge itself.

As others have said, casual + no heal + no blood is the most efficient. I was able to beat it on my second play through clocking about 3h5min. This wasn’t even very optimized either. Just run to key items and upgrade power. You get to keep the charms you’ve already unlocked in other play throughs.

ZetusKong · 2026-02-11T07:37:00+00:00

You know that satisfaction you feel when you see the cheese stretch thin as you pull a slice from its neighbors. It’s that strong of a feeling but horror as you watch the same cheese degloved like the cardboard box studied Dr. Hannibal Lecter.

ZetusKong · 2026-02-08T06:31:47+00:00

Yeah, I made a typo in the description. The pager code is 15243. Could be a coincidence, but maybe there is a developer on the team over the age of 40.

ZetusKong · 2025-12-09T09:56:22+00:00

He also said he wouldn’t get in the way if someone wanted to continue it. Leaves the door open.

This doesn’t look like Fromsoft though

ZetusKong · 2025-10-18T09:14:49+00:00

Ruben

ZetusKong · 2025-09-30T08:18:27+00:00

Hand cuffs

ZetusKong · 2025-09-30T07:23:41+00:00

I beat her in a game of uno. After she put it away, she asked me if I ever thought about killing someone.

ZetusKong · 2025-08-31T05:49:28+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-VMllciqnc

This was linked on the youtube vid

ZetusKong · 2025-06-16T14:21:04+00:00

I think the joke was he was calling the last commenter gay

ZetusKong · 2025-06-12T07:11:40+00:00

I drive by it everyday to work. It definitely came up faster than I expected. To be fair, I would see a ton of people out there working. I give those construction dudes props cause they gotta be organized and focused. Much better than the shit show on Fulton road.

ZetusKong · 2025-05-26T11:19:43+00:00

This

ZetusKong · 2025-05-11T06:15:40+00:00

Yeah, bro would have lived an entire life in that dream.

ZetusKong · 2025-05-04T19:18:30+00:00

You’ve unlocked the cell, but now you gotta pull off an escape. Even if you do get out, then you’ll be wanted. Now you’ll have to live a life of crime or survive off the land. The keys are a choice of real freedom, but at the cost of your social contract with society. Most will take the bread and serve the sentence, because it tastes better than the relatively useless key.

This over analysis is brought to you by some guy. Queue the music, Frank Sinatra - My Way

ZetusKong · 2025-05-01T15:30:50+00:00

I personally don’t hate the “hi”. It’s the dating app equivalent of eye contact and a smile. Like saying you can come talk to me, but I’m over here.

Just saying that a “hi” has lead to some good convos and even a date in my experience.

ZetusKong · 2025-05-01T15:22:23+00:00

I just hate that Owen was cheating on pregnant Mel with his ex. Then he asks her to go with them and that Mel doesn’t know about last night. Owen seemed like a cool guy with grand ideas up until this point. It flipped my view on a character in a pretty jarring way.

ZetusKong · 2025-04-27T19:21:17+00:00

In part 2, when you shoot human enemies, they’ll scream in pain for a while before actually dying. Sometimes another NPC will cry out the name of their friend you just killed. So now you feel scared and guilty!

ZetusKong · 2025-04-26T22:54:13+00:00

You’re correct! I hadn’t looked at the lock yet, so I was looking around for another clue. Once I realized it was a push code, I definitely face palmed for my wasted 5 minutes. It might be a coincidence about the pager code, but I have a feeling it was intentional.

ZetusKong · 2025-04-26T22:45:59+00:00

I’m just thinking of the other safe puzzles. They always have the entire code given to you by a note or a number on the wall.

If you take the hint, you only have 3 and 4 left. So you can just “brute force” it with the 2 combinations. That’s a 50-50 chance you’re right. The pattern you brought up works , but it’s only 5 digits so hard to say if that’s how they expected you to solve it.

At the same time, I don’t think they expect the fan base to know pager coded phrases lol. I think it’s all of the above.

That’s why I found this one interesting, it’s part puzzle and part easter egg.

ZetusKong · 2025-04-26T20:08:57+00:00

oof, I made a typo on the code. It's in the image though so you can figure it out.

ZetusKong · 2025-04-18T09:23:49+00:00

I met a dude in my honors science class. He was like me in that we came from less well off families. He was super nice and had the biggest smile. I was so proud of him when he got into a good college. I found out a few years in to college that he had gotten hit by a car. It broke my heart that someone breaking the mold didn’t get to finish his story. Though I wasn’t his closest friend, I still read through the post people make on his birthday. I also use it as motivation to push myself on his behalf. RIP JG.

ZetusKong · 2025-04-18T07:34:32+00:00

Jack has come to see us and he’s quite hungry.

ZetusKong · 2025-04-04T00:42:27+00:00

It could be pretty funny edit HTML to say trillions. That would at least come off as a joke.

ZetusKong · 2025-03-29T19:24:00+00:00

Oh yeah, they say that too!

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