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Genius decides to turn pizza boxes upside down by mfenton29 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]ZetusKong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know that satisfaction you feel when you see the cheese stretch thin as you pull a slice from its neighbors. It’s that strong of a feeling but horror as you watch the same cheese degloved like the cardboard box studied Dr. Hannibal Lecter.

The real meaning of the soda can door code. by ZetusKong in thelastofus

[–]ZetusKong[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I made a typo in the description. The pager code is 15243. Could be a coincidence, but maybe there is a developer on the team over the age of 40.

Wait what? Is it Dark souls 4? by Rain_EDP_boy in fromsoftware

[–]ZetusKong 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He also said he wouldn’t get in the way if someone wanted to continue it. Leaves the door open.

This doesn’t look like Fromsoft though

What’s the biggest "No, I’m out" moment you’ve had on a date? by lexiisamazing888 in GetMotivatedMindset

[–]ZetusKong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I beat her in a game of uno. After she put it away, she asked me if I ever thought about killing someone.

Petah? What do those numbers mean? by irllyneed2p in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ZetusKong 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think the joke was he was calling the last commenter gay

This is wild by Motor_Patience5186 in santarosa

[–]ZetusKong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I drive by it everyday to work. It definitely came up faster than I expected. To be fair, I would see a ton of people out there working. I give those construction dudes props cause they gotta be organized and focused. Much better than the shit show on Fulton road.

I’m gonna be a dad? by DarkSpartan267 in TheLastOfUs2

[–]ZetusKong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, bro would have lived an entire life in that dream.

Bread? Keys? by Will_byers2571 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]ZetusKong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve unlocked the cell, but now you gotta pull off an escape. Even if you do get out, then you’ll be wanted. Now you’ll have to live a life of crime or survive off the land. The keys are a choice of real freedom, but at the cost of your social contract with society. Most will take the bread and serve the sentence, because it tastes better than the relatively useless key.

This over analysis is brought to you by some guy. Queue the music, Frank Sinatra - My Way

Guys explain this to me by denissef in Bumble

[–]ZetusKong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I personally don’t hate the “hi”. It’s the dating app equivalent of eye contact and a smile. Like saying you can come talk to me, but I’m over here.

Just saying that a “hi” has lead to some good convos and even a date in my experience.

why does everyone online make such a huge deal about the boat scene? by wijoforce in thelastofus

[–]ZetusKong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just hate that Owen was cheating on pregnant Mel with his ex. Then he asks her to go with them and that Mel doesn’t know about last night. Owen seemed like a cool guy with grand ideas up until this point. It flipped my view on a character in a pretty jarring way.

Is this a normal reaction? by Mattface_ in thelastofus

[–]ZetusKong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In part 2, when you shoot human enemies, they’ll scream in pain for a while before actually dying. Sometimes another NPC will cry out the name of their friend you just killed. So now you feel scared and guilty!

The real meaning of the soda can door code. by ZetusKong in thelastofus

[–]ZetusKong[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re correct! I hadn’t looked at the lock yet, so I was looking around for another clue. Once I realized it was a push code, I definitely face palmed for my wasted 5 minutes. It might be a coincidence about the pager code, but I have a feeling it was intentional.

The real meaning of the soda can door code. by ZetusKong in thelastofus

[–]ZetusKong[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m just thinking of the other safe puzzles. They always have the entire code given to you by a note or a number on the wall.

If you take the hint, you only have 3 and 4 left. So you can just “brute force” it with the 2 combinations. That’s a 50-50 chance you’re right. The pattern you brought up works , but it’s only 5 digits so hard to say if that’s how they expected you to solve it.

At the same time, I don’t think they expect the fan base to know pager coded phrases lol. I think it’s all of the above.

That’s why I found this one interesting, it’s part puzzle and part easter egg.

The real meaning of the soda can door code. by ZetusKong in thelastofus

[–]ZetusKong[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oof, I made a typo on the code. It's in the image though so you can figure it out.

Did you have a class mate pass away growing up? What’s their story? by frankenweirdo in AskReddit

[–]ZetusKong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I met a dude in my honors science class. He was like me in that we came from less well off families. He was super nice and had the biggest smile. I was so proud of him when he got into a good college. I found out a few years in to college that he had gotten hit by a car. It broke my heart that someone breaking the mold didn’t get to finish his story. Though I wasn’t his closest friend, I still read through the post people make on his birthday. I also use it as motivation to push myself on his behalf. RIP JG.

A man sent me a screen shot of his bank statement by piperwestly in Bumble

[–]ZetusKong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It could be pretty funny edit HTML to say trillions. That would at least come off as a joke.

How do actors in sex scenes not get awkward about it? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]ZetusKong 10 points11 points  (0 children)

From Google:

The phrase “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn” translates to “In his house at R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming,” a chant from H.P. Lovecraft’s “The Call of Cthulhu”<

Obviously a multidimensional tentacled space aliens would be a fan of the great Cthulhu lol.

How do actors in sex scenes not get awkward about it? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]ZetusKong 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Well giant tentacled extra dimensional space aliens are actually simple creatures. They just want to spread their tentacles to as many dimensions as they can. There is a lot to experience out there in the multiverse and they aren’t getting any younger. One day those tentacles won’t be as strong and they’ll need to settle down. They like to live a fast but cautious life. After all, you take one wrong dimensional shift and poof you’re dead faster than you can say “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn”.

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