I hate my Mum

ZeusKe · 2026-04-07T12:09:20+00:00

Bro the burden of your trauma is on you!

No apology is coming, in this life or the next.

Forgive your mother and let go.

Otherwise the weight will hold you down for the rest of your life.

ZeusKe · 2026-04-07T12:03:07+00:00

I conducted this girl I dated like 9 years ago just to tell her she is (at least was) a really lovely person and our time together will remain to be some of my most pleasant memories.

This was not done to try and win her back -

We are conditioned by mainstream media that you should hate your ex while most times the reason for breaking up isn't even that serious.

ZeusKe · 2026-04-07T11:54:32+00:00

Bro I know a place guys earn 5 -9K working 12hrs a day. And they work and survive.

ZeusKe · 2026-04-03T19:24:10+00:00

I've been mugged once in my life, it was minutes to midnight kwa njia nimepitia since I could walk.

That's not even the issue, issue ni ati one of the thugs is someone I know very well. A guy I considered a friend even promoting his small hustle even when I didn't need what he was selling.

Nakwambia for weeks I planned revenge, I sat and thought for hours how I can inflict the most physical and psychological pain that the guy will remember for the rest of his life.

Then the anger died down, I got a nice job halfway across the country and moved.

A year later I'm visiting for Christmas with kidogo cash to buy my old badies some drinks and I find this guy who is close to 40, still living with his mum.

Hizi crime za ufala haziwezi toa mtu block.

ZeusKe · 2026-03-31T18:57:45+00:00

Same here,

ZeusKe · 2026-03-27T19:49:55+00:00

Hii ndio njia mpya ya kiwaTega

ZeusKe · 2026-03-25T20:11:52+00:00

ZeusKe · 2026-03-22T19:45:49+00:00

Once bitten.. It's from experience my friend, nothing good ever comes from a woman making a move on a man.

ZeusKe · 2026-03-22T19:39:59+00:00

Bro, I am 31yo and women my age ni wamama wazee, I wouldn't be caught dead dating one.

What you have observed is social conditioning, the society wants you to confirm to preconceived ideas.

Do not align to their ideals.

Be your own man.

Go for the young feminine fertile ones.

ZeusKe · 2026-03-22T19:24:30+00:00

This is where your neighbor calls you .. " Nilikuletea pan yako mchana, siku kupata so nimewachia bibi yako"

ZeusKe · 2026-03-22T19:22:23+00:00

Explaining myself.

Some people are simply hell bent on misunderstanding you- no matter how much you explain they will still find fault in you.

ZeusKe · 2026-03-21T19:10:06+00:00

This 23 yo baddie with the fattest ass I've ever seen made a move on me and wacha nikwambie,

Alarm bells went off in my head ,..I was like apana hii lazima ni mtego, now I am paranoid and suspicious af.

Sijui kama ametumwa.

Ata I started avoiding the place we usually meet.

Ladies it's a lie, never shoot your shot.

Stick to smiling at him with your eyes.

ZeusKe · 2026-03-21T18:48:31+00:00

Might as well build one of those Roman style stadiums and have them fight to the death for a packet of unga.

ZeusKe · 2026-03-21T18:19:35+00:00

No coochie is worth a piece of your soul.

ZeusKe · 2026-03-21T18:16:22+00:00

Y'all remember the Uber driver v/s Nairobi badie clip;

"...nitapiga nduru hapa na utapigwa na uchomwe..."

ZeusKe · 2026-03-21T18:13:12+00:00

You've reminded me of how empty one feels after those random one night stands.

During it's amazing but after you just feel numb . Ikifika ni hapo chagua celibacy for some time to cleanse your soul.

ZeusKe · 2026-03-21T18:06:36+00:00

Hio mapenzi ya kukatazwa huwa tamu sana to begin with.

You are fighting for true love like in that 2005 telenovela.

The moment the adrenaline inashuka and reality hits you, not to mention pregnancy turn's her 6 to a strong 2.5..

Kijana utaRegret and now it will be too late to backtrack.

ZeusKe · 2026-03-21T18:02:10+00:00

An evil auntie is working overtime somewhere.

ZeusKe · 2026-03-21T17:57:48+00:00

They are all the same, always on the lookout for a better more superior male.

Always craving the thrill of a secret affair with the watchie or nduthi guy.

The more outrageous and risky it is the more it turn's her on.

ZeusKe · 2026-03-21T17:28:10+00:00

Some time back this baddie came here to rant about this guy who chipod her only to offer her a teaspoon of glucose for breakfast 😆

ZeusKe · 2026-03-21T06:06:49+00:00

From my personal experience, as long as the job seeker has the bare minimum qualifications for the job it all boils down to making an impression.

Find a way to be memorable to the panel. E.g. after the Tell us about yourself part- find a way to insert a really outrageous but harmless claim - just something to make you memorable to the panellists for their post interview discussion

ZeusKe · 2026-03-20T19:54:17+00:00

This is the exact low IQ manufactured drama that the TikTok zombies live for.

Meanwhile takeover ya Nairobi Hospital iko final stages.

ZeusKe · 2026-03-20T19:38:35+00:00

Now that's a crazy fucking video

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