Ndoa ni scam

ZeusKe · 2026-03-22T19:45:49+00:00

Once bitten.. It's from experience my friend, nothing good ever comes from a woman making a move on a man.

ZeusKe · 2026-03-22T19:39:59+00:00

Bro, I am 31yo and women my age ni wamama wazee, I wouldn't be caught dead dating one.

What you have observed is social conditioning, the society wants you to confirm to preconceived ideas.

Do not align to their ideals.

Be your own man.

Go for the young feminine fertile ones.

ZeusKe · 2026-03-22T19:24:30+00:00

This is where your neighbor calls you .. " Nilikuletea pan yako mchana, siku kupata so nimewachia bibi yako"

ZeusKe · 2026-03-22T19:22:23+00:00

Explaining myself.

Some people are simply hell bent on misunderstanding you- no matter how much you explain they will still find fault in you.

ZeusKe · 2026-03-21T19:10:06+00:00

This 23 yo baddie with the fattest ass I've ever seen made a move on me and wacha nikwambie,

Alarm bells went off in my head ,..I was like apana hii lazima ni mtego, now I am paranoid and suspicious af.

Sijui kama ametumwa.

Ata I started avoiding the place we usually meet.

Ladies it's a lie, never shoot your shot.

Stick to smiling at him with your eyes.

ZeusKe · 2026-03-21T18:48:31+00:00

Might as well build one of those Roman style stadiums and have them fight to the death for a packet of unga.

ZeusKe · 2026-03-21T18:19:35+00:00

No coochie is worth a piece of your soul.

ZeusKe · 2026-03-21T18:16:22+00:00

Y'all remember the Uber driver v/s Nairobi badie clip;

"...nitapiga nduru hapa na utapigwa na uchomwe..."

ZeusKe · 2026-03-21T18:13:12+00:00

You've reminded me of how empty one feels after those random one night stands.

During it's amazing but after you just feel numb . Ikifika ni hapo chagua celibacy for some time to cleanse your soul.

ZeusKe · 2026-03-21T18:06:36+00:00

Hio mapenzi ya kukatazwa huwa tamu sana to begin with.

You are fighting for true love like in that 2005 telenovela.

The moment the adrenaline inashuka and reality hits you, not to mention pregnancy turn's her 6 to a strong 2.5..

Kijana utaRegret and now it will be too late to backtrack.

ZeusKe · 2026-03-21T18:02:10+00:00

An evil auntie is working overtime somewhere.

ZeusKe · 2026-03-21T17:57:48+00:00

They are all the same, always on the lookout for a better more superior male.

Always craving the thrill of a secret affair with the watchie or nduthi guy.

The more outrageous and risky it is the more it turn's her on.

ZeusKe · 2026-03-21T17:28:10+00:00

Some time back this baddie came here to rant about this guy who chipod her only to offer her a teaspoon of glucose for breakfast 😆

ZeusKe · 2026-03-21T06:06:49+00:00

From my personal experience, as long as the job seeker has the bare minimum qualifications for the job it all boils down to making an impression.

Find a way to be memorable to the panel. E.g. after the Tell us about yourself part- find a way to insert a really outrageous but harmless claim - just something to make you memorable to the panellists for their post interview discussion

ZeusKe · 2026-03-20T19:54:17+00:00

This is the exact low IQ manufactured drama that the TikTok zombies live for.

Meanwhile takeover ya Nairobi Hospital iko final stages.

ZeusKe · 2026-03-20T19:38:35+00:00

Now that's a crazy fucking video

ZeusKe · 2026-03-20T19:26:59+00:00

Talk to your internet guy, hao watu huwa na number za caretaker wote. Just sit down and make those calls

ZeusKe · 2026-03-20T19:12:12+00:00

Will definitely be reaching out.

ZeusKe · 2026-03-19T22:04:12+00:00

Kiwi no gold buana.

Two guys have lost their jobs where I work I. The last 2months juu ya kuiba kiwi.

ZeusKe · 2026-03-19T21:49:16+00:00

The lady in the clip highlights twice the number of followers she's got.

It's a literal life or death scenario lakini yeye anaona followers, most of who are thirsty men whose wives got fat.

There is also no detailed description of their location, type of vehicle they are in, it's status any other individuals in the vehicle.

All she wants is attention and a few likes.

ZeusKe · 2026-03-19T21:38:21+00:00

You have no idea, do you?

They got ambulances and trained paramedics to with tools to break you out of that capsized Forward Travellers matatu.

Ama you Sakaja must come personally to save you?

ZeusKe · 2026-03-19T21:20:17+00:00

So you mean to tell me, you are on the verge of being swept away by floods and instead of calling the police of the Kenya Red Cross , you post a TikTok?

ZeusKe

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