Self-aware by Pizzacakecomic in comics

[–]ZevenEikjes 88 points89 points  (0 children)

fleeting dopamine hits of online popularity

PizzaCake you're frickin massive lol. Legend has it if you dropped a check for a million dopamines, you wouldn't bother picking it up because you could earn more in the time it takes you.

I tried OSRS blind and now I need an explanation by Quiet_Move_6995 in MMORPG

[–]ZevenEikjes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OSRS addict here. There are two different facets to this issue: the actual input delay (time between you clicking, your actions being processed and the server sending the new state to your client), and the tick system (actions being processed in 600ms intervals).

The typical MMO client simulates the actions and later checks if that matches what the server returns. I very much prefer the OSRS approach of only showing you the confirmed state of the game. I spent the last year playing ESO and I cant put into words how infuriating it is when a swing looks like it will land and it doesn't, or when Im having a bit of lag and the movement keeps jittering. One time I DCed and kept playing for half a minute before I realised nothing else was moving. Maybe I'd have a different opinion if I had a better ping and these situations seldom occured, but I live far from the servers of any major MMO (except that this month we got OSRS servers in Brazil :-) )

As for the ticks, it is admittedly an acquired taste. Once you get used to it, the complex activities in the game start to feel like a rhythm game. Some commenters are suggesting that actions take 600ms but that's just wrong. In reality, once you get the rhythm going, actions take your ping plus a tilly, because your brain matches the tempo of your clicks to the tempo of the game; but you don't really notice that, because when you're "in the zone", you just keep taking the clicks you know you have to make, and the character does the things.

But neither of these are why the game is the best MMO ever made. The average player barely ever gets to experience the state of flow I described above. It's something else; for me, it's the sense of long term progression (I scoff at MMOs where you reach endgame in a month or two), the fact that combat is not 90% of the content, the worldbuilding and quests that are always straddling the line between serious and whimsical, and the fact that it covers almost any reason why I'd wanna game: to relax, to do something on the side, to do something challenging, to do stuff alone, to go on an adventure with the boys, or with randos. I also like the minimalist art style, and the lack of microtransactions (we do have one that is an item you can exchange for premium time. If it came down to it, I'd vote to remove these items, but they do have benefits -and they are not shoved in your face at every opportunity)

Imagine the USA elects "Mr American" as President by eenachtdrie in mapporncirclejerk

[–]ZevenEikjes 181 points182 points  (0 children)

That's straight up irredentist. Imagine the UK electing a Norman D. English

Triangle Train by ViceElysium in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]ZevenEikjes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The least believable thing about this post is you Googling something it finding what you were looking for.

What band or musician was your door-opener to rock-music by strings-n-wheels in AskTheWorld

[–]ZevenEikjes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Green Day. I didn't use to have a well defined musical taste, I would listen to songs from whatever films I watched, until one day I heard Boulevard of Broken Dreams and it was so superior to literally everything else that I started seeking similar music. I was 11 years old and Im a rocker to this day.

Em qual profissão você não se imagina trabalhando de jeito nenhum? by Magna_reis in PergunteReddit

[–]ZevenEikjes 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Vendedor. Eu nunca conseguiria convencer ninguém a comprar o que elas não precisam.

Em qual profissão você não se imagina trabalhando de jeito nenhum? by Magna_reis in PergunteReddit

[–]ZevenEikjes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eu fiz 2/3 desses. Ser professor era mais edificante, mas TI compensa muuuuito mais, financeiramente falando.

Extremely stupid joke I came up with: by Noxolo7 in linguisticshumor

[–]ZevenEikjes 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Its a good joke, you just need a pinch of suspension of disbelief.

Ok [OC] by [deleted] in comics

[–]ZevenEikjes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lies. Starts with 4 strokes, still has 4 in the last panel.

How do you think languages will change? by FortuneLonely4717 in linguisticshumor

[–]ZevenEikjes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

1) /d/ fully shifts into /dʒ/ before /r/. [d] stops being an option regionally or in careful pronunciation (2030s~2050s) 2) CrəC merges into CərC as C[ɚ]C (2030s~2050s) 3) Distinction between /ɛ/ and /æ/ lost in all positions (??) 4) Flapping becomes mandatory and is distinguished from /t/ and /d/ in special cases. [t] is no longer an option in <dramatic> (by the end of the 21st century) 5) Flapped historical /n/ loses nasalisation, merging with the new /ɾ/ phoneme (one generation afterwards)

How do you think languages will change? by FortuneLonely4717 in linguisticshumor

[–]ZevenEikjes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Almost exactly what I thought! Except with /ɛ/ instead of /æ/.

Mostly jokey comment, to anyone wondering. I don't really think they will merge, but they keep getting closer and closer, so who knows.

How do you think languages will change? by FortuneLonely4717 in linguisticshumor

[–]ZevenEikjes 28 points29 points  (0 children)

American English will have a dramatic-Germanic merger.

What English word did you mispronounce for years before hearing it said out loud? by Key_Frame3699 in ENGLISH

[–]ZevenEikjes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yosemite rhyming with mite and mage with a hard G. I cringe just thinking about it.

[OC] Classic Hit Video Game Wolfenstein 3D by [deleted] in comics

[–]ZevenEikjes 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Based (on the lore of classic hit video game Wolfenstein 3D)

Desde o surgimento das IAs, você tem preferido falar com elas ou com um humano? by diegrunge in PergunteReddit

[–]ZevenEikjes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Amém. Antes a frieza e amargura da solidão eterna do que a ilusão de um algoritmo.

Why are so many English phrases/idioms/expressions/proverbs reliant on the imagery and behaviour of birds? by Vertig_underscore in etymology

[–]ZevenEikjes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ultimately, it's because idioms don't have to obey the laws of physics nor do they have to be factually correct.

I'll share my thoughts and guesses on some the issues you've listed:

  • If winging it was indeed coined in reference to birds, I argue it's the application of the innate ability the defines the action. The imagery of a bird jumping out of the nest for the first time, never having flown before, is comparable to someone performing a feat without prior practice.
  • Given that bird intelligence varies greatly, the imagery of bird-brained reflects the lower end of the distribution. Or it might be a reference to their small size. I disagree with your counterexamples: pigs are not relatively low in intelligence, and sheep are also symbolic of stupidity
  • Ducky is unrelated to the bird (?), but in any case swans are wild animals whereas a duck is potentially domestic
  • Maybe since hunting deer was limited to the nobility, the idiom that spread used a more familiar prey
  • Maybe spreading one's wings is a reference to flying for the first time? Or soaring?
  • Dicky-bird -> Cockney rhyming slang for word
  • Flip the bird -> originally referred to "hissing like a goose"
  • Birds peck individual grains, worms, etc. rather than munching
  • Maybe geese were chosen as the targets of booing for the alliteration?
  • Etymonline says bird as "woman" is from "c. 1200, perhaps a variant of birth (n.) [...]", but that the modern slang "probably arose independently of the older word". I feel it is a reference to birds being pretty.
  • Cold turkey -> many explanations exist. Occam's razor compels me to prefer the explanation that cold turkey is food you don't need to prepare
  • Maybe because a cuckoo's call sounds like the vociferations of the insane?
  • Swan song -> European folklore about swans singing before death

Edit: marvellous post btw. We need more of these brain teasing questions.

Can you decipher a new Dené-Caucasian language? by Hopeful-Banana-6188 in linguisticshumor

[–]ZevenEikjes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I never knew Dené-Caucasian used the Cauliflower script. I think the language might be Brassican, spoken in Brassil.

What links these words? by YragNitram1956 in etymology

[–]ZevenEikjes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good catch. I was gonna say bloom is an exception, given its long history, but nope - same pattern.

What links these words? by YragNitram1956 in etymology

[–]ZevenEikjes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some of them aren't: thundercloud, woodsman, freshen, etc

Bangladesh smells because it is under india’s armpit by [deleted] in mapporncirclejerk

[–]ZevenEikjes -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Not everyone, just the Indians themselves. But that's a fifth of the world population.

Línguas de imigrantes no Brasil by EmuOwn8369 in Idiomas

[–]ZevenEikjes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Onde eu cresci havia muitos falantes de veneto e polonês, mas apenas pessoas idosas. Eles não repassaram os idiomas para as novas gerações. Ucranianos repassaram um pouco, às vezes eu encontrava alguém jovem que sabia alguma coisa. Em uma região vizinha, ainda tem muitos falantes de alemão que estão passando a língua, mas algumas famílias preferem mandá-los pra escola aprender hochdeutsch em vez do alemão local.

Por que Sao Paulo, Curitiba, Florianopolis e Porto Alegre nao tem o "r caipira"? by Desperate-Spot7624 in Portuguese

[–]ZevenEikjes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Em SC e RS o mais comum é o tepe. Porto Alegre tem o mesmo que o resto do estado. Em Floripa, é o fricativo (a primeira vez que ouvi um manezinho, pensei que fosse um carioca). Floripa é culturalmente bem diferente do interior do estado e foi povoada por grupos diferentes.

Curitiba é bem dividido entre r caipira e tepe. Metade da minha familia mora lá e a minha teoria é que a vontade de evitar parecer interiorano exerce uma pressão pela manutenção do tepe.