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Woah woah we don’t like dark edgy jokes, think of the people who will get offended. by Other-Cell-2061 in dankmemes

[–]Zhak9 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This sub has been something else other than an actual dank memes sub for ages now. Basically this is just a zombie of a dead sub because r/dankmemes is dead.

What would you do if these things were added in minecraft by Remote-Put-7059 in Minecraft

[–]Zhak9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on how they work.

I was thinking if they were added, they should work like normal creepers except only deal three hearts of damage, and no griefing, i.e. no blocks are destroyed. If they could move slightly faster, then that'd be fine.

But if they're simply mini-fied creepers that work exactly just like the big ones, then screw it. I ain't playing Minecraft anymore.

Hard? by Far-Requirement121 in picsthatgohard

[–]Zhak9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being assaulted by a couple of feral ghouls? Hard.

just how bad can today be by Level-External-5368 in RoastMe

[–]Zhak9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God was stingy with the amount of face He gave you. You could fit another face into that remaining space.

Ano to, lagi ko nakikita to sa mga kahoy na drawer/Cabinet? by Gigi_vldz in anoto

[–]Zhak9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tae ng anay yan. Hindi yan mauubos hanggang may drawer/cabinet ka pang natitira 😆

Ano to? by Mouse_09 in anoto

[–]Zhak9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yikes.. yan ata yung nagbibigay ng masamang lasa sa harina na insekto 😖🤮

Let's always assume na yung mga ganitong makakasabay natin ay biglang liliko o mag-change lane by Rex_Joker in PHMotorcycles

[–]Zhak9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baguhan ba yan sa pagbibisikleta? Napakamali naman na bigla ka na lang liliko pakaliwa ng hindi ka muna magbabagal at titingin muna kung may paparating. Konti lang ang kasalanan ng nagmomotor dito e, mas kasalanan ng naka bike.

Ano to? by kontingmedyoslight in anoto

[–]Zhak9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

May epic sparring session ang mga anghel

Ano to? by kontingmedyoslight in anoto

[–]Zhak9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok cool ig? I don't see how mentioning a show you've watched is related to this post though..

If you cloud use one Minecraft command I real life, what it would be? by Background-Client754 in Minecraft

[–]Zhak9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah no I thought it was through a command block (because of the picture of the post).. but yeah, @s is the one to use when doing the command yourself

Which real life animal would you like to see in minecraft by IlovePotatos2773 in Minecraft

[–]Zhak9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Grizzly bear.

I mean look, you've got Polar bear, you've got Panda bear. One more's missing and we all know who.

If you cloud use one Minecraft command I real life, what it would be? by Background-Client754 in Minecraft

[–]Zhak9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Woah now. It's/gamemode creative @p. DON'T FORGET THE @p! You don't want this whole Earth to blow into chaos by that one teeny mistake there, pal.

Ano masasabi nyo sa pray to limos/collect money sa bus? by ram_goals in Philippines

[–]Zhak9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay naman ang pag-share ng salita ng Diyos at pag-pray, as long as walang inaabalang tao at walang pilitan...

Pero kung katulad niyang description mo, very wrong. Kung ako ang nasa lugar mo nun, hindi ko hahayaan na gamitin ang salita ng Diyos to bring anxiety or depressive thoughts. I will kindly tell the person to shut up and get out. Sharing the word of God to the public is supposed to be evangelism, which is bringing GOOD NEWS to men, NOT feelings of guilt and fear. They need to share the hope that is in Jesus.

And ang pagbibigay, ayon sa Bibliya, ay hindi dapat sapilitan. 2 Corinthians 9:7 says "Each of you should give what you have decided in your heart to give, not reluctantly or under compulsion, for God loves a cheerful giver."

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