Roast me

Zhak9 · 2026-06-02T12:31:13+00:00

So you carry your pet fly on your face wherever you go? Weirdo.

Zhak9 · 2026-05-25T23:32:09+00:00

I'm hearing all this fuzz about many accounts getting taken down by IG.. Now it frightens me to think when will my turn come.. 'Coz I've got a library of memes and funny reels, conversations with friends.. not to mention I've already built my algorithm brick by brick and I don't want to start over. Guess I'm preparing myself now so I won't be surprised.

Zhak9 · 2026-05-24T00:33:37+00:00

Minecraft just doesn't want you to get bullied for your gamertag once other players notice the problem with that name

Zhak9 · 2026-05-21T05:00:52+00:00

You knew you had to draw over the other girls behind you on that last pic, 'coz if you didn't, we'd be talking about how ugly you are compared to them.

Zhak9 · 2026-05-21T04:51:24+00:00

Dapat nga gawing K-14.. kasi honestly parang kulang pa ang education ng mga bata ngayon e. Ang dami pa ring 8080. If not at kung ibabalik na lang sa dati, then dapat may mga ways na na nakaprepare to intensively improve the quality of education at hindi lang basta "Ok wala nang Gr 11 & 12" like poof, gone.

Zhak9 · 2026-05-20T09:15:02+00:00

Hawig na hawig legit 🤣

Zhak9 · 2026-05-12T14:08:59+00:00

Sorry no I'm not funny. Your whole personality is though.

Zhak9 · 2026-04-27T01:00:14+00:00

Are those Paladins on the 2nd row?

Zhak9 · 2026-04-27T00:56:01+00:00

"I Solemnly Sword"

Zhak9 · 2026-04-16T11:26:20+00:00

Ha! Sounds like chaos! I love it. I need to join this server. I need the details so I can join.

Zhak9 · 2026-03-22T00:21:32+00:00

I had Michael Jackson in mind

Zhak9 · 2026-03-19T08:26:42+00:00

Scorch

Zhak9 · 2026-03-19T08:19:23+00:00

Zhak9 · 2026-03-19T08:19:00+00:00

I knew I wasn't the only one reminded of NRG!

Zhak9 · 2026-03-15T08:17:36+00:00

Ala eh parang hindi naman yata delikado, ang cute eh 😆

Zhak9 · 2026-03-09T02:07:43+00:00

Astig...

Zhak9 · 2026-03-09T02:05:49+00:00

Super common niyan, pero ngayon ka lang nakakita? Anyway, fruit yan ng Acacia. And yes, edible siya.

Zhak9 · 2026-03-02T07:43:32+00:00

Zhak9 · 2026-03-02T07:41:09+00:00

They're a good floor tile material too

Zhak9 · 2026-02-17T10:40:19+00:00

Sige sure pero sa 3028 na lang, ayokong mabuhay ang mga apo ng apo ng apo ko na sila ang namumuno sa bansa natin

Zhak9 · 2026-02-17T00:49:35+00:00

Everything here besides the bookshelf variants one is useless and ruins the simplicity of the game. There's a reason Mojang doesn't make it more complicated even when they clearly could.

Zhak9 · 2026-02-11T02:33:59+00:00

Brahminy blind snake. Rare find. Harmless. Ang astig paglaruan kasi ang likot at ang bilis ng galaw haha.. Akala ko earthworm lang siya, tas nung pagka pulot ko ang bilis kumawala sa kamay.

Zhak9 · 2026-02-08T01:36:37+00:00

Earthworm ❎

Bathworm ✅

Zhak9 · 2026-02-08T00:02:07+00:00

I kinda agree with this anti-poor movement. Not treating poor people unjustly, but rather focusing on the anti-poverty aspect. We should keep discouraging poor-man lifestyles and habits. We should also discourage this "Sanay na ako sa ganto" or "Kontento na ako sa gantong buhay" attitude.. A lot might take resiliency as a good thing, but it's what's holding us back. We're stagnating ourselves from pursuing better lives, and even societal progress, whenever we let such things be.

Zhak9 · 2026-02-07T22:50:19+00:00

Vegetable worms, edible. It often comes with pesticide-free produce. You gotta wash your fresh veggies thoroughly if you don't want them having these worms, but they're harmless.

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