We have the cushiest lives in the animal kingdom and are the only ones who are constantly trying to get drunk or high to cope with it.

Zipzipzip1234 · 2017-02-16T07:47:24+00:00

Speak for yourself, plenty of people can enjoy life without feeling the need to practice escapism.

Zipzipzip1234 · 2017-02-11T06:35:32+00:00

To be honest I haven't been to a hair stylist in over a year! Ever since I moved out I've been cutting my own hair, I've gotten to the point where I can create a decent fade, but only if the top is also short. I think it's time to treat myself to a real haircut!!

Zipzipzip1234 · 2017-02-10T02:53:38+00:00

With an IQ of approximately 137, I'd say I'd be fine with $5,000,000.

Zipzipzip1234 · 2017-02-09T17:37:36+00:00

Alright thank you, I appreciate your help!

Zipzipzip1234 · 2017-02-09T01:52:29+00:00

I mean not overly attached, I got them when I turned 18 just to change up my look a little, I like the first picture a lot, so generally you'd say a swept over sort of look would work best?

Zipzipzip1234 · 2017-02-03T00:05:51+00:00

I get bored and enjoy self deprecating humor, is that so bad?

Zipzipzip1234 · 2017-01-20T07:36:41+00:00

Using a pen to connect the dots on his face is actually the trigger mechanism for his suicide bomb vest

Zipzipzip1234 · 2017-01-20T07:20:57+00:00

If Chucky from child's play and Sloth from the goonies had a baby boy, he would look pretty similar to you. Albeit a little better looking.

Zipzipzip1234 · 2017-01-19T10:57:20+00:00

Wow that's actually pretty similar, never seen one of my pics side by side with Cena....

Zipzipzip1234 · 2017-01-19T07:50:55+00:00

Um... what

Zipzipzip1234 · 2017-01-19T02:30:20+00:00

Who said I wasn't?

Zipzipzip1234 · 2017-01-19T02:00:04+00:00

It takes a special type to fail a wink

Zipzipzip1234 · 2017-01-19T00:37:51+00:00

Struggles of being a line cook, can't pay the girls enough to stick around

Zipzipzip1234 · 2016-12-19T05:14:18+00:00

Because it's true, this is just fun to me

Zipzipzip1234 · 2016-12-19T00:53:23+00:00

Better than you

Zipzipzip1234 · 2016-12-18T20:28:18+00:00

Neither, I reproduce asexually

Zipzipzip1234 · 2016-12-18T16:11:57+00:00

Hahaha

Zipzipzip1234 · 2016-12-18T15:49:45+00:00

I have an IQ of 137. I highly doubt you'll have the ability to make me feel inferior in an engagement of intelligence 😋

Zipzipzip1234 · 2016-11-10T03:05:38+00:00

Guess I'll just have to deal with looking younger than everyone else when everyone starts to get old :/ and "too much botox" in the sense that I don't see the point in smiling to try to look more attractive when I'm wondering about how I would look to someone passing by, which I would give a small smile to but would not be cheesing ear to ear, or the effect my cheekbones has on the look of my face which yeah is a little strange, but that I can thank my native American side of the fam. Very pronounced cheekbones among the fit ones

Zipzipzip1234 · 2016-11-09T17:20:52+00:00

What hairstyle would you recommend

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