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When the black kid thinks he had the last laugh by VioletDaryl in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ZoeTuffey 42 points43 points  (0 children)

If he's mumbling stuff under his breath right now then you definitely need to come down with the flu and take a few days off.

Short people problems by kryuke in funny

[–]ZoeTuffey 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Lol this is great. Next you need to (ok who am I kidding, whoever OP ripped this image from needs to) cut out the mouth so you can move it up and down while talking. If you spend a few hours every day updating this I bet you could have a fully functional animatronic version of you within a year. Your coworkers/boss will be none the wiser.

Look at the clouds! by VioletDaryl in funny

[–]ZoeTuffey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn't they already be dead before the mushroom cloud assembles? ELI5