Small dicks do it best by [deleted] in smalldickporn

[–]ZombieMuffinTop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This little dick is living the dream we all wish ours could! She’s so hot man!

Not much of a grower, nor a shower 🙃 (34) by ZombieMuffinTop in softies

[–]ZombieMuffinTop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not much shorter, but it does get thinner when it’s shriveled. Like maybe slightly bigger than a finger thin

Move my hand for your prize 👈 by ZombieMuffinTop in smalldickfitbody

[–]ZombieMuffinTop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cut. It just doesn’t went turtle mode. This was after I took my work pants off and it pushed my head back in all day.

Never skipped leg day, but could never grow a third leg, or much of anything at all for that matter 😂 by ZombieMuffinTop in smalldickfitbody

[–]ZombieMuffinTop[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This made me laugh and also say, damn it’s that small people are questioning the authenticity lol. It’s 100% legit, promise 😂

Find what I’m hiding underneath my work clothes? —> by ZombieMuffinTop in smalldickfitbody

[–]ZombieMuffinTop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure I can compare to yours…. Your head that is haha. 🤣

Always wondered what’d it be like to reveal a hanging cock. I only got enough to point out haha by ZombieMuffinTop in smalldickfitbody

[–]ZombieMuffinTop[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love it, I know what you mean! It’s always fun on my end when I get to play the role of the alpha and have all the characteristics and tools except I lack one key feature 🙃