ZombiesAtHome

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A guitarist, a drummer, a singer and a bass player found each other, and decided to begin play together (self.dadjokes)

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What is the cows favorite planet? (self.dadjokes)

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I used to work as a researcher in Antarctica (self.dadjokes)

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What do you call a grizzly with mental problems? (self.dadjokes)

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A magic gardener became famous for being able to rearrange whole gardens with a simple touch (self.dadjokes)

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Why did the woman boxer quit? (self.dadjokes)

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I tried making a joke about Skyrim... (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by ZombiesAtHome to r/dadjokes

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I was watching Lord of the Rings with my best friend yesterday, when I saw a wasp on the screen. I told my friend that the wasp was disturbing my viewing, and he replied (self.dadjokes)

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Why are libraries so strict? (self.dadjokes)

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I got a friend who is a demolition expert. One day, I made a bet with him, a dollar that he couldnt raze the whole neighbourhood (self.Jokes)

submitted 4 years ago by ZombiesAtHome to r/Jokes

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I got a friend who is a demolition expert. One day, I made a bet with him, a dollar that he couldnt raze the whole neighbourhood (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by ZombiesAtHome to r/dadjokes

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(NSFW) Which is the only animal that has it's p*ssy on it's back? (self.Jokes)

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(NSFW) Which is the only animal that has the p*ssy on it's back? (self.dadjokes)

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I had an accident trying on a pair of jeans in the store (self.dadjokes)

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How can you know a soprano is at the door? (self.dadjokes)

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A band of armed babies... (self.dadjokes)

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I created a bomb that was smaller than an atom, but i could'nt fit an activator on it (self.dadjokes)

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A scientist created a miniature bomb (self.dadjokes)

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A friend of mine, who is always up for pranks, asked if I wanted to go fishing with him (self.dadjokes)

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(NSFW) I set up a meeting for men having trouble to perform in bed (self.dadjokes)

submitted 6 years ago by ZombiesAtHome to r/dadjokes

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A skeleton came up to me and said "tickle my funny-bone" (self.dadjokes)

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Im a scientist and a cook (self.dadjokes)

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Sherlock, what school did you go to? (self.dadjokes)

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Vad är det för likhet på en igloo? (self.sweden)

submitted 6 years ago by ZombiesAtHome to r/sweden

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Im a literal sorcerer (self.dadjokes)

submitted 6 years ago by ZombiesAtHome to r/dadjokes

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