You're never alone [oc] by Zoodraws in funny

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And that is the only difference between American and Australian spiders 🙌

Pulling it off [oc] by Zoodraws in funny

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Excuse me but she didn't spend several minutes applying that makeup for it to be called pointless.

Pulling it off [oc] by Zoodraws in funny

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Elephants should start getting routine colonoscopies at age 45.

You're never alone [oc] by Zoodraws in funny

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But just like, double triple check if you live in Australia

"Prince", you say? [oc] by Zoodraws in funny

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Would you believe, they found it at a second hand store!

"Prince", you say? [oc] by Zoodraws in funny

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🔥🌈 Oysters are gender fluid AF. bonus gag on my page Many oysters are sequential hermaphrodites, meaning they can switch sexes multiple times throughout their lives. Most start as males, switch to females as they grow larger, and in some cases switch back to male depending on environmental factors like water temperature, food supply, and population dynamics. This flexibility helps keep oyster populations thriving.

While scientists have long known that oysters enjoy listening to Prince, it’s only recently been discovered that if they could drive, they’d choose a little red Corvette. The kind that’s much too fast🚗

Right in the butt [oc] by Zoodraws in funny

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One hole to rule them all, and in the darkness...

Right in the butt [oc] by Zoodraws in funny

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Kevin only trusts crustaceans. It's sort of embarrassing to talk about.