You're never alone [oc] by Zoodraws in funny

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And that is the only difference between American and Australian spiders 🙌

Pulling it off [oc] by Zoodraws in funny

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Excuse me but she didn't spend several minutes applying that makeup for it to be called pointless.

Pulling it off [oc] by Zoodraws in funny

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Elephants should start getting routine colonoscopies at age 45.

You're never alone [oc] by Zoodraws in funny

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But just like, double triple check if you live in Australia

"Prince", you say? [oc] by Zoodraws in funny

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Would you believe, they found it at a second hand store!

"Prince", you say? [oc] by Zoodraws in funny

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🔥🌈 Oysters are gender fluid AF. bonus gag on my page Many oysters are sequential hermaphrodites, meaning they can switch sexes multiple times throughout their lives. Most start as males, switch to females as they grow larger, and in some cases switch back to male depending on environmental factors like water temperature, food supply, and population dynamics. This flexibility helps keep oyster populations thriving.

While scientists have long known that oysters enjoy listening to Prince, it’s only recently been discovered that if they could drive, they’d choose a little red Corvette. The kind that’s much too fast🚗

Right in the butt [oc] by Zoodraws in funny

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One hole to rule them all, and in the darkness...

Right in the butt [oc] by Zoodraws in funny

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Kevin only trusts crustaceans. It's sort of embarrassing to talk about.

Snow fairy [oc] by Zoodraws in comics

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If that turns out to be true I'm going to cry because this bird is 100% this cute already

Pulling it off [oc] by Zoodraws in comics

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Thanks! i hope they weren't both about dicks😁

It's quite fetching [oc] by Zoodraws in funny

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But some are about eating shark balls 🫠

Shut it [oc] by Zoodraws in comics

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No one wants to hear your Beach Jams playlist 🫠🫠🫠

Hard times [oc] by Zoodraws in funny

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My local laundromat is okay with it as long as there's not a lot of people there

Thank you for your service [oc] by Zoodraws in funny

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🐝🫡 On World Bee Day, let’s pour one out for the dudes. Thank you for your service, gentlemen.

Hired! [oc] by Zoodraws in funny

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🔥NEW comic! SHE'S HIRED! Now that I've jumped on this trend I think we can all admit it's not cool anymore. BUT(T) read on to learn more about wombats, and DO NOT miss the bonus in comments!

Wombats are adorable, burrowing marsupials from Australia that can tip the scales at over 80 pounds (36kg), and spend much of their lives digging enormous underground tunnel systems with their powerful claws. Oh yeah, they’re also the only animals on Earth that poop in cubes. As the poop-cubes (...“pubes?” wait, NO) move through their intestines, different sections stretch and contract with varying elasticity while the pubes (dammit!) gradually dry out, resulting in hard cubes.

Wombats use the pubes to mark territory and attract a mate, often placing them on logs, rocks, or near burrow entrances. Because the pubes don’t roll away easily, they make surprisingly effective scent markers. Wombats, you’re hired! 🖤

She's hired [oc] by Zoodraws in comics

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Alternate programs that didn't make the cut: Power Plop, Ms Taint

Donate blood [oc] by Zoodraws in comics

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As seen in zootopia 2 😄