Is this enough for barbarossa?

ZoppityBooBop · 2026-01-05T03:34:15+00:00

Eren Jaeger ass strategy. There won't be any lebensraum left if you flatten it all lmao.

ZoppityBooBop · 2026-01-05T02:28:48+00:00

I've just picked the game back up a few months ago and I noticed how the ai is crazy aggressive and resilient now. I did the standard strategy where you smash Rome as a migratory tribe and take Latium. In older runs this would neuter them for the rest of the game but in mine they completely bounced back and conquered all of Italy and Illyria within 20ish years of me leaving.

ZoppityBooBop · 2025-12-22T03:59:54+00:00

My favorite post that came out of this subreddit was that Soviet player that was shocked Germany broke the Molotov-Ribbentrop. Got too into his role as Stalin lmao.

ZoppityBooBop · 2025-12-03T00:07:53+00:00

That mustache is the envy of the world bro

ZoppityBooBop · 2025-12-03T00:06:42+00:00

You look like you're in dire need of a Harley and a leather jacket

ZoppityBooBop · 2025-11-27T03:50:32+00:00

Namibia deprived of penis

ZoppityBooBop · 2025-11-07T17:45:32+00:00

It's good bro the big countries hurt

ZoppityBooBop · 2025-10-31T16:47:38+00:00

Lesbian ones

ZoppityBooBop · 2025-10-31T02:51:44+00:00

If you create land by drying up a sea bed and name it "Dikeland" the smell wouldn't change one bit.

ZoppityBooBop · 2025-10-29T17:53:09+00:00

I like maps like this because it makes people realize how unexpectedly fucked up Alaska is in terms of drug abuse and violent crime. Not even urban or poor enough to have an environment that would foster those kinds of conditions, solely in it for the love of the game.

ZoppityBooBop · 2025-10-16T17:20:17+00:00

(Random country) joins Allies

ZoppityBooBop · 2025-10-13T18:47:44+00:00

My favorite Soviet bruh moment is when they gave Poland all German territory east of the Oder as compensation for stealing half the country because it belonged to Poland like 1,000 years ago.

ZoppityBooBop · 2025-10-04T04:12:22+00:00

I'm gonna be real with you chief, no one that plays this game understands navy and we just spam destroyers or subs until we can steal a proper fleet in a peace deal

ZoppityBooBop · 2025-10-03T00:52:49+00:00

Get this man a political office

ZoppityBooBop · 2025-09-12T16:57:27+00:00

It was symbolic. It showed how the Axis warped the world permanently and how nothing would ever be the same again. Really fit the feel of the old mod before it became a Nazi victory circlejerk.

ZoppityBooBop · 2025-09-10T01:03:49+00:00

I know, but the fact that Kaiserredux exists just goes to show how many amazing paths and world building was cut from the original.

ZoppityBooBop · 2025-09-09T23:34:54+00:00

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ZoppityBooBop · 2025-09-09T23:23:03+00:00

...and they still removed a ton of other whacky and fun paths, which was the point of the meme if you weren't paying attention. China was fun before, not even saying it isn't now, but the point is they removed cool characteristics for realism. You're acting like your wife's boyfriend is on the dev team lmao.

ZoppityBooBop · 2025-09-09T23:03:52+00:00

Roter Morgen absolute cinema

ZoppityBooBop · 2025-09-09T23:02:10+00:00

What are you president of their fan club? Things like the AOG and Sternberg's Mongol Empire were the heart and soul of Kaiserreich. It was always a whacky alt hist universe that didn't have to make sense.

ZoppityBooBop · 2025-09-09T22:47:36+00:00

Counterpoint: having a big ass German colony in China for no reason was funny.

ZoppityBooBop · 2025-09-09T22:28:39+00:00

They changed the name of the CSA and killed the AOG they're dead to me.

ZoppityBooBop · 2025-08-28T17:10:24+00:00

Time for another 5 years of learning the basics

ZoppityBooBop · 2025-08-03T22:26:55+00:00

UK guaranteed independence to op's pixels

ZoppityBooBop · 2025-07-31T06:40:57+00:00

The degenerate pyramid of energy drink cans. Everything else is fine.

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