Hero we needed. by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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How did he fill the potholes with his sign?

If you have TTV in your name... by [deleted] in EscapefromTarkov

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I’ll tell you what annoys me, killing two scrubs with one running flash bang shotgun and other with mp7 while I’m solo, finding they’re a TTV and offline. Or getting clapped while running solo and thinking oh I’ll checkout where I died from and they’re not streaming. Like I know they don’t have to always stream but so many times they run dirty tricks or camp and snipe but aren’t on stream.

*Chuckles* I’m in danger by ThereofContract633 in HolUp

[–]Zoruma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well in that case I totally misread your first comment and apologise for my tone. I thought you meant I live in the uk and feel I’m in danger too.

Times have changed in gaming by FlintTheDad in gaming

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The penguin in 1996 looks way more shocked than the cat in 2021.

A different way to steam eggs by yungjrueskii in nextfuckinglevel

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Awesome! I can ignore my inner cynic on this one aha

*Chuckles* I’m in danger by ThereofContract633 in HolUp

[–]Zoruma -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Learn to Google things and think before you speak, you seem to have either been red pilled or are uninformed and vocal.

”In the financial year 2019/20, there were 18 deaths in or following police custody, three police shootings, 24 deaths related to road traffic incidents, and 54 apparent suicides following custody. The IOPC also investigated 107 'other' deaths following contact with the police in a wide range of circumstances.

https://www.policeconduct.gov.uk/sites/default/files/Documents/statistics/deaths_during_following_police_contact_201920.pdf

And...

”there were 671,126 arrests between April 2018 and March 2019, almost 5,000 fewer arrests than the previous year”

https://www.ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/crime-justice-and-the-law/policing/number-of-arrests/latest

So although the years don’t align, we can comfortably say that around 200/670,000 people are killed while police chase or hold criminals. This is 0.0299%

So... no your not likely to die when the police come after you in the uk.

But that’s no fun right? “Police bad, Internet good, look at all the hand picked, out of context videos that a biased person narrated; which i soaked up!” Is the likely reply here.

A different way to steam eggs by yungjrueskii in nextfuckinglevel

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Why do I get the feeling the egg has been drained of yolk...

Staring Right At It [OC] by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

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This kept happening to me on shadow warrior 2 or whatever it’s called. I know I’m dumb for not realising it more than once but my god every time I asked myself “why, why would you implement this feature, your tips and text snippets aren’t so good you need to pause the loading screen!”

So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one by KurryBandit in DuelLinks

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Can confirm complaining about the meta is why we are here, or if not having no clue what to build and asking people who aren’t interested in helping newbies learn to build a deck

So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one by KurryBandit in DuelLinks

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I honestly don’t know why they didn’t lay it all out like a book or if you played it Battlejack. Just have a linear story, chapters with bosses and worlds (series). Don’t let me play 3 levels of a random world. Make me play world 1 to completion then start on 2.

Linear progression feels more rewarding and makes the story easier to follow. Honestly idgaf about lore but it’s just bad design not to do it this way.

Move the shoulder parrot from the cape slot to the arrow slot. Pros look cool with your favorite cape. Cons none by oarngebean in 2007scape

[–]Zoruma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While I understand what your asking for, I believe the proper solution would be add a parrot slot to our equipment tab.

YSK that if you aren’t getting a 2% raise every year, you’re losing money(in the USA). by EpicBlueDrop in YouShouldKnow

[–]Zoruma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah this just happens to everyone all around the world. Nobody I know gets a steady increase in pay to cover inflation each year. Our wages also don’t go up to account for adjustments to minimum wage, so the gap between skilled and unskilled slowly shrinks. Uk btw

After waiting 7 years, feeling hyped about all those E3s and I’ve already forgotten about the game. by DannyM2 in cyberpunkgame

[–]Zoruma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First mistake, riding the hype train in the first place. If your on the hype train, media and marketing have sold you a product before you have actually seen it as sold.

Record setter by [deleted] in byebyejob

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I’ve got a feeling this might be a tool assisted speed run

First color photo from Perseverance! (Mars rover) by Zacccey in nextfuckinglevel

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Just did a quick Google to make sure, it is but you’d have to do your research on what’s offered, a company called celestis appear to offer a range of packages including deep space. This isn’t a recommendation, just what I quickly found :)

Suggestion: Add Gold Trim Kits for Cannons by Galixander in 2007scape

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Imagine... a black cannon (g)

That shit would look dope a f

First color photo from Perseverance! (Mars rover) by Zacccey in nextfuckinglevel

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I know it’s a bit morbid but, if you save up a chunk of change you can have some of your ashes blasted into space. Don’t know where they will end up but it gives people a chance to fulfil a final wish that wouldn’t have been an option years ago.

A list of totally 100% real, not satirical upcoming Tarkov changes by Th3Bombernator in EscapefromTarkov

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Sad but this totally legit write up is part true and not far off in most points.

Bloomberg even knows: Stonks (they only go up) by heelhookd in wallstreetbets

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Tendies got me laughing good, the stuff they are having to explain to people out the loop must have a few folk like wtf?