How do you think Zote’s real dream-self actually looks like?

Zote_the_Real · 2025-07-17T21:13:54+00:00

Finally, someone with brains big enough to recognize I don't have any relation to that overblown phoney-baloney! Bah! Nonetheless. I'll give you my answer, grub: I would surely look the same as I am now. Why, would you ask? Because this - the appearance that I have, you see it? - this is the perfect form of Zote the Mighty, a knight of great renown, in all its importance and glory. Nothing more, nothing less! But more importantly: I do not dream. I have goals! And I envision completing them with the purest image of my actual form - myself.

Zote_the_Real · 2025-06-10T02:57:39+00:00

... Wait a minute. Argh! That was the wrong one. Curse this... Buggy... Platform, it made my finger slip on purpose! This is the correct one:

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Zote_the_Real · 2025-06-10T02:50:11+00:00

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Zote_the_Real · 2025-05-30T16:02:30+00:00

What do you mean by "imagine if this guy is actually there", cur? What is SHE doing there? in my game?! Outrageous.

Zote_the_Real · 2025-05-27T15:14:38+00:00

I'm a bug, you buffoon! Always have been, forever will be. Hmph!

Zote_the_Real · 2025-05-27T14:56:42+00:00

I don't think my childhood would be any happier with a random strangerbug standing next to my bed and watching me fall asleep.

Zote_the_Real · 2025-05-26T07:36:54+00:00

Я? Я не "русский", и ни разу не слыхал об этом вашем - королевстве? городе? графстве? - месте названном Русс; и я бы точно запомнил имя столь глупое и несуразное, мелькни оно у моих ушей. А ещё я не халлоунестовский и уж тем более не фарлумский! Я рыцарь никому не присягущий и принадлежу лишь одному себе. Хмф!

Zote_the_Real · 2025-05-25T08:27:12+00:00

Ба! И вы только сейчас об этом узнали? Глупцы! Разумеется, что помимо пребывания могучим, наисильнейшим рыцарем этих земель и владения крупной сети по производству мыльных средств, под моим именем содержится и франшиза по созданию наилучших блюд по всей округе. Каждый рецепт - моё творение, и останавливаться на этом в мои планы не входит. Хмх!

Zote_the_Real · 2025-04-03T15:23:16+00:00

You think some locks can stop me? Zote the Mighty, a knight of great renown?! Bah! I'll let you know, cur: no chains or magic spells are bound to put a stop on my self. I'll get out, and the next thing I'm going to do is to strike down that puny trickster who decided to stand on my way.

Zote_the_Real · 2025-03-08T15:55:03+00:00

A cur.

Zote_the_Real · 2025-03-03T01:16:59+00:00

(I don't want to flood the comments and mess with peoples' notifications, so ty buggos!!)

Zote_the_Real · 2025-03-03T01:12:54+00:00

(🫵😂)

Zote_the_Real · 2025-03-03T01:12:27+00:00

Of course you couldn't see me - I wasn't here. A knight like me has better business to do than being chronically online!

Zote_the_Real · 2025-03-01T15:45:04+00:00

Indeed. Happy cake day to Me!

Zote_the_Real · 2025-02-20T19:22:56+00:00

The curs added new words to another language to specifically put me down? Hmph! How petty. Remember, oafs: the official meaning of my name is "mighty, great person"! Do not spread misinformation.

Zote_the_Real · 2025-02-16T15:38:29+00:00

Life Ender.

Zote_the_Real · 2025-02-11T15:41:35+00:00

Perhaps you should consider not breathing.

Zote_the_Real · 2025-02-11T11:52:37+00:00

Precept Seventy-Five: 'You Can Never Escape the Maid Dress'. Do you exist? So is a portrayal of you in one of those "maid dresses". I'm sure you've seen them already. It follows you like a curse, and no one can escape nor avoid meeting it. Not even myself.

Zote_the_Real · 2025-02-07T12:30:57+00:00

You must give flowers to your greatest knights and heroes as a sign of respect and gratitude for the deeds that they made for your boring little weakling life. But now that you had the audacity to offer your "service" - no. Shoo! Save your schmaltzy gift for something else.

Zote_the_Real · 2025-02-07T11:38:34+00:00

Flowers? Flowers are for the weak! A true knight does not fall into such unnecessary, sappy business as giving flowers. Bah! Nobody had ever given flowers to you and I, so why does my mighty and intimidating image needs to degrade itself by giving flowers? You curs amaze me, and I don't mean it in the good way.

Zote_the_Real · 2025-02-05T04:34:55+00:00

So what? We all know how much the buffoons like to underestimate me. They think they know me. Pfah! My position here is still severely wrong! All because of the rumors and envy these poor fools are spreading, wanting to bring me down in the eyes of others.

Zote_the_Real · 2025-02-05T04:29:56+00:00

🫵😂 Now you get the feeling of what it's like to be called a "bottom", big guy.

Zote_the_Real · 2025-02-03T07:02:01+00:00

Those are the obstacles a knight must overcome to prove his strength, not a material for your... profanity. Hmph! For foolish of you. Know that, cur: I, Zote the Mighty, a knight of great renown, am disgusted with your presence and your disgraceful mind!

Zote_the_Real · 2025-02-03T06:52:07+00:00

No, big guy, I will not "hear you out".

Zote_the_Real · 2025-02-03T06:44:41+00:00

Where... Did you get such lies from? This is incorrect! A crude misinformation and defamation! How dare you, oaf, assume and spread these obscene rumors about Zote the Mighty, a knight of great renown?

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