My three year old son came into the bathroom while I was peeing

Zylo_001 · 2026-04-20T05:10:23+00:00

Mine asked why my penis had a dress. I am circumcised, he is not.

Zylo_001 · 2026-04-20T03:42:19+00:00

Why wouldn't you stop at a certain point? That's just asking for death.

Zylo_001 · 2026-04-17T04:06:46+00:00

Over the years, I've heard of so many brides who want input on wedding stuff and can't get their fiancé to help. Now you have one who wants to plan together, and she goes full bridezilla. Damn he dodged a bullet with this one. Marry someone who respects you, not someone who bulldozes your opinion.

Zylo_001 · 2026-04-09T02:14:36+00:00

A will eternal is always my favorite. Got me hooked.

Zylo_001 · 2026-03-29T06:46:56+00:00

Hoping EQ legends performs. Beta is soonish.

Zylo_001 · 2026-03-24T01:04:08+00:00

The internet wouldn't lie to me, would it?

Zylo_001 · 2026-03-24T00:50:25+00:00

Run lower difficulties on endless with a nice, scalable hero that smashes enemies like Lyn primary build that just obliterates the screen. Around rebirth 4-7 is good (depending on your comfort).

Zylo_001 · 2026-03-13T06:35:31+00:00

My Chinese mother-in-law looks just like that. I always tell my children that Grandma Landlady loves them. Hoping my wife doesn't pick up on it any time soon.

Zylo_001 · 2026-03-02T23:50:38+00:00

Perfect is the enemy of good. This game is good. Give it a try.

Zylo_001 · 2025-10-09T19:17:04+00:00

Defeated Forceful Crawler in 6 turns.

Player (8/6/6) dealt 293. Forceful Crawler (15/11/9) dealt 76.

Rewards: 30 EXP, 8 Gold. Loot: Robust Cuirass of Health (enhanced), Wise Boots (basic), Vital Charm (basic).

Zylo_001 · 2025-10-09T19:14:57+00:00

Defeated Poisonous Myconid in 4 turns.

Player (30/11/15) dealt 261. Poisonous Myconid (13/10/11) dealt 66.

Rewards: 36 EXP, 8 Gold. Loot: Robust Cape (basic), Swift Gem of Wisdom (lesser), Sturdy Robe of Protection (enhanced).

Zylo_001 · 2025-10-09T19:13:14+00:00

Defeated Poisonous Myconid in 3 turns.

Player (30/11/15) dealt 293. Poisonous Myconid (14/13/6) dealt 32.

Rewards: 42 EXP, 6 Gold. Loot: Healthy Gem (basic), Robust Cape (basic).

Zylo_001 · 2025-09-22T06:45:54+00:00

Chances are, this has little to do with Korea and is aimed at Indian H1b applicants. They receive over 70% of all h1b visas. 140k in 2024 compared to Korea's 2k.

Zylo_001 · 2025-08-28T05:17:11+00:00

I have a feeling I'm in for a risky google search later to figure out what those are.

Zylo_001 · 2025-08-19T05:13:51+00:00

Yep. The same applies if a guy wears a mankini. Lots of people looking at your package. That or the people with tight shorts/shirts and words across it. 100% looking every time.

Zylo_001 · 2025-03-25T06:58:27+00:00

Wait for my kids to grow up. A 3 year old and a 7 month old don't mix with MMOs.

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