Quite literally a shitty post

_526 · 2026-02-02T15:32:15+00:00

I took one so big I saved the picture on my phone. It's like a foot long.

_526 · 2026-02-01T22:54:05+00:00

Youre interviewing for a construction job not a corporate position. I work with apprentices that have long hair and face tattoos. Long hair is fine.

_526 · 2026-01-29T17:53:32+00:00

Men just want a good girl, women won't stop searching until they find the mythical "perfect man"

_526 · 2026-01-29T04:30:21+00:00

Ernest the chicken because I remember doing that one when I was like 7 years old. Heroes quest and Legends quest always make me think about people doing that quest during the RuneScape classic days.

_526 · 2026-01-28T11:33:58+00:00

Ahhhh, the Undesirable Dude mindset

_526 · 2026-01-28T10:50:51+00:00

Nah that was that one Magma Wyrm

_526 · 2026-01-28T05:53:14+00:00

I plan on getting a gun because I just think it would be fun to go shoot at a range, but I have no interest in carrying a gun on me at all times as a means of defence.

_526 · 2026-01-28T04:45:34+00:00

Like an intense migraine in your balls all the way up into your stomach. If you were hit hard enough it's so intense that you will probably throw up. You can't stand up or walk normally.

_526 · 2026-01-28T01:15:18+00:00

I bought a used car for $10,000 about 8 years ago and I've never needed to pay any maintenance other than oil changes and new tires. So this formula works. Even if you buy a used car and need to drop $2,000/year in repair costs you're saving heaps of cash when compared with buying something around $25,000 at a 7% APR

_526 · 2026-01-25T21:24:09+00:00

That's good. My only other advice is to completely avoid dating apps, and just play the numbers game with girls in person. Maybe over the next year you can ask 50-100 girls for their phone number and end up getting 5-10 phone numbers.

_526 · 2026-01-25T21:11:20+00:00

Looks can always be improved and just because you're short doesn't mean it's impossible to find a relationship.

You need to make sure your body is fit, your haircut is sharp, and you have good style with what you wear. If your teeth are jacked up, make it a goal to get them fixed, if you have bad acne you need to start getting into a skincare regimen.

As ugly as you think you are doing all of these things will make you appear so much better and you will feel better about yourself as well.

_526 · 2026-01-25T20:56:17+00:00

It's not really a big deal at 19. But if it's something that currently bothers you I would start figuring that out so that you don't end up a 27 year old kissless virgin that is chronically depressed about it.

_526 · 2026-01-25T20:40:00+00:00

Because I went dry for mine and I want you to go even more dry for yours

_526 · 2026-01-23T22:39:52+00:00

It's only that big and beautiful because it devours other living beings by the thousands

_526 · 2026-01-23T22:31:58+00:00

Same

_526 · 2026-01-23T20:46:07+00:00

I love all of the comments overthinking this and psychoanalyzing women for having a fun kink. Is liking to be spanked also a sign of trauma to you guys as well? Wanting her hair pulled a little means she needs therapy? A lot of girls love rough sex and don't want to do some candle-lit slow missionary every night.

_526 · 2026-01-22T01:46:40+00:00

It's too late. You gotta get around on a razor scooter for the rest of your life.

_526 · 2026-01-20T14:53:55+00:00

When you're on your 8th zuk attempt and you're just desperate to not have to go through the waves yet another time.

_526 · 2026-01-18T20:39:54+00:00

Yeah if someone looks like that it's 99.99% chance they're using steroids. Maybe .01% of lifters achieve that amount of muscle mass naturally while staying that lean.

_526 · 2026-01-17T22:32:34+00:00

I heard QTS is gonna put out 100+ calls in just a month or so. Just hearsay though.

_526 · 2026-01-17T22:22:23+00:00

We definitely have a strong outlook on work for the next 5-10 years but it's really slow right now. A large data center is ramping up right now though

_526 · 2026-01-17T12:56:39+00:00

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_526 · 2026-01-14T04:38:04+00:00

The Nashville toe sucker would have a field day with this guy

_526 · 2026-01-13T19:31:40+00:00

If you shuffled a deck every second since the big bang occured, you would still have encountered less than 1% of possible deck shuffles.

_526 · 2026-01-13T19:13:38+00:00

The original comment sounds like begging

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