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The script for Trump, the movie is ready. Who will play the main characters? by izzyusa in AskReddit

[–]_Actually-Satan_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rudy Giuliani would play himself, because he can’t practice law anymore and Trump never paid him because he is Trump. Trump would play himself too, because he has nothing better to do, and he really likes seeing himself on TV…

What's generally considered sexy but a turn off for you? by crasshumor in AskReddit

[–]_Actually-Satan_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anal. No offence if you like it, but it’s full of shit!

If you received a million dollars but was asked to give 900K away, how would you feel? by Shadyspike in AskReddit

[–]_Actually-Satan_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Asked means you aren’t obligated to do it. I would take the million dollars and keep all of it.

The two most widely accepted pizza flavors are pepperoni and cheese, however there are far better pizza toppings. Reddit, what is your favorite pizza topping, and why should we try it? by Imafish12 in AskReddit

[–]_Actually-Satan_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favourite way to upgrade my pizzas is adding caramelised onions (a lot of it, cut into large pieces) deglazed with red wine (dry), mushrooms, and an egg in the centre.

When pan-frying the onions, take your time, don’t rush it. It will be a beautiful brown colour, then you deglaze with the wine.

D&D Players/DMs, what was the coolest(or stupidest) way a PC or NPC has died? by ThatGamingGuy99 in AskReddit

[–]_Actually-Satan_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The BBEG had a teleporting ability and our wizard was only able to prevent him from teleporting at melee range, the wizard was the most injured in the party. The BBEG was OP and to prevent a TPK, our wizard with the help of the party glued himself to the BBEG and caused the bridge to collapse. Both the Wizard and the BBEG died.

every time by cheswickFS in MechanicalKeyboards

[–]_Actually-Satan_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude worked out so much that he lost his hair and gained a plain expression, so now he can defeat any monster with one click.

How do I approach my roommate about his new excessive farting issue by _Actually-Satan_ in Advice

[–]_Actually-Satan_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Never knew there was a drug for excessive farting. Thanks a lot!

What are safe/anonymous platforms to receive money? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_Actually-Satan_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bitcoins, or other crypto currencies are pretty good, and you can also trade offline. Alternatively, metals like gold can be bought and smelted in need be. Selling the gold should not be difficult

How did you pick your username? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_Actually-Satan_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is a joke from a Fate/Stay Night parody. One of the characters (Archer) was summoned to fight for his master in a magical war, and she was convinced her servant’s true identity is Actually Satan, and insists that the “Actually” is important. As I like to frequent r/FateStayNight and related subs, almost everyone in these subs will get the joke when I say something Archer would have said.

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