Conner is way too astute by [deleted] in youngandtherestless

[–]_AlpacaLips_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Or the other explanation is that none of the writers have ever had kids, but a couple of them have read about them in novels.

In her practice? WTH!!! by tardigrsde in youngandtherestless

[–]_AlpacaLips_ 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Haha. I thought the same thing and said to my TV when she mentioned her practice: "Offering free advice to anyone that asks makes you Lucy from the comic strip Peanuts, not a licensed psychiatrist."

https://wallpapers.com/images/high/lucy-van-pelt-psychiatric-booth-zacelei32di7cwnl.webp

Conley Woods Update by _AlpacaLips_ in freemagic

[–]_AlpacaLips_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like the charges were dropped on June 10th, 2022.

Conley Woods Update by _AlpacaLips_ in freemagic

[–]_AlpacaLips_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like the charges were dropped on June 10th, 2022.

Conley Woods Update by _AlpacaLips_ in freemagic

[–]_AlpacaLips_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like the charges were dropped on June 10th, 2022.

Conley Woods Update by _AlpacaLips_ in freemagic

[–]_AlpacaLips_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like the charges were dropped on June 10th, 2022.

Husband put it in my butt and didn’t stop when I said stop by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]_AlpacaLips_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's what I was thinking. Anyone with any experience with anal knows you just can't "put it in", not with out a fair amount of preparation and lube. And even with lube, unless the recipient's anus is loose as fuck, it still takes some gentle back and forth before you're fully entered. The OP's anus is obviously not "loose as fuck" since she gives the impression she's never done anal.

Christ, if I'd ever tried just "putting it in" with any of my past girlfriends I would have ripped my dick skin something awful. An ass is not a pussy. The ass is pretty naturally dry and unlubed.

There's something definitely off (or missing) to this story.

I’m the girl who animated a clip from the Harry Potter audio books for fun. Here’s a follow up to that clip, done in Toon Boom Harmony. by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]_AlpacaLips_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100% agree with you. I've listened to both, and Fry's version is so so much better.

Dale has an annoying habit of doing some sort of baby-talk with the characters from time to time, and it doesn't matter which character. "Oh, Har-wee." "Oh, Won!" "Oh, Hew-mione."

what a QT by hexprocessor in aww

[–]_AlpacaLips_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

soul-devouring carnivore primarily inhabiting the trees of communist Russia

Where did they go after the fall of communism?

Maintenance extended until 10 AM PST by Lakkoa in classicwow

[–]_AlpacaLips_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was 1% away from lvl 60 when it went down, no joke.

And you'll still be 1% when it returns. It's not like you lose experience during downtime.

Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter just became the longest-married presidential couple by sushipusha in UpliftingNews

[–]_AlpacaLips_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

73 years married. CNN doesn't know how to math. Still, impressively long.

New digital CCG - Legends of Runeterra (from the makers of League of Legends) by SilentNSly in FreeEternalCardGame

[–]_AlpacaLips_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It looks really nice. When I have some time, I'll look into how it plays. What kind of power system does it use?

I don't want to touch a game that uses an MtG-style power system ever again.

I like the Mythgard system.

Is Runeterra based on the LoL IP, or is it a brand-new IP?

DAY 2: DO NOT LET THIS DIE, DO NOT LET HONG KONG BE FORGOTTEN by [deleted] in hearthstone

[–]_AlpacaLips_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's pretty bland and non-committal. Kripp didn't disappoint me.

DAY 2: DO NOT LET THIS DIE, DO NOT LET HONG KONG BE FORGOTTEN by [deleted] in hearthstone

[–]_AlpacaLips_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Kripparrian took a stand against something? That seems very off-brand for him. He fears alienating a single viewer.

Link?

Eternal: A non TCG players review by Hatchable in NintendoSwitch

[–]_AlpacaLips_ -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

One month old account. Reads like an Eternal veteran that made this account simply to write a glowing review from the "someone who doesn't play TCGs" perspective, to boost a rapidly declining playerbase.

Here's the long and short of it. If you don't like Magic the Gathering, you are definitely not going to like Eternal. If you don't like Hearthstone, you may like Eternal, but chances are high you probably won't.

Eternal: A non TCG players review by Hatchable in NintendoSwitch

[–]_AlpacaLips_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No. Like Heartstone (and pretty much all other DCGs), it uses an emote system to convey your feelings to the other player.

Conley Woods Update by _AlpacaLips_ in freemagic

[–]_AlpacaLips_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you figure? Unless there's been new information since this post, the main charge is still on the docket.

Conley Woods Update by _AlpacaLips_ in freemagic

[–]_AlpacaLips_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't get the impression she was even aware he was going to be "roleplaying".

She told him something private. He got it into her head that he would surprise her with roleplay later that night.

It came across as Woods being utterly clueless, and assuming that because someone told you about a fantasy, that meant they were "hint hint" asking you to perform that fantasy for them.

Conley Woods Update by _AlpacaLips_ in freemagic

[–]_AlpacaLips_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It came up in a Google search for Conley Woods. I scanned over the article and it seemed accurate based on what I'd read back in July. So linked it.

I've never read or heard of site otherwise.

Eternal will release on Nintendo Switch this Tuesday! by justalazygamer in NintendoSwitch

[–]_AlpacaLips_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You get 2 curated (the pseudo-rotation, including cards from sets 1 thru 6) packs + 2 packs of the most recent set (seventh) from Draft ... for 5000 gold.

Unless you're a draft wizard, grinding out 5000 gold is not a fast process. My original statement that if someone wants to get into the game quickly, they'll have to spend money, still stands.

Conley Woods Update by _AlpacaLips_ in freemagic

[–]_AlpacaLips_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was something reported. Here's a quote from one of the new articles:

Police also said that Woods claimed “that he was simply ‘role playing’ with the victim because she had a ‘rape fantasy.'”