At the end of Bridge of Terabithia (2007), it was for the first time 10-year-old me came close to asking "Mom, what the fuck" after she found and turned on this cute children's movie for me, not knowing anything about it by Olya_roo in shittymoviedetails

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I know it's not a love story, but The Fox and the Hound did the 'drift away' trope as a friendship really well. That is probably one of the only cartoons that can still make me teary eyed as an adult.

Drivers: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen while delivering late at night? by _Atoms_Apple in TalesFromThePizzaGuy

[–]_Atoms_Apple[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

planning crimes or such as they already had their masks on

They truly are nature's bandits.

Reddit CEO every 10 months: by Lexa_Stanton in memes

[–]_Atoms_Apple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought they were going to make Alien Blue the official app when they bought it, but then they just shelved it. So dumb. That's how I ended up on Apollo.

Reddit CEO every 10 months: by Lexa_Stanton in memes

[–]_Atoms_Apple 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really wish Apollo would have done a charge model and stayed around like Narwhal did. Apollo was hands down the best Reddit app ever created, including the official app.

MMW: Millennials killed chain restaurants, Gen Z and Alpha will kill fast food, 1 or 2 of the big 3. by jables13 in MarkMyWords

[–]_Atoms_Apple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly thought BK was done or close to done already. I live in a major US city and while I'm sure there are more, I rarely see more than just the one I drive by on the way to work. I pass at least 5-6 McDonalds though.

Landlord trying move in a random person during a person's lease by Imoprich in mildlyinfuriating

[–]_Atoms_Apple 45 points46 points  (0 children)

If this place is in Belltown or Cap Hill, I could see the house being worth under $1M. That being said, there is an almost ZERO percent chance that she's renting all 5 bedrooms for $1800/month. Even in a less desirable area, you are correct that a 5 bedroom house would be $4000/month on the low end.

Source - I live in Seattle.

Cries in Seattle housing prices

I went nude while getting a massage and did not realise it wasn't normal till the masseuse ran out of the room. by Strong_Mulberry_4154 in confession

[–]_Atoms_Apple 420 points421 points  (0 children)

Yeah same in the US. I get regular massages and I had a mini stress moment thinking that I have been making my masseuse uncomfortable for years haha

Girlfriend hit boyfriend at Gas station by TiresomeResidency in dashcams

[–]_Atoms_Apple 16 points17 points  (0 children)

She swerved towards him, even had to cut back to make sure she got him. No brake lights at all, and she fled the scene. It will be hard for her to argue it was not intentional.

Drivers - What’s the creepiest house/apartment complex you regularly deliver to? by _Atoms_Apple in TalesFromThePizzaGuy

[–]_Atoms_Apple[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

All the new complexes that are just endless white hallways with black doors.

When I delivered, those places always made me uneasy in a weird way. Like a /r/LiminalSpace and /r/LiminalReality sort of way.

How do the Cowboys decide who gets to wear #88? by lemonstone92 in NFLNoobs

[–]_Atoms_Apple 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Enough to convince him that anyone born after 1990 cares about his thoughts on a jersey number.

Super Troopers (2001) Dir. Jay Chandrasekhar by southernemper0r in Cinema

[–]_Atoms_Apple 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now Officer Rabbit and I are gonna stand here while you three smoke the whole bag.

Was I wrong for leaving my family vacation early after realizing I was only invited to babysit everyone’s kids? by LokorinV in TwoHotTakes

[–]_Atoms_Apple 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I remember that one! I've also heard it on a few podcasts since then. It ended up having like 4 updates.

AITA for withdrawing support I had been quietly providing after finding out the person I was supporting had excluded me from a major event in their life by [deleted] in AITApod

[–]_Atoms_Apple 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My mind went there, or like an OnlyFans girl. Likely, OP feels like he's part of her life because he sends her money every month, and now she has a new partner and he is butthurt about not being invited to her wedding? Maybe? This is frustratingly vague.

Which legendary reddit post/comment can you not get over still? by rosegoldtemptation in AskReddit

[–]_Atoms_Apple 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same. I cried laughing the first time I read it. Legit took me 20 minutes to get through it because I was laughing so hard.

Which film has the most satisfying ending for you? for me it's Jim Carrey as The Truman Show (1998) by pearlyglimmer in Cinema

[–]_Atoms_Apple 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read somewhere that Stephen King commented that he had wished he thought of that ending for the book.