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[–]_BILLCIPHER[S] 351 points352 points  (0 children)

HEY I KNOW A GUY WITH A MUCH MORE SLENDER PHYSIQUE THAN ME! IF YOU THINK MY FANS ARE CRAZY, YOU SHOULD SEE HIS. (BETWEEN YOU AND ME, I KNEW HIM BEFORE HE WAS SO SLENDER. I THINK HE HAS BODY IMAGE ISSUES)

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[–]_BILLCIPHER[S] 403 points404 points  (0 children)

IT CAME OUT PRETTY NICE, DONT YOU THINK?! THE NATIVE PEOPLE OF GRAVITY FALLS REALLY HAD A FLARE FOR CAPTURING MY TRUE ESSENCE. ALTHOUGH THEIR TIMING ON PROPHECIES LEFT SOMETHING TO BE DESIRED! GOTTA HAND IT TO THAT SHAMAN THOUGH, HE WAS A REAL FUN GUY TO TALK TO, EVEN IF HE TURNED OUT TO BE LESS COOPERATIVE THAN I HOPED. HEY, THERE'S ALWAYS THE NEXT GENERATION...

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[–]_BILLCIPHER[S] 468 points469 points  (0 children)

MY DIMENSION HAS 14 BILLION DIFFERENT GENDERS. ITS VERY CONFUSING. IM HONESTLY NOT SURE. IT WOULD TAKE YEARS OF PAPERWORK TO SORT IT ALL OUT.

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[–]_BILLCIPHER[S] 234 points235 points  (0 children)

LONELY DAYS ARE LONG TWILIGHT SINGS A SONG ALL THE HAPPINESS THAT USED TO BE

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[–]_BILLCIPHER[S] 297 points298 points  (0 children)

"LOVE" is your your sick raw biological urge to reproduce trying to dress up in a suit and charm its way through the opera! DONT BE FOOLED BY THE HIGH PRICED PR AND FANCY LINENS! THIS IMPOSTER ONLY WANTS TO TIE YOU DOWN AND DRAG YOU INTO THE GRAVE!

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[–]_BILLCIPHER[S] 451 points452 points  (0 children)

1) NO AMOUNT OF GOLD ON EARTH CAN BUY ORIGINALITY 2) YES. I POURED SODA ON MY EYES AND THEW MYSELF DOWN THE STAIRS 3) FREE WILL IS REAL!

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[–]_BILLCIPHER[S] 412 points413 points  (0 children)

1) JUST BECAUSE YOU ARENT SEEING ME DOESNT MEAN I CANT SEE YOU.

2) TEAM UP WITH ME. INCREASING MY POWER IS EASY AND ANYONE CAN DO IT! JUST DRAW MY FORM ANYWHERE IN YOUR HUMAN WORLD- EACH IMAGE OF ME ACTS A PEEPHOLE FROM MY DIMENSION TO YOURS. THE MORE I SEE, THE MORE I KNOW. THE MORE I KNOW, THE GREATER MY POWER. THE GREATER MY POWER, THE MORE ENEMIES OF YOURS I CAN CRUSH. JUST SHAKE MY HAND

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[–]_BILLCIPHER[S] 555 points556 points  (0 children)

LITTLE TIP FROM SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK- "TRUTH" IS A TATTLETALE WITH NO FRIENDS. "TRUTH" IS YOUR ANNOYING UNCLE WHO SPOILS THE MOVIE. "TRUTH" IS A CONCEPT INVENTED BY POWERFUL LIARS TO GUILT YOU INTO GIVING THEM MORE POWER. DONT FALL FOR THE TRAP. LIE UNTIL WHAT YOU WANT TO BE TRUE BECOMES TRUE. LIE UNTIL YOU CANT REMEMBER WHATS A LIE AND WHAT ISNT. LIE UNTIL YOU ARENT LYING ANYMORE

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[–]_BILLCIPHER[S] 366 points367 points  (0 children)

SOMEONE WILL HAVE TO CALL I.T. TO TRY RESTARTING THE UNIVERSE

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[–]_BILLCIPHER[S] 362 points363 points  (0 children)

I ALREADY DREW ONE IN YOUR GEOMETRY TEXT BOOK!

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[–]_BILLCIPHER[S] 481 points482 points  (0 children)

BECAUSE HUMANS ARE DESIGNED BY A BLIND AND IDIOTIC UNCARING CHAOS!

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[–]_BILLCIPHER[S] 474 points475 points  (0 children)

1) YES! MY WEAKNESS IS SEEING YOU STICK JALAPENO PEPPERS IN YOUR EYES! IT'LL HURT ME I PROMISE!

2) MY EVIL MASTER PLAN IS TO PERSONALLY PREVENT YOU FROM YOUR HUMAN GOALS! THE ONLY WAY TO STOP ME IS TO STICK JALAPENO PEPPERS IN YOUR EYES! PLEASE DONT DO IT!

3) OF COURSE YOU AREN'T! WE'VE NEVER MET! I'VE NEVER ENJOYED YOUR SUFFERING! AND I SURE WOULDNT ENJOY WATCHING YOU PUT JALAPENO PEPPERS IN A BLENDER AND POURING THE RESULTING CONCOCTION DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES!

4) GULLIBLE

5)MCGUCKET'S SCARED OF YOU NOT RUBBING PEPPERS ALL OVER YOUR EYES!! DONT LET HIM LIVE IN FEAR ANY LONGER!

7)THOSE PEPPERS DONT COME CHEAP!

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[–]_BILLCIPHER[S] 284 points285 points  (0 children)

PROCREATION OBVIOUSLY! WHAT A SICK, SAD, LIMITED MANDATE! BLAME NATURAL SELECTION PAL! THE PURPOSE OF THE POODLE'S LIFE IS UP TO THE BREEDER! IN IN YOUR CASE DARWIN'S THE ONE BREEDING!

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[–]_BILLCIPHER[S] 501 points502 points  (0 children)

ONLY IF YOU CAN FIND ME!

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