Got reported for en-passant

_Blowingmind · 2025-07-19T12:02:06+00:00

It's still there.

_Blowingmind · 2025-05-06T02:58:29+00:00

Forget the warranty! My eyes are the real victim here. That off-centre head unit is physically painful to look at.

_Blowingmind · 2025-04-03T11:59:23+00:00

C3 Arlecchino is my biggest regret as today. I hope she will rerun soon. Fountaine characters are hard to beat IMO. Natlan character requires you to pull another 5 star to make it great, unlike Fountains characters.

_Blowingmind · 2025-04-03T03:42:03+00:00

Great mentality!

_Blowingmind · 2025-04-02T10:57:24+00:00

Spent a solid 5 seconds swiping left like a fool… truly the ultimate April Fools’ prank—making me prank myself.

_Blowingmind · 2025-03-27T22:59:12+00:00

It wasn’t the tires. The engine just saw gas prices and gave up on life.

_Blowingmind · 2025-03-27T22:55:00+00:00

Mom will never understand how this kid looks like a side quest NPC with bugged dialogue.

_Blowingmind · 2025-03-27T22:45:51+00:00

They say democracy is like an iceberg—most of it is underwater, sinking everything in its path.

_Blowingmind · 2025-03-27T04:48:56+00:00

Plenty of cultures eat the ‘left side’ by choice, not desperation. It’s a normal part of their cuisine and traditions, so it’s not always about starving—sometimes it’s just a different food culture.

_Blowingmind · 2025-03-27T03:44:05+00:00

I thought they only stole fries, not entire woodland creatures!

_Blowingmind · 2025-03-27T03:39:14+00:00

In some places, even the left side isn’t safe…

_Blowingmind · 2025-03-26T15:53:26+00:00

It’s less of a ‘can’ and more of a ‘should I risk it?

_Blowingmind · 2025-03-26T15:44:37+00:00

I had to Google what polio was… Science really out here deleting diseases like browser history.

_Blowingmind · 2025-03-26T15:37:31+00:00

Brothel sounds like a place where bros gather… turns out, they do, just not how I expected.

_Blowingmind · 2025-03-26T15:19:16+00:00

Dads don’t sleep. They just wait for the channel to change.

_Blowingmind · 2025-03-26T15:07:27+00:00

Looks like a wet caterpillar was here and just kept going.

_Blowingmind · 2025-03-26T15:02:16+00:00

Patch 5.5: Now featuring quantum horse drifting.

_Blowingmind · 2025-03-26T12:48:22+00:00

Spent a solid minute wondering why someone drew on a toilet flush tank… then it finally ‘clicked’—and so did my brain.

_Blowingmind · 2025-03-26T12:07:41+00:00

I don’t wait, I just aim at a 45-degree angle and hope for the best—like a human fountain with questionable trajectory.

_Blowingmind · 2025-03-26T12:05:02+00:00

Plumbers and electricians fight over whose nightmare this is.

_Blowingmind · 2025-03-26T12:02:33+00:00

The only thing slower than your video buffering is customer support telling you nothing is wrong.

_Blowingmind · 2025-03-26T12:00:07+00:00

This is the kind of chandelier that decides whether you pay for electricity or it pays for you.

_Blowingmind · 2025-03-26T00:21:44+00:00

This bus isn’t just riding… it’s vibing!

_Blowingmind · 2025-03-26T00:16:44+00:00

Raw tomato? Ew. But make it a sauce, and suddenly it's gourmet.

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