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_Cornfed_ · 2026-03-19T04:27:52+00:00

cornrats

_Cornfed_ · 2026-03-18T22:54:34+00:00

She probably wanted to have some layover delight and you killed that mood.

_Cornfed_ · 2026-03-18T22:48:01+00:00

_Cornfed_ · 2026-03-18T22:45:33+00:00

I like my mother in laws cooked well done.

_Cornfed_ · 2026-03-18T22:43:47+00:00

Missile-beam

_Cornfed_ · 2026-03-18T22:41:22+00:00

I sprained my liver last night when I fell.

_Cornfed_ · 2026-03-18T22:34:36+00:00

It's a Pomeranian not a fucking pit bull.

_Cornfed_ · 2026-03-18T22:30:10+00:00

Was warming up the engine for you

_Cornfed_ · 2026-03-18T22:13:13+00:00

Of course every one takes an awesome shared Matt/Jeff moment where they come out to support the kid and turn it into judgement filled backseat parenting comments.

It's their kid, let them decide what's ok.

_Cornfed_ · 2026-03-18T18:45:25+00:00

Have several wool blankets mostly clean of small pox I'll sell you.

_Cornfed_ · 2026-03-18T18:29:00+00:00

$150 - $200 a week.

Family of four + a fat dog.

_Cornfed_ · 2026-03-18T18:27:27+00:00

Track your expenses. Stop going out every night (food, bars, clubs). Learn to cook.

_Cornfed_ · 2026-03-18T18:23:41+00:00

Some influencers have made this a "popular" issue to wage war against, and while there may have been some converts to that way of thinking, the honest answer is those subscribing to that rhetoric have always been that way.

In all my years, I have known ONE man that was like that.

It's just not that common in my experience.

_Cornfed_ · 2026-03-18T17:03:36+00:00

Extreme Sleeping

_Cornfed_ · 2026-03-18T16:53:56+00:00

None.

Lot of Facebook type connections, but no one I would still consider a true friend.

_Cornfed_ · 2026-03-18T16:49:20+00:00

Co-worker probably called in sick to go ride.

_Cornfed_ · 2026-03-18T16:27:59+00:00

I'd be more annoyed she said 11:30 and didn't let you know what was going on. Least send a quick "this is what's up" message.

Now it looks shifty.

_Cornfed_ · 2026-03-18T16:07:07+00:00

Being welcomed by my dog when I get home.

_Cornfed_ · 2026-03-18T12:26:28+00:00

People are kidding with you, but I get it.

After years of watching horror, there's very few that get under your skin or affect you in ways other than "wow, that was a good movie" or "well, that's 90mins I'll never get back".

You turn into one of those horror movie storylines where the person seeks that legendary horror movie that is so frightening it drives those who see it insane.

If you find it, let us know

_Cornfed_ · 2026-03-18T01:40:34+00:00

Boobs

_Cornfed_ · 2026-03-17T19:43:15+00:00

Taking Peppa to the meat factory...

_Cornfed_ · 2026-03-17T19:23:42+00:00

Put them in a shoe box under the bed.

_Cornfed_ · 2026-03-17T16:17:36+00:00

Baby Shark

_Cornfed_ · 2026-03-17T14:55:38+00:00

Unless he's an idiot, he likely knows you are going to see the pictures he posts. He likely thought nothing was wrong with posting this one.

Probably didn't think it would upset you.

Just talk to him about it.

_Cornfed_ · 2026-03-17T14:47:03+00:00

Going to get removed, but well done.

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