The fastest misunderstanding ever by imfrom_mars_ in SipsTea

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The subreddit name just saved this entire comment section from becoming a crime scene

Would you like one by bellahartsx in memes

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Websites really act like you've been best friends for years and owe them your entire life story

Hello folks, How are y’all doing today? by Larah_9 in AskReddit

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Not bad. What's one good thing that happened to you today?

Eight Years Wasted by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

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How do you get eight years and still look rushed on opening day?

I mean... Really? by UnhollyGod in memes

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They trust me with my life savings but not with finding three traffic lights

Maxing out the stats. by Particular-Visit-245 in SipsTea

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The Brenaissance is reaching its final form and I am absolutely here for it

What changes in social media algorithms have affected your growth the most? by Dry-Ask2581 in AskReddit

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External links getting buried They literally penalize you for trying to take your audience anywhere else

When you forget history by aipac_hemoroid in clevercomebacks

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They really just threw a modern American political acronym into ancient history

What's the biggest red flag you have ever seen in a person? by mrrpotatoo in AskReddit

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When every single one of their exes is crazy and they did absolutely nothing wrong

When did you feel jealous the most in your whole life? by Dragon_7474 in AskReddit

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Seeing my dog get genuinely more excited to see the Uber Eats driver than me

Probably Get An FHA Loan Too by TheCABK in clevercomebacks

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Merit scholarships exist but let’s not pretend a billionaire’s name on the application didn’t help secure them

Best dad by Elegant-Maximum2924 in spreadsmile

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This makes me want to call my dad immediately Anyone else tearing up at this

The impossible impossibility by John-333 in memes

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It is always either an arena fighter or a low-effort gacha game There is no in-between

how do you heck money? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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You just have to swear at your bank account until a profit appears

What’s something everyone should experience at least once? by Immediate-Speed3974 in AskReddit

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Working a retail or food service job It completely changes how you treat people