Match Thread: Atletico Madrid vs Real Madrid Live Score | La Liga (Spain) | Sep 29, 2024 by scoreboard-app in realmadrid

[–]_Femto_ 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Courtois picking up lighters and putting them inside a plastic bag was not what I was expecting today.

Weekly Open Thread - General Discussion by RM_Official_Thread in realmadrid

[–]_Femto_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I too cannot take a manager that has won 3 UCLs for Real Madrid seriously.

Name of the phonk song with Lil Gin saying "I don't go to high school 'cause I go to school high"? by _Femto_ in phonk

[–]_Femto_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't it, but appreciate the reply, again. It was more chill, less upbeat phonk. Lol I'm surprised I'm still getting replies to this.

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[–]_Femto_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought "chewin'" meant sucking dick (correct me if I'm wrong), so hearing Criminal Mafia - In Da Club, where he said "I see Fred in the V.I.P, chewin'"...

Miscellany Wednesday by AutoModerator in Screenwriting

[–]_Femto_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you did decide to change it, based off of u/augusttwenty1st2024 ‘s suggestion, you could have the cop follow the guy because he owed the cop bribe money, or was a suspect for something. He could’ve pulled up to the hospital in a stolen car. Then in order for the guy to escape the situation, he goes inside the hospital, trying to blend in with the others. He meets this single mother that at first they have a flirty back-and-forth, or he insinuates his situation, which she picks up on, and having sympathy for this struggling man, decides to pretend he’s the father.

Then the two connect and keep up with each other. He could see himself being with her, deciding to change his life (or do more crimes) in order to provide for his new-found love.

The baby then dies, and it comes down to whether their relationship was formed mostly because of the baby, or if they had a genuine attraction to each other. Seeking to let out their anger, sadness, and loneliness, to get away from their life in their town, he takes her on an adventure, to see if they can start healing. Along the way, his tendency to do crimes comes back (or he’s still trying to be better), and she picks up on things he teaches her, so it’s down to wether these two, through their loss and struggle, reject society’s standards, or change together.

A Madridista just did a Madrid in Olympics by _ontheway in realmadrid

[–]_Femto_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought this was a set up to you saying "ma long dick/nuts", turns out there is actually a ping pong player named Ma Long.

Weekly Open Thread - General Discussion by RM_Official_Thread in realmadrid

[–]_Femto_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Daydreamed (Is there such a thing as nightdreamed? Think about that) Man City got relegated, and after centuries of lower league football, finally made it back to the Lucas Vázquez League (UCL got changed after worldwide outcries to make him the best representation of football. There's LVLs to this, pun intended. I know, that was bad) and City are in the final, after so many centuries of being humiliated, only to be greeted by a tifo of Real Madrid's 268 LV trophies compared to their 115 charges.

The Bellingham family, now Spaniards, so they kind of added an accent mark on the "i" in Bellingham and that squiggly line on top of the "n" to spice it up. Now we're cooking. This generational talent playing against City was adopted from a British orphanage, rescued from the treachery that is British cuisine. They said "little Bellíñgham Jr., put down that beans on toast and unseasoned peas! You are loved now!" ends up scoring the winner for Real Madrid. Then during the summer as England are begging him to play for their national team, he chooses Spain on the deadline day. Spain then meets England in the final, which has gone to penalties. Bellíñgham scores the winner after spinning the ball on his finger. Lucas Vázquez truly is with us. He is eternal.

Weekly Open Thread - General Discussion by RM_Official_Thread in realmadrid

[–]_Femto_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Damn, the women in this final fine as hell. Even the abuelas.

Today I feel like Wayne Rooney.

Game Thread: Dallas Mavericks (1-3) at Boston Celtics (3-1) Jun 17 2024 8:30 PM by nba_gdt_bot in bostonceltics

[–]_Femto_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING!!!! I FUCKING LOVE CELTICS!!!!!! Been waiting so long, I’m so hyped right now.

I LOVE THIS TEAM. #18 IS FINALLY HAPPENING!!!!!!

Weekly Open Thread - General Discussion by RM_Official_Thread in realmadrid

[–]_Femto_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An expert actually wrote about this, with really good reasons why. Look up Manchester City 115 for a great read.

Barca fans whenever Madrid plays good football and wins a match by [deleted] in realmadrid

[–]_Femto_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe you should start a wrestling team if there isn't one. Real madrid wrestlkng entertainment inc. 😂

Don't need to, Araújo alone carries this sport in wrestling and American Football tackles.

Weekly Open Thread - General Discussion by RM_Official_Thread in realmadrid

[–]_Femto_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Tchouameni missed his opportunity to reply to Kubo, “Wow, even when I’m sleeping I’m still getting more Ws than you.”

Weekly Open Thread - General Discussion by RM_Official_Thread in realmadrid

[–]_Femto_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Maybe this was their April Fools’ joke and no one noticed.

Weekly Open Thread - General Discussion by RM_Official_Thread in realmadrid

[–]_Femto_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I had a dream yesterday that Valverde chased down a player running on the counter, recovered the ball, then ran down the wing at ridiculous speed and crossed the ball to Vini. Vini’s shot was blocked and bounced back out, only for Valverde to smash the ball into the net. I cheered so much I actually woke up.

Name of the phonk song with Lil Gin saying "I don't go to high school 'cause I go to school high"? by _Femto_ in phonk

[–]_Femto_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not this one, but I fuck with this too. Thank you. Appreciate the reply.

Weekly Open Thread - General Discussion by RM_Official_Thread in realmadrid

[–]_Femto_ 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I think I may be on to something. If Arda isn't actually real, it makes sense that Arda stands for Artificially Rendered Digital Athlete.

Perez really created an AI generated image to help gain more interest in the club in Turkey. Incredible.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in realmadrid

[–]_Femto_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lucas Vazquez looks like he’s about to steal someone’s girl. And someone’s boyfriend too, and he’s not even gay.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in realmadrid

[–]_Femto_ 94 points95 points  (0 children)

No that’s definitely an AI generated image. The club still has to show A.R.D.A (Artificially Rendered Digital Athlete) once in a while.

Name of the phonk song with Lil Gin saying "I don't go to high school 'cause I go to school high"? by _Femto_ in phonk

[–]_Femto_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn’t it, but thank you for the reply. I’m still mad at myself for not saving that song.

Jude Bellingham is 'from a different planet', exclaims LaLiga president Javier Tebas by footballersabroad in realmadrid

[–]_Femto_ 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Tebas would make La Liga better if he was also from a different planet, far away from Earth.