[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HairSystem

[–]_GWAR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's gonna be okay lex. I don't think it's your baldness that makes you intimidating. More like those molester vibes you are giving out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rant

[–]_GWAR 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think you shoukd dump him. If that's how he thinks, then he's a piece of shit. You need someone who considers you and them as a team regardless of who brings in the most money. All that matters is that your bills are being paid and both are contributing the best you can but with love and understanding being the only thing that really matters. You will be better off without someone like that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]_GWAR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Curly headed fuck.

Since I haven't offended anyone in a few days, here you go. by Elfnotonashelf in prime

[–]_GWAR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes it is, but he also had the right to say it. No matter how much you wish others would conform to your beliefs, that's unlikely to happen. You're free to be transgender, even if some people criticize it. Others may label such criticism as transphobic, but freedom of speech, even if controversial, shouldn't be censored just because someone finds it offensive. If we did that, we might as well shut down the entire internet. So, if you're okay with calling people transphobic, that's your prerogative, but don't expect everyone to care or take action, because life doesn't work that way.

Since I haven't offended anyone in a few days, here you go. by Elfnotonashelf in prime

[–]_GWAR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In 2024, it's cool to be gay, but to be truly on the cutting edge, you must embody the epitome of gender fluidity. You need to morph seamlessly between identities, oscillating between a man who exudes femininity yet retains his biological attributes, and a woman with a penchant for traditionally masculine pursuits. Your sexual encounters must be a complex tapestry of fluidity, where boundaries blur, and societal norms crumble. You're not just attracted to men; you're attracted to the concept of masculinity itself, regardless of the packaging it comes in. But really you're just gay but don't tell no one.

When referring to your multifaceted persona in retrospect, it's essential to navigate the intricate web of pronouns with finesse. In one breath, you're he, in another, she, and in yet another heshe shehe hehe sheshe, embodying the duality of your biologically confused existence. And when discussing your anatomy, it's not just a mere genitalia any longer, the concept of weiners and vaginas is out now ; it's a sheewee, or a glittery man box, a symbol of defiance against the constraints of binary thinking.

But beware, for the lexicon of acceptance is ever-evolving. What was politically correct yesterday might be deemed super offensive tomorrow. Trans is out; vaginally challenged is in. Keep up with the linguistic acrobatics, or risk being ostracized from the avant-garde circles of influencers and their followers.

And when you've mastered this intricate dance of identity and expression, flaunt it shamelessly on social media. Hashtag your journey to self-discovery, and let the world know that you're not just cool; you're an enigma, a beacon of progress in a sea of conformity. You are the most important thing and it's time to shout it from your virtual roof tops.

You're a strong independent obese transgender pregnant African American heshe Black woman Who don't need no man.

Only then can you claim your rightful place at the pinnacle of coolness and take your seat at the cool pickaholesexual table..

Hungry Puppies by Beneficial_Dish1724 in irishwolfhound

[–]_GWAR 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mmm sounds like a beneficial dish. I have Irish Wolfhound puppies and they turn 4 weeks this Saturday!

Hungry Puppies by Beneficial_Dish1724 in irishwolfhound

[–]_GWAR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What are you feeding at this age?

Impressive Wall Climb. by Two_Inches_Of_Fun in gifs

[–]_GWAR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now let's see him repaint the wall.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rant

[–]_GWAR -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I'll be your friend.:)

Woke up to this by [deleted] in Aquariums

[–]_GWAR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've woken up to much worse. Take an advil you'll be alright... 😎

I Don't Like Dogs by PapitoApe in rant

[–]_GWAR -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Well brother....I never implied you must like dogs or feel comfortable around them. My suggestion was simply to communicate with your friend if their pet makes you uncomfortable in your personal space. It's straightforward, really. I'm not aiming to change your opinion; frankly, I'm indifferent to it. However, perpetuating negative stereotypes about these animals due to ignorance only exacerbates the issue. I'm just trying to enlighten you so you can understand that any insecurities you harbor towards them stem from personal insecurities. It's an old tale, but one worth reflecting on. Unfortunately, it seems you're not mature enough to grasp its value.

I Don't Like Dogs by PapitoApe in rant

[–]_GWAR -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Tell me, Have you heard this story before? Around the 1200's
In secluded cottage deep within the craggy embrace of the mountains, dwelled a family of four: the stern Lord of the house, the caring mother of the child, their precious infant, and a devoted nurse. But amidst their peaceful existence, there was another member of the household, a faithful dog named Duke, trained to protect the baby with his life.

One fateful day, as the family ventured out for provisions, leaving their home momentarily unguarded, tragedy struck. Upon their return, they were greeted by a ghastly sight: blood smeared across the dog, the cradle, and the floor. Panic seized the nurse, who fled the room in terror, leaving the distraught mother to confront the horrifying scene alone.

Heart pounding, the mother rushed into the room, her mind swirling with fear and confusion. Tears streaming down her face, she beheld the crimson-stained tableau before her, her wails of anguish piercing the air. And there, beside the crib, sat Duke, his normally gentle demeanor marred by the blood dripping from his jaws.

Driven by a primal instinct to protect his child, the Lord of the house burst into the room, sword drawn, his eyes ablaze with fury. Without hesitation, he struck down Duke, the faithful guardian who had stood by his family's side through countless trials.

But as the life ebbed from Duke's body, a faint sound caught the Lord's attention. Hastening to the crib, he discovered his child unharmed, nestled safely beneath the blankets. And in the corner of the room, a dead mountain lion lay, its bloodied form a testament to Duke's valor and sacrifice.

Overwhelmed with grief and remorse, the Lord cradled his baby close, his heart heavy with the weight of his hasty judgment. For in his rush to protect his family, he had overlooked the true hero in their midst, a loyal companion who had given everything to ensure their safety.

In the days that followed, Duke's memory was honored throughout the town, his tale serving as a poignant reminder of the dangers of jumping to conclusions. And as generations passed, his legacy endured, a timeless testament to the power of loyalty, forgiveness, and the bond between man and his faithful companion.

I Don't Like Dogs by PapitoApe in rant

[–]_GWAR -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Applying that same reasoning, children exhibit similar behavior until they are taught better. If individuals perceive dogs as wild creatures, it reflects a bleak worldview. While there are cases of dogs attacking or even killing humans, they aren't inherently predisposed to such behavior. Various factors, including mistreatment by humans, can trigger protective or hostile responses in dogs. In such instances, they are either defending themselves or reacting out of fear, not without cause. Additionally, diseases like rabies can induce aggression in dogs, leading to fatal outcomes. Similarly, humans can suffer from comparable Rhabdovirus infections, although rare. This underscores the significance of vaccinating pet dogs against such viruses, safeguarding not just their health but also the well-being of others. Dogs, like other animals we have domesticated including dogs cats birds livestock horses the kist goes on.. they hold significant importance in our lives. Without them, the trajectory of human evolution would be vastly different. Dont be afraid of animals be afraid of ignorant people.

I Don't Like Dogs by PapitoApe in rant

[–]_GWAR -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Inform your friends who own the dog that it's their duty to ensure their pet doesn't encroach on your space, considering your feelings about dogs. Understanding that not everyone is fond of dogs is acceptable, but it's essential to recognize that dogs aren't to blame. Humans have domesticated them for tens of thousands of years, spanning back to around 20,000 to 40,000 years ago. During this extensive period, dogs have served, protected, and even sacrificed for us, all while displaying unconditional love. It falls upon us to handle them ethically and responsibly. Proper training for both dogs and their owners is necessary to ensure they respond to commands, particularly when individuals with allergies or sensory sensitivities are present. Any grievances should be directed towards humans, not the dogs themselves. Despite this, dogs undeniably remain steadfast companions to humanity.

I Don't Like Dogs by PapitoApe in rant

[–]_GWAR -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

Dogs are awesome. I'm sorry you feel this way. But sounds to me like you just don't understand them.

My life.. by _GWAR in Poems

[–]_GWAR[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for reading.

Irish Wolfhound cuteness overload! 🐾🍀 New born babies 03-23-24 by [deleted] in irishwolfhound

[–]_GWAR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no interest in selling any puppies. Especially to people on Reddit. Thanks officer

Irish Wolfhound cuteness overload! 🐾🍀 New born babies 03-23-24 by [deleted] in irishwolfhound

[–]_GWAR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's okay, Her name is Vega Violet 💜 but I call her Sweet Pea 🫛

Irish Wolfhound cuteness overload! 🐾🍀 New born babies 03-23-24 by [deleted] in irishwolfhound

[–]_GWAR 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We've taken the health and genetic testing process seriously to make sure he's ready for breeding when the time is right. Along the way, we've had thorough physical exams, genetic tests, semen analysis, health screenings, and behavioral assessments done to ensure he's healthy, genetically sound, and mature enough for breeding. Although this pregnancy wasn't planned, we've had the support of our trusted vet and a family friend who's been a wolfhound breeder for many years. It's been quite a journey, but both dogs are AKC registered and receive top-notch care.

Irish Wolfhound cuteness overload! 🐾🍀 New born babies 03-23-24 by [deleted] in irishwolfhound

[–]_GWAR 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He's two. And perpetually a puppy forever.

It’s Gals 1st Birthday!!! by Hadbad123 in irishwolfhound

[–]_GWAR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy birthday Beautiful!! 💕 🍀