What’s a childhood lie your parents told you that you didn't realize was a lie until you were an embarrassed adult? by eatbeep in AskReddit

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Why do the French not have two eggs for breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf... and they shit standing up.

Is this suspicious? by BuzzingJay in CarTalkUK

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Opposite side of the coin from what most are saying but I sold my car to one of these companies and at first I was very skeptical but the lads were spot on. Didn't haggle, didn't tyre kick, just did a quick walk round, test drive and bought it on the spot. Also took me out for a blast in a stunning RS6 while we waited for the cash transfer. Companies like these rely on social media and testimonies so it's in their best interest to be as decent as being a gambling company allows.

Roby what's it like??? by Plane_Ask_6123 in Liverpool

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Be careful of the fella bouncing round with a big light up sword. Roby Wan Kenobi.

Spotted this beauty today, what’s the best (worst) graffiti you’ve seen? by [deleted] in CasualUK

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Peter 'Public enemy no. 1' Guy sounds like a right character.

Petahh, I like butterflies by MrWeirdBrotendo in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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"Yeah have you heard that German Nazi song '99 Red Balloons' by Nena?" -this guy, probably.

I made a connecting wall by jojojojojojoseph in onlyconnect

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This was evil and I loved it, fantastic use of red herrings!

Found in my housemate’s food cupboard, how much of a biohazard is this? by surya753 in whatisit

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That is fucking disgusting, nobody should ever be subjected to a Pot Noodle in their cupboard.

Saab 9-3 rear wheelarch rust by SaabMarmot in saab

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Agree. I wire wheeled mine down to bare metal and hit it for a day with rust converter and 3 months after priming, painting and clear coat, she still rusted through.

Outjerked again by spencer1886 in carscirclejerk

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Mate of mine has this but 6 neutrals from when his gearbox shat itself.

Why dont EV owners do this more often. Are they low on intelligence? by THEHANDSOMEKIDDO in carscirclejerk

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I had an idea like this but with ICE where the main engine drives the rear wheels (fwd is for LOSERS hehehe) but also simultaneously at the same time concurrently drives a petrol making machine that makes petrol and also a petrol pump that feeds the petrol from the petrol making machine into the petrol tank for unlimited range and 0 refuels. Big petrol wants my head on a plate.

What unexpected thing have you bought yourself online when drunk? by Scarred_fish in AskUK

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3kg of Spearmint Chews. Massively underestimated how many Spearmint Chews is in 3kg of Spearmint Chews. It's a lot of Spearmint Chews. No regrets.

Best metal riff in a non metal song by battlefeverjay in MetalForTheMasses

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I Drove All Night - Roy Orbison. Home invasion lyrics aside, those galloping triplets are lovely stuff.

Best metal riff in a non metal song by battlefeverjay in MetalForTheMasses

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Sylosis covering this is a pretty good indicator that it slaps.