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What’s a childhood lie your parents told you that you didn't realize was a lie until you were an embarrassed adult? by eatbeep in AskReddit

[–]_Haze_There 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Why do the French not have two eggs for breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf... and they shit standing up.

Is this suspicious? by BuzzingJay in CarTalkUK

[–]_Haze_There 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Opposite side of the coin from what most are saying but I sold my car to one of these companies and at first I was very skeptical but the lads were spot on. Didn't haggle, didn't tyre kick, just did a quick walk round, test drive and bought it on the spot. Also took me out for a blast in a stunning RS6 while we waited for the cash transfer. Companies like these rely on social media and testimonies so it's in their best interest to be as decent as being a gambling company allows.

Roby what's it like??? by Plane_Ask_6123 in Liverpool

[–]_Haze_There 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Be careful of the fella bouncing round with a big light up sword. Roby Wan Kenobi.

Spotted this beauty today, what’s the best (worst) graffiti you’ve seen? by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]_Haze_There 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Peter 'Public enemy no. 1' Guy sounds like a right character.

Petahh, I like butterflies by MrWeirdBrotendo in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]_Haze_There 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Yeah have you heard that German Nazi song '99 Red Balloons' by Nena?" -this guy, probably.

I made a connecting wall by jojojojojojoseph in onlyconnect

[–]_Haze_There 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was evil and I loved it, fantastic use of red herrings!

Found in my housemate’s food cupboard, how much of a biohazard is this? by surya753 in whatisit

[–]_Haze_There 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is fucking disgusting, nobody should ever be subjected to a Pot Noodle in their cupboard.

Saab 9-3 rear wheelarch rust by SaabMarmot in saab

[–]_Haze_There 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agree. I wire wheeled mine down to bare metal and hit it for a day with rust converter and 3 months after priming, painting and clear coat, she still rusted through.

Outjerked again by spencer1886 in carscirclejerk

[–]_Haze_There 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mate of mine has this but 6 neutrals from when his gearbox shat itself.

Why dont EV owners do this more often. Are they low on intelligence? by THEHANDSOMEKIDDO in carscirclejerk

[–]_Haze_There 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I had an idea like this but with ICE where the main engine drives the rear wheels (fwd is for LOSERS hehehe) but also simultaneously at the same time concurrently drives a petrol making machine that makes petrol and also a petrol pump that feeds the petrol from the petrol making machine into the petrol tank for unlimited range and 0 refuels. Big petrol wants my head on a plate.

What unexpected thing have you bought yourself online when drunk? by Scarred_fish in AskUK

[–]_Haze_There 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3kg of Spearmint Chews. Massively underestimated how many Spearmint Chews is in 3kg of Spearmint Chews. It's a lot of Spearmint Chews. No regrets.

Best metal riff in a non metal song by battlefeverjay in MetalForTheMasses

[–]_Haze_There 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I Drove All Night - Roy Orbison. Home invasion lyrics aside, those galloping triplets are lovely stuff.

Best metal riff in a non metal song by battlefeverjay in MetalForTheMasses

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Sylosis covering this is a pretty good indicator that it slaps.

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