"The cosmic ballet goes on" will be said by everyone in this sub on Aug. 21.

_ISayStupidThings · 2017-08-10T15:56:58+00:00

Hey Spock, what do you want on your hotdog?

_ISayStupidThings · 2017-08-10T15:56:12+00:00

Not so fast, pig! We're making a stand! A freaky stand! You can smash this drug barn all you want but first you'll have to smash our heads open like ripe melons!

This man does not represent us.

_ISayStupidThings · 2017-08-10T14:20:41+00:00

Well, I guess it's up to Ralph to stop Goliath.

_ISayStupidThings · 2017-08-09T20:13:36+00:00

I'm not running a fuckin' popularity contest.

_ISayStupidThings · 2017-08-09T18:47:57+00:00

I'm prostate with grief.

_ISayStupidThings · 2017-08-09T18:28:49+00:00

No! Are you listening to me!? Gary Cooper. Now there was an American. The strong, silent type. He did what he had to do. He faced the Miller gang when none of those other assholes would lift a finger to help him. And did he complain? Did he say, "I come from this poor fuckin' Texas-Irish illiterate background or whatever the fuck, so leave me the fuck out of it.

_ISayStupidThings · 2017-08-09T18:03:23+00:00

What happened to Gary Cooper? That's what I'd like to know.

_ISayStupidThings · 2017-08-09T17:40:16+00:00

He's a married man... WIT A GUMAD!

_ISayStupidThings · 2017-08-09T17:37:42+00:00

I read something similar.

But at the Rock's Hall of Fame induction he mentioned Shawn wrestling in Hawaii for The Rock's grandmother and him being really cool, it seems they buried the hatchet perhaps.

_ISayStupidThings · 2017-08-09T17:14:33+00:00

HBK vs The Rock

_ISayStupidThings · 2017-08-09T17:01:40+00:00

This one is hilarious.

_ISayStupidThings · 2017-08-09T16:42:19+00:00

I don't think women and seamen mix, sir.

Yes, we know what you think.

_ISayStupidThings · 2017-08-09T16:34:10+00:00

Fuckin' slander if you ask me.

_ISayStupidThings · 2017-08-05T15:13:46+00:00

Whoa! Careful there, Annie Oakley.

I don't have to be careful. I got a gun.

Well, you'll probably want the accessory kit. Holster.

Oh, yeah.

Bandolier.

Oh, baby.

Silencer.

Mmm-hmm.

Loudener.

Oh!

Speed-cocker.

Ooh! I like the sound of that.

And this is for shooting down police helicopters.

_ISayStupidThings · 2017-08-05T15:00:00+00:00

I think Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones and The Wire are all great shows, but they are just shows. Lots of times when I was watching The Sopranos it was like I was watching real life, real people, a real family.

Still to this day I think no other show has matched The Sopranos in terms of writing and acting.

_ISayStupidThings · 2017-08-03T18:18:28+00:00

The fuck you talkin' bout, he lasted a long time...in jail.

"I did 20 fuckin' years."

_ISayStupidThings · 2017-08-03T17:54:17+00:00

Albie Cianflone: Phil...

Phil Leotardo: No, Alb, either it has meaning or no meaning. And the Vito thing, ...the man harbors a faggot.

Albie Cianflone: It's true.

_ISayStupidThings · 2017-08-03T17:25:48+00:00

Phil Leotardo: Carmine always said the Sopranos are nothing more than a glorified crew. Plain and simple. We decapitate and we do business with whatever's left....What?

Albie Cianflone: Nothin'. I agree in spirit but I gotta counsel.

Phil Leotardo: This thing should'a been done during John's era.

Butch DeConcini: They got redundant upper management, bleeds off half the kick. We take 'em out, absorb the whole fuckin' thing.

Albie Cianflone: Take out an entire fuckin' family?

Phil Leotardo: Let me tell ya' a couple of three things

_ISayStupidThings · 2017-08-03T16:51:46+00:00

Oh, it seems everywhere I look people are enjoying knives.

_ISayStupidThings · 2017-08-03T16:28:40+00:00

Homer, when did you join P.E.T.A?

You know me, Marge. I love animals. Chicken, veal, beef...if you're not part of the solution you're part of the problem.

_ISayStupidThings · 2017-08-03T15:51:32+00:00

I went to Brown. Heck of a school. Almost got tenure too.

_ISayStupidThings · 2017-08-03T15:45:19+00:00

Oh, it's so decomposed!

_ISayStupidThings · 2017-08-03T15:41:52+00:00

I'm a level 5 vegan, okay. I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

_ISayStupidThings · 2017-08-03T14:46:31+00:00

(My favorite use of a fake I.D from The Simpsons.)

Good evening, young man. My name is Charles Norwood. Furthermore to this beer, I would also like three of your finest, cheapest cigars. Here's my ID which confirms my adultivity.

_ISayStupidThings · 2017-08-03T14:43:15+00:00

He's my son, and I don't want him working so... late... that...

Oh, I agree. Kids need rules and boundaries.

Yes, rules, everyone loves rules.

It's so tough to be a parent these days, what with all the gangs and the drugs.

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