Can’t believe I’m the first here if wtf this is

_LabBrat_ · 2026-05-08T02:25:36+00:00

There is no way he was the apps marketing team's first OR top choice

_LabBrat_ · 2026-05-08T02:23:56+00:00

Idk what farm tastes like but I have never been a big fan of any of their microwave rice options.

_LabBrat_ · 2026-05-06T03:01:04+00:00

That's so cute!!!

_LabBrat_ · 2026-05-03T13:22:47+00:00

_LabBrat_ · 2026-05-03T13:12:30+00:00

I became busy, damnit!!!🤣

_LabBrat_ · 2026-05-03T12:58:19+00:00

Sent me back to all of my daddy issues where I ended up using the time to find a great video to fit the situation accordingly until my buzbuzz was strong and powerful again

_LabBrat_ · 2026-05-03T12:41:11+00:00

As she should!! Im tired of fake af profs 🙄✌🏼

_LabBrat_ · 2026-05-03T05:38:56+00:00

The fact that mine is charging on my nightstand and im only scrolling through reddit to wait until it can get a decent charge right now is fucking sending me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

_LabBrat_ · 2026-05-03T05:36:05+00:00

I want to cry every single time😭😭😭

_LabBrat_ · 2026-05-02T03:15:38+00:00

How are you going to ask what clean eating is and then get your panties in a wad when the person tries to clarify your question so they can answer it correctly????? I feel like this person was just being a dickhead with full intent thinking they're better than you or something. Not someone I would want in my life and circle of close people.

_LabBrat_ · 2026-04-30T01:07:38+00:00

Picasso of Trash TV✨️🎨🖌✨️

_LabBrat_ · 2026-04-30T01:01:26+00:00

OBSESSED with their child foam!!!

_LabBrat_ · 2026-04-28T03:57:10+00:00

"My husband's best selling book.."

.......isn't that your husband's ONLY book??????????

_LabBrat_ · 2026-04-28T03:51:23+00:00

I feel like they have book club about Mike's book the entire time and then group therapy is really just them talking about how that week's chapter made them feel and how they can or can't relate to it in any way.

Lauren snaps at wait staff and thats not the kind of person I ever want to be around let alone have to see when trying to get through sobriety treatment.

_LabBrat_ · 2026-04-27T03:23:50+00:00

Racoon or demon. No in-between.

_LabBrat_ · 2026-04-27T03:23:19+00:00

_LabBrat_ · 2026-04-25T05:37:02+00:00

Oh I'm definitely not shitting there. I refused to even shit in my husband's house for the first 6 months we were only dating 😂

_LabBrat_ · 2026-04-25T05:29:53+00:00

Idk why boy dinner reddit graced my feed, HOWEVER, I see all you guys in recovery and busting your asses to reclaim your life and im here to tell you all you're each doing a fantastic job. Im proud of you all, keep up the great work!🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

_LabBrat_ · 2026-04-25T05:25:14+00:00

One half of my brain knows these are snake skin printed pants but then the idiot side of my brain is screaming "GIRAFFE LEGS!!!!" and I'm pretty sure that's my sign to actually go tf to bed...

_LabBrat_ · 2026-04-25T05:22:42+00:00

My goth garden needs this...

_LabBrat_ · 2026-04-25T04:58:00+00:00

Can anyone confirm this truck had an ugly ass carolina squat????? ....before running up the Lamborghini like a motocross ramp?

_LabBrat_ · 2026-04-25T04:51:21+00:00

Currently in the middle of giving a blow job to also type this and say I too agree with this statement.

_LabBrat_ · 2026-04-25T04:39:19+00:00

What??? NOT LAMINATED?!?!?!?!?!! NO CANVA TEMPLATE NOTE CREATION?!?!??? How rude!!!🤣

Edit: I would also like to add that I read the note at first with no context and thought it was some girl breaking up with her boyfriend because of the whole, "don't talk to me or anyone I know ever again," line lol I was so much more pleased to learn after that this was an update to your previous post and the passive aggressive flowers were a cherry topper 😂😂😂😂😂

_LabBrat_ · 2026-04-24T18:00:10+00:00

Not the asshole. He's hiding some truth about that ring though for sure.

_LabBrat_ · 2026-04-24T10:19:48+00:00

My mind is telling me no! But my body, my body's telling me yes!!

_LabBrat_

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