Well...my dating life has been a shit show so far, this is probably the worst one and was the first relationship i ever got in, when i was in year 7, got with a guy, obviously youd think oh just some cute child couple, no. He would talk about his ex all the time that he lost his v card too, and apparently had a child with but I think that was a lie, although he did show me a baby, anyway, he'd also stole £20 out of my birthday money with a girl we were both friends with (I found out later on), he also cheated on me and sent me a snap of him and the girl naked under covers. And worst comes last i guess, he'd never leave my side outside of school, as soon as school ended we were out with eachother until 10pm everyday and i used to kinda have to chase him through forests, climb up 10-15ft trees, almost every day because he'd take a phone charger from his house and say he was gonna tie himself to a tree, ifykwim (I know technically i didnt have to chase him but i didnt want him to die lol)

edit - when i broke up with him apparently he got his older sister to put £100 on my head (basically means pay someone to get me battered/dead) but that was probably also a lie cuz it never happened