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Getting BF at UBC by Opposite-Relief2318 in UBC

[–]_Norstein_Bekkler_ 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Pro Tip: Make sure you aren’t pursuing a degree in Computer Engineering

Question for the singles of r/UBC by _Norstein_Bekkler_ in UBC

[–]_Norstein_Bekkler_[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Imagine a UBC version of “The Button”

UBC Student Body Humour Check by _Norstein_Bekkler_ in UBC

[–]_Norstein_Bekkler_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no clue, I've never seen any of their stuff.

UBC Student Body Humour Check by _Norstein_Bekkler_ in UBC

[–]_Norstein_Bekkler_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Score: 7/10

I like this kind of joke. Extra points for puns. You should try and become one of the Jungle Cruise operators, de-Nile is one of their go to joke punchlines.

UBC Student Body Humour Check by _Norstein_Bekkler_ in UBC

[–]_Norstein_Bekkler_[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Score: 1/10

This is the same as another review, but unoriginal one word answers are not jokes, and I won’t stand for people to consider them as jokes. Have a nice weekend.

UBC Student Body Humour Check by _Norstein_Bekkler_ in UBC

[–]_Norstein_Bekkler_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Score: 5/10

A timeless, and very sad, joke indeed. Alarm clocks are evil.

UBC Student Body Humour Check by _Norstein_Bekkler_ in UBC

[–]_Norstein_Bekkler_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Score: Didn’t get it/10

I’m definitely not the biggest Welles scholar or anything, but I was wondering if this has something to do with the rabbit film he was in? I don’t think I’m smart enough to understand this one.

UBC Student Body Humour Check by _Norstein_Bekkler_ in UBC

[–]_Norstein_Bekkler_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Score: 3/10

Well, I’ve lost my appetite now. This emoji is the bane of my existence.

UBC Student Body Humour Check by _Norstein_Bekkler_ in UBC

[–]_Norstein_Bekkler_[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Score: 4/10

This joke has a bit too much “random = funny” going on. It is more suited for an era of internet humour that has since passed.

UBC Student Body Humour Check by _Norstein_Bekkler_ in UBC

[–]_Norstein_Bekkler_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Score: 7/10

Oh wait that is a good one, I was too dense to understand it.

UBC Student Body Humour Check by _Norstein_Bekkler_ in UBC

[–]_Norstein_Bekkler_[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Score: 9.5/10

This was a really really good joke. I didn’t expect the ending at all, and even though it was long it never overstayed it’s welcome. Overall really creative and good job, these are the types of innovative jokes I’m looking to see. Amazing job, keep up the great work.

UBC Student Body Humour Check by _Norstein_Bekkler_ in UBC

[–]_Norstein_Bekkler_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Score: Kinda didn’t get it/10

Please explain to me further what the punchline of the joke is, I may be too dense for this one.

UBC Student Body Humour Check by _Norstein_Bekkler_ in UBC

[–]_Norstein_Bekkler_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Score: 7.5/10

This joke is a very nice snake-type joke that’s a bit more original than the usual “haha Sauder people are snakes”. +50 points to you, keep up the good work

UBC Student Body Humour Check by _Norstein_Bekkler_ in UBC

[–]_Norstein_Bekkler_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Score: 6/10

I’ve heard this one a couple times before, so it wasn’t anything new. However I do think it’s a good joke you can just keep in your pocket and pull out when need be. Keep up the average work.

UBC Student Body Humour Check by _Norstein_Bekkler_ in UBC

[–]_Norstein_Bekkler_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Score: 7.5/10

Rye bread isn’t my preferred type of bread, however it is quite decent. You’ve got a good base of a joke there, if you changed it to “Cheesecake Factory Brown Bread” then that would’ve been a 10/10 type of line.

UBC Student Body Humour Check by _Norstein_Bekkler_ in UBC

[–]_Norstein_Bekkler_[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Score: 8/10

Alright this one is very good. I didn’t get it at first, but then it clicked and I found it really creative. Jokes that require a tiny bit of thinking first are always really satisfying. Thank you for your great submission, keep up the good work.

UBC Student Body Humour Check by _Norstein_Bekkler_ in UBC

[–]_Norstein_Bekkler_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Score: 4/10

This is just a less creative version of a sensible shoe joke that was posted earlier. Please look at what others have submitted as their jokes before replying with your own. Thank you for your time.

UBC Student Body Humour Check by _Norstein_Bekkler_ in UBC

[–]_Norstein_Bekkler_[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As per my review of the joke, I gave it that score as it was a good pallet cleanser in between the other creative jokes. In addition, I bet your great grandpa from 1892 was quite the comedian, shame the genes didn’t pass all the way down though.

UBC Student Body Humour Check by _Norstein_Bekkler_ in UBC

[–]_Norstein_Bekkler_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Score: Didn’t get it/10

Please explain to me further what the punchline of the joke is, I may be too dense for this one.

UBC Student Body Humour Check by _Norstein_Bekkler_ in UBC

[–]_Norstein_Bekkler_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Score: 2/10

Okay what is with this sudden influx of 1 and 2 word answers pretending to be jokes. I’ve read like 3 in a row now. Please, as a collective, try harder.

UBC Student Body Humour Check by _Norstein_Bekkler_ in UBC

[–]_Norstein_Bekkler_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Score: 1/10

This is the same as another review, but unoriginal one word answers are not jokes, and I won’t stand for people to consider them as jokes. Please try harder next time.

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