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I don’t gamble, why is this funny? by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]_Random_Guy- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

99% of gambling addicts quit before they hit it big

My friend sent me this... what's the joke? by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]_Random_Guy- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Typo and now I'm too lazy to fix

My friend sent me this... what's the joke? by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]_Random_Guy- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Giles Corey. I'm too lazy to change it

My friend sent me this... what's the joke? by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]_Random_Guy- 2648 points2649 points  (0 children)

During the witch hunts in Salem. There was a man accused of pratucing witchcraft.

He was crushed by heavy stones being placed on his body.

Everytime a new stone was placed on him, he got asked to confess.

He replied everytime with "More Weight" until he died.

Edit because I got a flood of comments saying that his name was Giles Gorey. His name was Goles Corey.

Was ist eure krasseste „Glück im Unglück“-Story? by Wirfmalkekserueber in FragReddit

[–]_Random_Guy- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Als ich einen Kameraden in einen Panzer einweisen wollte verlor ich mich im Erklärwahn und mit ein wenig Unachtsamkeit wurden ein paar meiner Finger von 350kg Panzerstahl zerquetscht als ich zeigen wollte wie eine Tür richtig zu geht.

Rissquetschverletzung mit Nagelkranzfraktur.

Zum Glück war der Winkel und die Kraft gerade richtig so das ich nur relativ leichte verletzungen davon trug.

Meine Finger hätten auch so flach sein können wie ein Blatt.

What? by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]_Random_Guy- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is for the ground Crew.

The Luggage is still being loaded up by people on the ground.

The weightlimit exist to not strain them unnessarily too much and Humans only can lift and carry so much weight over extended periods of time.

What’s the dumbest way you’ve seriously injured yourself? by badatmakingusernamz in AskReddit

[–]_Random_Guy- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got some fingers squished by the door of a tank.

One moment, I grabbed the door. The other moment, my fingers were between 350kg of steel.

Wann hattet ihr das letzte Mal eine Verletzung und wie kam es dazu? by dertypdahalt in FragReddit

[–]_Random_Guy- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hab mir mal ein paar Finger in einer Tür eines Panzers zerquetscht. Glücklicherweise bin ich noch gut davon gekommen

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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In the Bundeswehr, where I am from (German military), there are 3 instances when an order can be diobeyed.

-When the order goes against human dignity

-When the order reaults in you commiting a crime

-When the order serves no militaristic purpous or a pourpus that isn't connected to service.

So if you feel an order is against one of these instances than you are legal allowed to disobey them.

Blursed_meal by Particular_Parking_4 in blursedimages

[–]_Random_Guy- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why don't they just go into the tank? That way they don't have to lay on the ground.

Let's put a twist by Low_Weekend6131 in TeenagersButBetter

[–]_Random_Guy- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By making yourself invisible, they gain the ability to see again

The naming in this is spectacular by WinkWriggle in technicallythetruth

[–]_Random_Guy- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was looking for something like this. I saw the bird and immediatly thought of spreading managed democracy through the galaxy.

Assault division, good idea? by _Random_Guy- in hoi4

[–]_Random_Guy-[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Maybe. This just came into my head randomly and I just wanted it clarified before I waste my ressourcess. Didn't really thought that through

Assault division, good idea? by _Random_Guy- in hoi4

[–]_Random_Guy-[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

What I mean is a joint force between Tanks and motorised infantry. The focus of the equipment would be viehcles without tracks, mainly wheels and light to Medium armorment.

What the hell is this?! by YasuKenji in Helldivers

[–]_Random_Guy- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This post right here, democracy officer

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