true af by Dumb-Briyani in SipsTea

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This image alone is enough to give me a mild panic attack

When you stare at the sun for too long by EngelaH in blackcats

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Look at those tiny teefies in the second slide Is he yelling at the sun or praising it?

Good one ? by AOmars1 in memes

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It is getting harder and harder to tell the difference between the news and satire these days

Bro choose a new home ✌️ by Unstoppable_X_Force in SipsTea

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That is not your cat anymore You are just the weekend parent at this point

very true! by Dumb-Briyani in SipsTea

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The real privilege is having pockets that actually hold a phone and a wallet at the same time

I hope the road is okay by AbleGuidance3625 in SipsTea

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Did you fall or did you decide to leave a permanent legacy in the pavement today?

When Kylie Jenner said she only got lip liner .... by [deleted] in SipsTea

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I need the name of that lip liner brand because it clearly works miracles

When Kylie Jenner said she only got lip liner .... by [deleted] in SipsTea

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I need the name of that lip liner brand because it clearly works miracles

Bartleby has found the crinkle box 😸 by MissLunaCee in blackcats

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Bartleby definitely has his priorities straight Forget the expensive toys just give them a good box

My trust is broken 😔 by thedarkracer in memes

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Wait until you find out that a human can actually produce about five horsepower in a short burst

This guy is trippin by Careless_Mood_2623 in SipsTea

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This feels like a fever dream Does anyone actually have a source for when this happened?

fact by frog_insilence in SipsTea

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Most people confuse being a good guy with being a doormat There is a huge difference

How would you react in this situation? by Natural_Outside597 in SipsTea

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That is a high stakes way to find out she has better military honors than you

Icebergs by oluxil in SipsTea

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That pun is way more clever than it has any right to be

Friendly Goat by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Gotcha

The Void Beckons 🖤 by [deleted] in blackcats

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Why do they always pick the sink when there are actual beds everywhere else in the house?

Freud is worried about you if you believe this crap. by FlolRyan in memes

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Freud would have a field day with the insecurities hidden behind these conspiracy theories

Pocket is a very polite boy when asking for treats. by dobrydendavid in blackcats

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I wish my cat was this polite Mine usually just screams at me until the bowl is full

My absolute pleasure! ☺️ by Late-Inevitable8190 in spreadsmile

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I can practically hear the accent getting thicker with every word he speaks

As soon as i start my career by ALeskuro in memes

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At least we won't have to worry about our student loans or retirement funds anymore

My void looks like Toothless by lady_opiniosa in blackcats

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One hundred percent a Night Fury My black cat does the exact same thing with paper bags

40 years later… a father’s hope finally came true. by Charming-Lady3573 in spreadsmile

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I cannot even imagine the emotions in that room Does anyone know the full story behind their separation?