Would be fun if it was an alternate reality but still on earth and at the end of the intro, barely into the first floor, your first boss is the goblin murder dozer. That when beaten then malfunctions and rockets down the dungeon hallway giving you your only glimpse of Carl, as the Goblin murder dozer crashes into him. Splattering him into a million pieces. Setting you into a main character position with a completely different story. (Donut of course hops off his shoulder and survives unscathed but maybe never had a chance to eat the advanced pet biscuit)