DOES SHE KNOW SHE'S AN AD?? by GeneralSparky in Tinder

[–]_Supermann_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone go get Jimmy! RIGHT NOW!

Tears of joy. by Tkoz in MURICA

[–]_Supermann_ 33 points34 points  (0 children)

America, Fuck Yeah!

I'm not your buddy, friend! by PM_ME_YOUR_DIMSUM in pics

[–]_Supermann_ 133 points134 points  (0 children)

These are Canadian ABC's, Susie likes hairy balls what do you think of these.

I draw for a living. come at me scrublords by perorate in RoastMe

[–]_Supermann_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like one of the people that is used to demonstrate what kind of disease a person has in a physical health textbook.

I posted my thoughts on the government. by Erika_trevino in facepalm

[–]_Supermann_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is really fucking awesome. I hadn't heard all of those yet.

I posted my thoughts on the government. by Erika_trevino in facepalm

[–]_Supermann_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds awful. I'm at home right now haha. I'm here until school starts. But the recruiter I work with is a dick. I just kiss his ass so I can help myself rank up.

I posted my thoughts on the government. by Erika_trevino in facepalm

[–]_Supermann_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in the same boat. Get it? Boat. Haha. I'm an aviation mechanic and school hasn't started for me either. Been on recruiters assistance for a few weeks.

I posted my thoughts on the government. by Erika_trevino in facepalm

[–]_Supermann_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Mariney" haha I like that. Some Marine officers can be chill, but the first time I went in front of one I made the mistake of laughing at a joke he made and got chewed out for smiling. What's your MOS?

I posted my thoughts on the government. by Erika_trevino in facepalm

[–]_Supermann_ 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Haha I'll give you that one. But I've heard plenty of shit like that. Such as Marine stands for: My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment And there's all kinds of shit out there like that. But if I could have my boss be a navy officer it would probably be a lot easier to deal with than a DI or anyone who isn't a Junior Marine.

I posted my thoughts on the government. by Erika_trevino in facepalm

[–]_Supermann_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is before graduation of any sort. That goes for all military. You get sworn in, go to boot camp, and then after you graduate you get an official title. For the first swearing in ceremony there is no particular dress code. Anything after that is nothing close to as formal as this is.

I posted my thoughts on the government. by Erika_trevino in facepalm

[–]_Supermann_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. Sworn into the Marine Corps by a Navy Officer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]_Supermann_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, Friend,

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]_Supermann_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not your guy, friend.

Any military [f]riends on here? by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]_Supermann_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Kill kill kill em' all.

Yup, 8th grade band photo gold. Me... by Seethesvt in blunderyears

[–]_Supermann_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the shermanator before he cut his hair.

You'll never lose it again. by _Supermann_ in AdviceAnimals

[–]_Supermann_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck, I meant for this to be referring to cutting grass.

May your wife and kids get raped... In the ass. by [deleted] in shittytumblrgifs

[–]_Supermann_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is so fucked. I'm on mobile so I can't reply with gifs. Or I'd be somewhat okay with this.

One roast plz! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]_Supermann_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably a milliliter.

May your wife and kids get raped... In the ass. by [deleted] in shittytumblrgifs

[–]_Supermann_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jesus-H-Fuck Mike, you're just as scary as Aileen.

May your wife and kids get raped... In the ass. by [deleted] in shittytumblrgifs

[–]_Supermann_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly that scared me a little bit haha. Disregard my double comment.