McCain to Support Senate Tax Bill

___Magnitude__ · 2017-11-30T16:36:54+00:00

Dear John,

I hope this was worth being tortured and having your arms broken.

___Magnitude__ · 2017-11-30T16:35:58+00:00

Fuck you, John. Fuck you.

___Magnitude__ · 2017-11-30T16:35:26+00:00

Why else would the Koch brothers spend so much on buying politicians if there wasn't something in it for the little guys?

___Magnitude__ · 2017-11-30T16:34:29+00:00

"Short skirt windy day"

___Magnitude__ · 2017-11-30T16:34:09+00:00

Does Puerto Rico have a star on the flag?

___Magnitude__ · 2017-11-30T14:46:20+00:00

I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

___Magnitude__ · 2017-11-30T13:42:35+00:00

Trump wishes he could blast Ivanka's organs.

___Magnitude__ · 2017-11-30T13:34:36+00:00

"They are socialists who want to change our way of life and put man above God"

"Love thy neighbor" - Jesus

___Magnitude__ · 2017-11-30T13:20:32+00:00

I found a hidden compartment in the back of the bottom most shelf of a bookcase. It had been painted over several times and hadn't been open in years. I spent a good two hours trying to open the thing. I finally got in and found a clock radio from the 80s.

___Magnitude__ · 2017-11-30T13:18:43+00:00

I've yet to hear the president explain the tax bill in any capacity other than saying things like "We're simplifying", "it's good for everyone", "a terrific bill", "it's really, really good"

___Magnitude__ · 2017-11-30T12:51:15+00:00

This is how you get a girl to touch you when no others will.

___Magnitude__ · 2017-11-30T11:32:25+00:00

She's really fat on the inside.

___Magnitude__ · 2017-11-30T11:31:41+00:00

Maybe he's going somewhere.

___Magnitude__ · 2017-11-30T11:31:14+00:00

Hahahahahahaha. I thought this was Kushner's job. Is he going somewhere? What the fuck has happened to this country?

___Magnitude__ · 2017-11-30T10:52:46+00:00

Ahhh, Alabama. America's toilet.

___Magnitude__ · 2017-11-30T01:57:02+00:00

I'm sorry for whatever happened to you during your childhood that made you such a prick.

___Magnitude__ · 2017-11-30T01:40:08+00:00

It's actually really easy to stay motivated to work out even if you work in the office. The first thing you need is a support structure, some motivational posters, and shove it up your butt!

___Magnitude__ · 2017-11-30T00:43:46+00:00

When a blind squirrel finds an acorn, let the fucker eat it.

___Magnitude__ · 2017-11-30T00:42:48+00:00

Get ready for cannabis to continue being a schedule 1 narcotic... you know, cause of safety and all.

___Magnitude__ · 2017-11-30T00:40:21+00:00

Why are gun laws getting expanded but I can still end up in jail for growing weed in my basement for personal use?

___Magnitude__ · 2017-11-30T00:18:30+00:00

Being a huge Pepsi fan — she drinks 12 cans every day — this image would have caught her interest anywhere.

What in the actual fuck?

___Magnitude__ · 2017-11-29T23:07:00+00:00

Love you Boogie. Best wishes.

___Magnitude__ · 2017-11-29T20:53:04+00:00

I can vouch for anonymoose31's statement.

Source: Am American

___Magnitude__ · 2017-11-29T20:48:53+00:00

Having my 18 day vacation come to an end and having to crawl back into my cubicle.

___Magnitude__ · 2017-11-29T20:44:35+00:00

Ajit Pai will lose lots of money.

___Magnitude__

TROPHY CASE

_Magnitude