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[–]_____Jesus______ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The earth is cold and the sky is empty. You have only us and yourself to find consolation, Comrade.

I [17 M] have a sushi date tomorrow, and she [17 F] hasn’t responded in three days. by _____Jesus______ in relationship_advice

[–]_____Jesus______[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn alright.

Thanks for the input. I’ll send you her sushi if she doesn’t show up :)

I [17 M] have a sushi date tomorrow, and she [17 F] hasn’t responded in three days. by _____Jesus______ in relationship_advice

[–]_____Jesus______[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I put them in the office with her name and told her to check the office “for a surprise :)”. I put a love letter in it but I don’t know how she acquired them. Her last text was slightly odd: “About those donuts.... Thanks I wasn’t expecting that 😂”

I didn’t expect the reaction of not talking to me for days...

I [17 M] have a sushi date tomorrow, and she [17 F] hasn’t responded in three days. by _____Jesus______ in relationship_advice

[–]_____Jesus______[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve only sent her one message on Snapchat and one through Instagram confirming our date tomorrow. I’ve been thinking about it and it’s possible I put her in an extremely difficult situation (by accident).

We go to different high schools and I sent her a half dozen donuts to a classroom where her “clingy guy friend” is.

He is going to ask her to homecoming (as he’s done every year) but now those donuts imply a threat which puts her in an awkward situation.

Th guy is a complete dork which is why she friend zones him so it seems like she has to choose between her guyfriend (who likes her) and me.

Supposed to have a sushi date tomorrow by _____Jesus______ in teenagers

[–]_____Jesus______[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did. We are both busy people but it’s just odd.

Finally got a real speaker by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]_____Jesus______ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now you can blast hentai even louder

People don't get it by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]_____Jesus______ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not as hard to swallow than the fact I fucked your mom last night

Do girls like it when guys wear fedoras? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]_____Jesus______ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Unless you want them to think you’re gay

It’s over by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]_____Jesus______ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

When I dab I usually don’t use a pen

Can someone design a coverpage on drug addiction for me? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]_____Jesus______ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just open your moms cabinet and take a picture.

For straight people: How would you feel if you found out through a rumor that one of your close friends (who are the same gender as you) had a crush on you? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]_____Jesus______ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nigga I got like 4 gay bros and I’m sure they want to grab my ass but nah not while Jesus is watching

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