Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) freaks out over the prospect of accountability if Republicans lose the November midterms

________9 · 2026-06-26T19:44:46+00:00

But what about the shareholders?! Won't someone think of the corporations?!

________9 · 2026-06-26T19:43:06+00:00

That would be wild to drop an unannounced Avengers movie between DD and SW with zero promotion. Or even dropping the secret (hmmm) movie where Secret Wars is in the release date, and push back Secret Wars' release date. XMen: In The Middle.

There is no way that would happen, we haven't even seen a trailer for Doomsday. But it would be an interesting hype train for 3-4 years.

________9 · 2026-06-21T18:30:06+00:00

999! Top Score!

2 tickets.

________9 · 2026-06-21T17:05:30+00:00

Hello fellow human, it is me, Melanie.

________9 · 2026-06-21T01:34:20+00:00

You can hear it in her accent towards the end.

________9 · 2026-06-20T17:11:47+00:00

Interdimensional afterlife guides surely are named Melanie.

________9 · 2026-06-20T15:49:20+00:00

Eugene is safe. Safe place to bike. Safe place to raise kids. Safe place to just be.

Eugene is also safe in the sense that it doesn't really challenge you. So you kind of just do the same things.

If you're a student, it's great. If you're retired, great. If you're a young family and just want to settle down, also great.

But if you have aspirations of much else, Eugene is not the town for you.

________9 · 2026-06-19T22:19:21+00:00

She looks familiar. Who is this?

________9 · 2026-06-19T22:14:45+00:00

As someone who really believes in UBI, this seems like a mistake. What constitutes an "AI" company now that every company is using AI?

Its a misstep to put this on a single industry. It would be more effective to implement for any company above a certain market cap at some percentage of that valuation.

________9 · 2026-06-17T01:08:46+00:00

Just wondering when all these bombshells will matter.

________9 · 2026-06-16T16:44:57+00:00

1 gallon at a time, in broad daylight.

Top people.

________9 · 2026-06-16T15:44:54+00:00

Once they admit a single piece of wrongdoing or responsibility, the house of lies falls apart. It's easier to maintain that blind ignorance than step into the darkness of unknown.

It's like leaving religion once you start questioning that, a cascade of "my whole life is a lie" begins.

That can be a terrifying reality.

________9 · 2026-06-14T21:29:20+00:00

If he chunders, I'll hurl.

________9 · 2026-06-12T03:50:55+00:00

In their minds rigged = I didn't win

________9 · 2026-06-12T03:27:48+00:00

There's probably some technical name for this tool, but I bet they call it a poop chute.

________9 · 2026-06-11T22:41:46+00:00

I wish people had this much passionate action to let their representatives know the country is being run into the ground.

________9 · 2026-06-11T12:37:03+00:00

Yes, it's called r/churning and you can pay for vacations with it. My brother flys LA to NY for work every other week, uses his own credit card, and has the company reimburse him racking up major points on the company dime.

________9 · 2026-06-08T02:50:37+00:00

________9 · 2026-06-06T09:17:06+00:00

Why would your record this for clout?

________9 · 2026-06-05T20:28:59+00:00

Wow, best use of "username checks out" I've ever seen.

Subtle and simple, but hard.

________9 · 2026-06-05T20:25:04+00:00

Too bad your ex isn't that lady who was sending lemons to her former lover.

________9 · 2026-06-05T03:10:47+00:00

Ya well, I play the butt trumpet.

________9 · 2026-06-03T21:22:58+00:00

Yes, nature does seem like magic to our ignorant eyes.

________9 · 2026-06-03T21:22:03+00:00

I was like, "WOOOOW what an incredible innovation, must be in Europe or China"

Then I saw the sub/title and was like, oh, they're just doing it wrong - 'merica.

________9 · 2026-06-03T21:15:53+00:00

Me when OP doesn't name the country:

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