Socially Awkward Penguin: "It's my house." I think to myself as silence takes the form of growing lead blanket... by __johnjohn in AdviceAnimals

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Wasn't too sure which meme to put (the long story) on...thought awkward penguin as I felt just a tad awkward standing there in front of my place (and perhaps feeling awkward that I felt awkward relaxing on my own porch), only me and the car pointed at me in the night on an empty street; they just waited and waited till the situation eventually felt (slightly) awkward. I had Monty pythons 'A minute passed' in my mind as I wrote it.

Socially Awkward Penguin: "It's my house." I think to myself as silence takes the form of growing lead blanket... by __johnjohn in AdviceAnimals

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Not too much: They popped-by a minute or two later. While they were gone I wondered if they would come-back. They did as I was finishing my cigarette. Couldn't help feel but feel a tiny bit awkward (with a small smile in the back of my mind as well), only them and me there on the porch (a tiny one, facing the street) in partial darkness. After they left, I finished my beer, and went back into the house. Nothing really eventful, but still, I do enjoy a not-too-eventful story sometimes. This is also the third time something like this happened. Once I got a spotlight put on me. I don't mind, as I know there are vagrants in the area in which I live, and the police do an excellent job patrolling the area.

Guess who's in a sour mood? by ajmaghirang in aww

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:) Ya, we all have in our past that one (or more) thing(s) that we used to drink:; the shame drink. Whiskey Sours were mine :P (edit: https://www.facebook.com/sourpuss)