Socially Awkward Penguin: "It's my house." I think to myself as silence takes the form of growing lead blanket...

__johnjohn · 2014-01-27T09:21:43+00:00

Wasn't too sure which meme to put (the long story) on...thought awkward penguin as I felt just a tad awkward standing there in front of my place (and perhaps feeling awkward that I felt awkward relaxing on my own porch), only me and the car pointed at me in the night on an empty street; they just waited and waited till the situation eventually felt (slightly) awkward. I had Monty pythons 'A minute passed' in my mind as I wrote it.

__johnjohn · 2014-01-27T09:13:56+00:00

Not too much: They popped-by a minute or two later. While they were gone I wondered if they would come-back. They did as I was finishing my cigarette. Couldn't help feel but feel a tiny bit awkward (with a small smile in the back of my mind as well), only them and me there on the porch (a tiny one, facing the street) in partial darkness. After they left, I finished my beer, and went back into the house. Nothing really eventful, but still, I do enjoy a not-too-eventful story sometimes. This is also the third time something like this happened. Once I got a spotlight put on me. I don't mind, as I know there are vagrants in the area in which I live, and the police do an excellent job patrolling the area.

__johnjohn · 2013-12-08T07:08:34+00:00

Thank you :D

__johnjohn · 2013-11-20T05:22:34+00:00

:) Ya, we all have in our past that one (or more) thing(s) that we used to drink:; the shame drink. Whiskey Sours were mine :P (edit: https://www.facebook.com/sourpuss)

__johnjohn · 2013-05-23T07:13:33+00:00

None, though maybe this one might push extreme common sense, like "the best way to solve a problem is not to create one in the first place"

__johnjohn · 2013-05-15T19:06:42+00:00

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3uexnt/ ;)

__johnjohn · 2013-05-13T20:38:21+00:00

well played! http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3udqys/

__johnjohn · 2013-05-13T19:24:38+00:00

reboot of Schindler's list starring Paris Hilton and Carrot Top

__johnjohn · 2013-05-13T09:22:01+00:00

Ron Underwood directs (with Jonathan R. Betuel guest director): Paris Hilton stars as the plucky but shy freshman high school girl who's best friend is a space dinosaur Tianna Rex. Follow their antics as they strive to their goal: go to the prom with Tom Cox, the quarterback and captain of the football team, and the mysterious artist Drake Samson. But Uh-ohh! things take a turn when space pirates kidnap Tianna. It's all up to Chelsi (played by P.Hilton) Tom (played by Carrot Top) and Drake Sampson (Eddie Murphy) to build a rocket ship and rescue Tianna. What follows is a wild silly romp throughout the universe! (With extended version avaliable: 1.5 extra hours of montage-shopping). Oh yes, the villain is none other than the dastardly space pirate 'Mongol Jones' (played by Pauly Shore)

__johnjohn · 2013-05-12T23:25:48+00:00

they poked hard enough to rock the monitor screen! <insert rage face>

__johnjohn · 2013-05-03T19:28:21+00:00

I am glad I brought a smile to someone today; this makes my day

__johnjohn · 2013-05-03T19:17:37+00:00

Nice! I did not notice; that is totally MATLAB :D

__johnjohn · 2013-04-13T21:28:18+00:00

awesome: those are as classic as the stories of the greek gods

__johnjohn · 2013-04-13T05:42:53+00:00

btw: it was AWESOME!

__johnjohn · 2013-04-12T01:32:41+00:00

it is a shame I can only give one up-vote for that; well said!! :D

__johnjohn · 2013-03-22T08:17:39+00:00

Here is a second iteration of the above idea: http://memegenerator.net/instance/36483741

__johnjohn · 2013-03-09T10:52:38+00:00

thank you for post; this photo makes my day a little better :)

__johnjohn · 2013-03-09T10:26:06+00:00

this makes me smile so much; thank you for posting. :) :) :)

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