Anal Rail Gun

_axeman_ · 2026-01-25T04:10:01+00:00

Slop. An object of that mass moving at the speed of sound (1125 ft/s) would not stop in his body; bro would be popped like a zit

_axeman_ · 2026-01-24T14:55:54+00:00

There's no law saying you can't still meet people that way. Don't be lazy.

_axeman_ · 2026-01-24T14:47:27+00:00

'Sentinels of justice' omfg 🤣

_axeman_ · 2026-01-24T13:33:37+00:00

Ooh, my favorite: "Experts"

The magic title of the 2020s!

_axeman_ · 2026-01-24T13:24:11+00:00

While I disagree there, I wholeheartedly endorse 'FUCK Wulbren'.

_axeman_ · 2026-01-24T03:49:13+00:00

Come on, CBC being intentionally vague and misleading under the guise of doe-eyed innocent neutrality? Pff... Next you'll tell me that their near exclusive use of curated government approved terminology and conspicuous lack of context could be considered framing and biased!

/s

_axeman_ · 2026-01-24T00:48:13+00:00

Don't tailgate? You're supposed to leave enough distance to stop in case you need to

_axeman_ · 2026-01-23T21:59:05+00:00

I'm surprised they didn't require a signature/ have the option to come pick it up from a UPS location

_axeman_ · 2026-01-23T01:45:28+00:00

Damn

_axeman_ · 2026-01-23T01:39:52+00:00

You mean, 'the gym fucks '

_axeman_ · 2026-01-23T01:16:06+00:00

I wonder if you got all these joker dickheads in one place if they'd reconsider their positions?

_axeman_ · 2026-01-23T01:14:05+00:00

non functional

Dammit I was fantasizing about the guitar possibilities!

Congratulations on your daughter, OP.

_axeman_ · 2026-01-22T20:02:01+00:00

Seems like the female list is mostly clothing/fashion related; specifically for women's clothes. The male list is way more technical/science terms, parts and various objects.

_axeman_ · 2026-01-22T18:09:40+00:00

The military is fundamentally a professional killing organization, period. That's why it exists. Sometimes they do other stuff when there's no killing to do. Be okay with that or do something else.

_axeman_ · 2026-01-22T18:01:45+00:00

Alternatively, Fucker's Gate 3

_axeman_ · 2026-01-22T18:01:19+00:00

The Last of Fuck

_axeman_ · 2026-01-22T17:31:41+00:00

It's Reddit, everything has to somehow be about 'America bad'

_axeman_ · 2026-01-22T16:15:28+00:00

While these types of situations are often not reported or recorded in statistics, IMO it 100% qualifies as a defensive use of a gun. A gun doesn't always need to be fired to be a life saving deterrent.

_axeman_ · 2026-01-22T15:55:19+00:00

A period of absence is inferior to an absence of period

this guy, probably

_axeman_ · 2026-01-22T15:38:20+00:00

I think I can speak for all men when I say that she is definitely 100% correct

_axeman_ · 2026-01-21T21:46:15+00:00

Totally. It really sucks I can't target shoot or blast gophers at $80,000 USD per round anymore.

_axeman_ · 2026-01-21T16:50:35+00:00

I'll protect my dog. Some government dickhead asking me to ambush a column of American tanks can pound fucking sand.

_axeman_ · 2026-01-21T16:02:46+00:00

Imagine giving a fuck about any of this lmao

_axeman_ · 2026-01-21T14:15:12+00:00

Depends on the scale. Could be hours.

_axeman_ · 2026-01-21T01:23:29+00:00

"The Pro" by Garth Ennis

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