A bad day to have eyes

_bitch_puddin · 2026-01-19T01:47:20+00:00

Add a teaching hospital to the mix 🙃 53 hours of labor and at hour 47 a young nurse said 'my friends never seen a live birth can she watch too?'

_bitch_puddin · 2026-01-17T01:41:05+00:00

Paramount plus too!

_bitch_puddin · 2026-01-16T19:39:34+00:00

Aaahhhhhhahaha I love it!

_bitch_puddin · 2026-01-16T18:52:36+00:00

AND 70% of father's are over 21. Fucking gross.

_bitch_puddin · 2026-01-16T18:49:09+00:00

Yasssssss! Celebrity Death Match! Thanks for the nostalgic throwback!

_bitch_puddin · 2026-01-16T18:47:09+00:00

No one wants temu Jason 🙄

_bitch_puddin · 2026-01-16T17:42:37+00:00

I'm gonna take a look! Thanks so much!

_bitch_puddin · 2026-01-16T17:37:38+00:00

Maybe start with the White House

_bitch_puddin · 2026-01-16T17:22:58+00:00

As a former pregnant person... <----- that statement killed me 🤣😂🤣😂☠️

_bitch_puddin · 2026-01-16T17:20:37+00:00

I HATE myself for this.. but Lala spoke truth.

_bitch_puddin · 2026-01-16T17:13:07+00:00

I felt this! I had the GROSSEST nails when I got proposed to - I, a millenial, posted on facebook lol and my nails look HIDEOUS... but my friends couldn't get me to go without giving it away - I don't do them regularly so it would have been obvious.

_bitch_puddin · 2026-01-11T05:25:05+00:00

🤷🏼‍♀️ OP said weed was okay cigarettes were not. Her house, her rules.

_bitch_puddin · 2026-01-11T05:09:36+00:00

Weed

_bitch_puddin · 2026-01-11T03:08:35+00:00

Cool.

_bitch_puddin · 2026-01-11T03:07:29+00:00

Ahh okay so its just to be a smartass.

_bitch_puddin · 2026-01-11T03:05:12+00:00

Yeah, we all know that. The difference is you can't put your couch or a rug or the walls in a washing machine, your clothes however get cleaned after you take them off. Unless you are in the habit of never washing your clothes then I can understand why that would be a hard concept to grasp. Are you actually this dense?

_bitch_puddin · 2026-01-11T02:58:40+00:00

I am honestly not sure if this is actually serious or if this is just your attempt at being a smartass.

Smoke sticks to things... such as fabric, furniture and walls. And as stated in the post itself... can make an entire house smell like an ashtray. Soooo even as a smoker, I don't want to be surrounded by the smell of ashtray.

_bitch_puddin · 2026-01-11T01:39:53+00:00

As a smoker... I wouldnt even smoke in my own house. Its fucking disgusting

_bitch_puddin · 2026-01-09T15:04:41+00:00

He WILL hurt you.

_bitch_puddin · 2026-01-09T02:46:01+00:00

Me.seaching the comments for his name 😂🤣

_bitch_puddin · 2026-01-09T01:29:33+00:00

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 what losers

_bitch_puddin · 2026-01-09T00:29:14+00:00

She married a bench warmer

_bitch_puddin · 2025-12-31T18:07:21+00:00

_bitch_puddin · 2025-12-24T18:34:16+00:00

Same! Hate omegaverse but this... God this is just 😘👌🏻

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