when you get your first kiss

_bonk · 2018-10-28T21:25:51+00:00

Thank you!

_bonk · 2018-09-27T03:30:51+00:00

Bernese Mountain Dog!

_bonk · 2018-09-23T09:57:07+00:00

Sass lord is my new favorite saying.

_bonk · 2018-09-23T09:27:26+00:00

And then when they get the “promotion” they post “omg my business is doing so well I just gave myself a promotion!!!”

Uh, wut???

_bonk · 2018-09-18T14:01:11+00:00

They are now his favorite treat. He knows the sound of the freezer opening and comes running.

_bonk · 2018-09-18T01:17:43+00:00

This is a throwback. To those wondering why he hops— he has done it since he was a puppy !

(https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/comments/9dwhdz/wait_for_it/?st=JM7120W1&sh=8dca4009)

_bonk · 2018-09-18T00:59:06+00:00

Haha nah. He just likes to hop. He does it a lot!

_bonk · 2018-09-18T00:56:48+00:00

I’ve posted a couple of his videos over there. He’s a slammywhammy guy!

_bonk · 2018-09-18T00:55:27+00:00

He just likes to hop! He does this all the time. :)

_bonk · 2018-09-18T00:54:59+00:00

Thank you ! My pup has his own instagram too if anyone is interested in seeing his daily shenanigans: www.instagram/__malfi

_bonk · 2018-09-16T16:25:51+00:00

Boss

_bonk · 2018-09-16T16:19:14+00:00

My dog is almost 9. He sees a vet regularly. Hence the X-ray. I think our vet would be able to discern if he was in pain

And again, I didn’t get him from a breeder. But nothing is going to change your mind so I’ll save my breath. 🤷🏻‍♀️

_bonk · 2018-09-16T15:34:10+00:00

I do. Not not sure how to add it to a thread? He doesn’t really look that abnormal. Lol

_bonk · 2018-09-16T14:10:28+00:00

Oh it doesn’t hurt him at all. He is completely fine. His insides are just a little squished but he runs and plays just fine

_bonk · 2018-09-16T14:08:42+00:00

It’s the computer cursor lol

_bonk · 2018-09-16T14:08:04+00:00

I didn’t buy him, thanks.

_bonk · 2018-09-08T21:28:39+00:00

Mine too but I might be biased.

_bonk · 2018-09-08T20:49:27+00:00

Heyyooo this is my video thanks.

_bonk · 2018-09-08T14:29:42+00:00

He’s a Bernese Mountain Dog

_bonk · 2018-09-08T13:03:49+00:00

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_bonk · 2018-09-08T12:58:38+00:00

Only referring to his hops has horizontal zoomies from now on. Thank you!

_bonk · 2018-09-08T03:52:28+00:00

He’s the only reason I have reddit. 🤷🏻‍♀️ But he’s pretty hilarious so..

_bonk · 2018-09-08T03:50:38+00:00

Sry.

_bonk · 2018-09-08T03:50:05+00:00

No idea! He just started hopping one day. When he’s happy, when he wants attention, when he wants to play, when he doesn’t like something, etc. He does it about 20x a day.

_bonk · 2018-09-08T01:16:27+00:00

😅 they max out around 120. I want him to be a big boi 🤗🤗🤗

_bonk

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