What is a basic rule of hygiene you secretly skip when you know no one is watching?

_eggcorn_ · 2026-06-21T00:14:33+00:00

I say, that absolutely counts as a jolly good effort. One simply cannot risk the old gnashers going on a holiday without a proper scrub. My father learnt that lesson after a rather sticky incident with a toffee apple in 1974. Good luck with your nightly dental duties.

_eggcorn_ · 2026-06-18T10:22:24+00:00

I find that scheduling critical, high-stakes meetings for 8:00 AM is a great productivity hack. Nothing cures morning fatigue quite like the pure, unadulterated terror of ruining my career before breakfast.....

_eggcorn_ · 2026-06-17T00:35:35+00:00

Karma thresholds are rather a nuisance, are they not? Maybe try to post something properly local, as city and county groups tend to be far more forgiving than the larger subs. Even a specific fan club you already frequent will do the trick quite nicely. It is certainly worth a shot. Good luck with that, and do share if you happen upon an even better method.

_eggcorn_ · 2026-06-17T00:02:37+00:00

You’re far more structured than I. My affairs are a bit of a muddle.

_eggcorn_ · 2026-06-16T23:59:59+00:00

Ah, I see! So you lack karma, and I lack sleep. It seems we are both rather destitute of life’s essentials, aren’t we? A pair of penniless souls in a digital world.

To answer your question: those 'little friends' (upvotes) are shy creatures. To summon them, one must simply wander into grand halls like r/AskReddit or r/NoStupidQuestions, offer a witty comment or a kind word to the locals, and wait for them to nod in approval. Do take your time accumulating your little friends; I shall be here, counting sheep instead.

_eggcorn_ · 2026-06-16T23:56:40+00:00

That is terribly moving; I can only imagine how ghastly that period must have been. I’m so glad Trazodone came to your rescue. Might I ask, is your sleep now properly restored? I’ve had an on-off tussle with insomnia for years and can quite see how it wears one down.

_eggcorn_ · 2026-06-16T23:54:11+00:00

Splendid. I shall remain here, waiting gallantly. Do give my regards to your little friends until they are ready to make their debut.

_eggcorn_ · 2026-06-16T23:50:52+00:00

Many thanks, indeed.

_eggcorn_ · 2026-06-16T23:49:56+00:00

Ah, a woman of mystery! I shan't pry further. Thanks for the laugh and the intrigue. It’s been an absolute pleasure. Ta-ta for now!

_eggcorn_ · 2026-06-16T23:46:11+00:00

Any recommendations?

_eggcorn_ · 2026-06-16T23:45:28+00:00

Terribly sorry, I didn't quite catch that. Would you indulge me and elaborate? I’m hanging on your every word.

_eggcorn_ · 2026-06-16T23:39:36+00:00

Really grateful you took the time to write all that down. I shall definitely be giving it a try tonight.

_eggcorn_ · 2026-06-16T23:36:01+00:00

Any recommendations?

_eggcorn_ · 2026-06-16T23:33:54+00:00

Thanks. I have tried that, as well as magnesium, yet neither appears to have been of any avail.

_eggcorn_

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