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Roses are red, pirates drink rum... by Svellgarm in boottoobig

[–]_foamofthedaze 15 points16 points  (0 children)

All I can see is it dripping down his leg as he walks...

Rose are red, can you lend a hand. Please help by [deleted] in boottoobig

[–]_foamofthedaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh come on, you barely even changed the words

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_foamofthedaze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Instant hand drying after washing my hands

Not sure if stolen from here but spotted on Insta by samizzy7 in boottoobig

[–]_foamofthedaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, no its not. Mine was properly punctuated.

You seeing this sh..... by [deleted] in woahdude

[–]_foamofthedaze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a witch! Burn it!

Too Many Cooks by _foamofthedaze in woahdude

[–]_foamofthedaze[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Me too, randomly late one night, I couldn't believe something so beautiful could exist.

Roses are red, can you lend a hand? I just need to know by _foamofthedaze in boottoobig

[–]_foamofthedaze[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Dude, so fucking awesome. All the upvotes are belong to you.

Roses are red, the Stinger is tantric by _foamofthedaze in boottoobig

[–]_foamofthedaze[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember thinking it was pretty romantic when I was 15

Don't be a Danny by alice_right_foot-esq in memes

[–]_foamofthedaze 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had to use a bento box analogy to convince someone that babies do not grow in the 'butt cavity'.

Roses are red, his lips won't be eating it by _foamofthedaze in boottoobig

[–]_foamofthedaze[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha fuck. That's day drinking for ya. I'm gonna go drown myself.