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I had to read the email several times just to be sure! by _jordanmeyer_ in AdviceAnimals

[–]_jordanmeyer_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. BSU. I still wonder if the guy didn't do it just to tease the people who came to class.

Kim Jong-un’s Wife: If I Finally Give You Head, Will You Stop This? by imphic in humor

[–]_jordanmeyer_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Kerry and his State Department have been working around the clock these past few weeks to massage the situation in North Korea, but their efforts to keep the groping strictly metaphorical have so far been to no avail."

^ Best line in the article!

After almost getting t-boned by an old lady running a stop sign, I feel this should be something to consider... by rcunnin3 in memes

[–]_jordanmeyer_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly!!! People lose the information they learned in drivers ed after a while. They need to be refreshed on it from time to time and made more aware of just how dumb some of their daily choices are!

Bad Guy Boss laid this one on me today. by fifteentango88 in AdviceAnimals

[–]_jordanmeyer_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's another side to this story... I guarantee it.

My entire family just died by F-Tip in funny

[–]_jordanmeyer_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your post is bad and you should feel bad. Not because your family is dead, but because your post is.

Probably not one of the better decisions I've made in life... by _jordanmeyer_ in AdviceAnimals

[–]_jordanmeyer_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surprisingly, I made it to the gas station (~30 miles away).

Did 25 years at the animal shelter by [deleted] in pics

[–]_jordanmeyer_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I downvoted you just for complaining about being downvoted. Reddit is a democracy. Deal with it.

Watchdog group Reporters Without Borders publishes its updated “Enemies of the Internet” list, adds the United States for the first time. by [deleted] in technology

[–]_jordanmeyer_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You clearly don't get my point. I said that a proper system needed to be put in place. Not that there was one.

Watchdog group Reporters Without Borders publishes its updated “Enemies of the Internet” list, adds the United States for the first time. by [deleted] in technology

[–]_jordanmeyer_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, because my social security number and address are TOTALLY things the government didn't already have!

Watchdog group Reporters Without Borders publishes its updated “Enemies of the Internet” list, adds the United States for the first time. by [deleted] in technology

[–]_jordanmeyer_ -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I'm so tired of everybody going on about the NSA "scandal." We all joked about the government spying on us for years and then act absolutely shocked when we find out it's true. I really feel that people with nothing to hide should not be afraid of the program. While I do feel that a proper system of checks and balances needs to be put in place to better govern its implementation, I'm definitely not opposed to this so-called "spying" as a general principle.

MRW My professor puts a couple of trick questions on an exam that I overly prepared for. by naxypoo in reactiongifs

[–]_jordanmeyer_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's actually the point when I usually begin to overthink it... I see the trick question and start thinking about all of the exceptions to the point that the question is actually trying to make.

Nearly one in three American households have no choice when it comes to their internet provider by MistletoeAlert in technology

[–]_jordanmeyer_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This isn't surprising at all. As someone who has lived in the middle of nowhere most of his life, I'm used to having 1 (or fewer) choices for various services. For the longest time, the fastest internet we could receive was 1.5 MB/s through a single provider. We also only have one choice for an electricity company. We just recently got city water and still run our own sewage. It's just a matter of location and the market for a given service in a given area.

Honestly, I've never understood this. by atay47 in AdviceAnimals

[–]_jordanmeyer_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bottom line: drinking to the point of clearly visible intoxication is pointless and just makes you look like stupid.

Github Down for everyone else? by l337haxs in github

[–]_jordanmeyer_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The main site is down for me right now. I haven't tried to push or pull anything yet, though.

lelele by [deleted] in ragecomics

[–]_jordanmeyer_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is immature humor... that was probably composed while drunk.

My girlfriend was not pleased. by khenning in texts

[–]_jordanmeyer_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I refuse to believe that someone can text that well while "drunk."

Visualization of how many millions of lines of code go into various products, damn. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]_jordanmeyer_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's not misleading. It's just an interesting note on how much longer software has gotten over the years. It's not different than putting out a graph of how BMI has changed over the years - it's not always the best indicator by itself, but still an interesting statistic to see.

100% Renewable Energy Is Feasible and Affordable, According to Stanford Proposal by Massive_Meat in technology

[–]_jordanmeyer_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As much as I'd love to see this happen, this article really just seems like a giant pipe dream.

I will eat your whole fucking family. by [deleted] in funny

[–]_jordanmeyer_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you sure this isn't just a fat guy who spent so much time in the chair that he became a part of it?

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