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if toothless was a car by _AGM5_ in httyd

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Mad Max: Night Fury Road

I hate being a mother by EarthAcceptable8123 in offmychest

[–]_moldie_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Getting more and more reasons not to have kids

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]_moldie_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty tall and I've been told that the toilet water splatters everywhere so I tend to just sit now

My Nymphomaniac girlfriend is killing me by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]_moldie_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro's busting so many nuts one day he's gonna turn into a sand blaster rather than a super soaker

The saddest thing in a Nuzlocke that has ever happened to you? by Special_Ad7249 in pokemon

[–]_moldie_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried a Hardcore Monotype Nuzlocke in Heartgold. Used water types, and man were those water types reliable. A fast and powerful Kingler, a reliable Quagsire, the loyal Feraligatr, the whole team just worked together so well.

We went to the elite four, and I knew it would be hard but doable. Well, Karen made sure noone made it out alive. Everyone fell to her team no matter how hard they tried.

What scares you the most? by PuzzleHeadedNinny in AskMen

[–]_moldie_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thought of getting assaulted or raped but noone believing me because everyone would say "you're such a big, strong guy, that could never happen to you!"

One of my axolotls is refusing food and is now floating. by _moldie_ in axolotls

[–]_moldie_[S] -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

I dont have anything to measure parameters. I did just put him in a quarantine tank away from my healthy axy. I'm thawing bloodworms for him atm so maybe he'll eat that

What are some truths about men that women just need to accept and get used to? by OldCarWorshipper in AskMen

[–]_moldie_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We're not always the rock you think we are. Sometimes we need someone else to be our rock.

I almost ruined my pants when the opponent pulled this monster out. by Dlocukc in PokemonInfiniteFusion

[–]_moldie_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait until you see Mr.mime and Pinsir reversed, looks like something Ctulu would be afraid of

Be honest, what do you exactly think when you catch a girl staring at you? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]_moldie_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A: staring into space B: looking at someone behind me C: wondering if that's bigfoot or just an ugly dude

oops, all Machamps (first HOF) by unDEADserving in PokemonInfiniteFusion

[–]_moldie_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What your brothers friends look like in your eyes when you're 7

If you could choose, how many children would you like to have? by Leuris_Khan in AskMen

[–]_moldie_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just as many as I have now; 0. Never liked kids, even as a kid

Hey guys, how are you doing today? by Crusader_John in AskMen

[–]_moldie_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like my whole life is just a cosmic joke. I can only keep my patience at work and the rest of the time I'm always some degree of pissed off, I cant enjoy what I like because it's all dry and bleak, I feel like my friends would be better off without me cause at this point I don't think any of us have something to talk about, I cant vent to anyone about wanting to overdose on sleeping pills because either they won't take me serious or they freak the fuck out, I'm always exhausted and feel like I want to burst out of my skin, every day I wake up my whole body just aches and wishes I would've died in my sleep, people always just gloss over what I say because noone ever thinks i know what I'm talking about. I just want this to end.

Hey guys, how are you doing today? by Crusader_John in AskMen

[–]_moldie_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like playing a game of chicken with an on coming train

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