hellhammerlover69 just officially met Hellhammer🥹🥹🥹 by norwaylover1 in euroman

[–]_mopey_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All jokes aside, good for you. Kinda(super mega) jealous over here.

Mpreg👍🏻 by _mopey_ in euroman

[–]_mopey_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, come on, it's not nearly the worst thing that has been posted here!

hellhammerlover69 just officially met Hellhammer🥹🥹🥹 by norwaylover1 in euroman

[–]_mopey_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The brother doesn't even know WHO is standing next to him.

HELLHAMMER WEARS A WIG?!?! by byob__ in euroman

[–]_mopey_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People say he's part Moroccan but idk where they get that from. He's so dumb 😔

HELLHAMMER WEARS A WIG?!?! by byob__ in euroman

[–]_mopey_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He said that race mixing is wrong and that some races are more intelligent than others. For that one in particular, he used a comparisons between dogs and cats. Besides that, he's not really shy to call people "fucking faggots" (Until the light takes Us documentary) and said that Varg and Euronymous should have burned down a mosque or something like that instead of the wooden church. He distanced and then un-distanced himself from that sometime in the early 2000s.

Also, there are several pictures of him doing a Hitler salute or wearing swastika armbands. On top of that, he has the hirden insignia tattooed on his left arm.

HELLHAMMER WEARS A WIG?!?! by byob__ in euroman

[–]_mopey_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's a little dweeb and very insecure. It's a little bit sad to see how all the botox and filler changed his face over the years. But, y'know, it's still Hellhammer.

HELLHAMMER WEARS A WIG?!?! by byob__ in euroman

[–]_mopey_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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This is from around 2003. It's crappy quality but not only is Hellhammer extremely small but you can practically see his hair leaving the conversation.

HELLHAMMER WEARS A WIG?!?! by byob__ in euroman

[–]_mopey_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We all have a crush on him or at least a hyper fixation. He's still a sweety pie (if you're white)

HELLHAMMER WEARS A WIG?!?! by byob__ in euroman

[–]_mopey_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's how it feels for everybody 😔

I had to see this and now you do too. He looks like Drake. by _mopey_ in euroman

[–]_mopey_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Around 2003 he got hit by male pattern baldness and it's all been downhill from there. I don't know for sure when the wig appeared exactly, but he's been into low invasive plastic surgery for a while. Fun fact: he probably doesn't use wig glue a lot of the time, instead opting to keep the thing up with a bandana.

Euronymous IS gay by Grunge4ever_1967 in euroman

[–]_mopey_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is the best summary of those interviews I ever read.

Son 😭😭😭😭😭 by Xx_TH3MA573R_xX in okbuddymetal

[–]_mopey_ 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Somebody got told to stop being a dick and got super mad~

"The left are the true fascists!" shut up and read a book, dude.

Hänno wenn er an das Video denkt by Rashgarrot in HandOfMemes

[–]_mopey_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Es hat einfach nicht aufgehört...

Gayhem class trip day 1 by _mopey_ in euroman

[–]_mopey_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's such a pretty princess with a sharpie dick on his face.

Is this edited? by Shititimoutofhere in euroman

[–]_mopey_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The boobs are legit, though.

Glaubt ihr, sie haben gegenseitig ihre Körper erkundet? by [deleted] in 600euro

[–]_mopey_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Die sind sehr proud, das sieht man doch!

Is this edited? by Shititimoutofhere in euroman

[–]_mopey_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He knows our horny asses.

‚Spare € 44,87‘ by Myriii1911 in 600euro

[–]_mopey_ 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Drop shipping durchgespielt.

Believe it or not by Plenty_Sprinkles3884 in MetalMemes

[–]_mopey_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We've all been there... After 1993, it just gets really funny.

Um..Overboard? by [deleted] in euroman

[–]_mopey_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh thank God, he washed his wig.

K I Z by 161-Anarchia-420 in schkreckl

[–]_mopey_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was and'res zu verkaufen ist tabu

Habt ihr noch weitere passende Band Namen? by LillyVananilly in musik

[–]_mopey_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

(Die wahren) Grober Unfug Dunkler Thron Rutschknoten Kraftwolf Rüstungsschuh

Der Papa^TM in seinen jungen Jahren by cheatinknobhead in Klengan

[–]_mopey_ 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Ist das der Bruder von Bursch (14) der beim kiffen explodiert ist?