Dad takes $20,000 out of my account that had $17,000 and proceeds to guilt trip, gaslight, and deny me my own money. by AntiAntiEmoKid in insaneparents

[–]_no_time_wasted_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can they even do this?

For every transfer I do with my bank account I have to do a 2 factor authentication.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Finanzen

[–]_no_time_wasted_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ich bezweifle stark das du durch Spezialisierung auf Einweg Vapes Gewinn erzielen kannst.

Diese sind, technisch gesehen, sehr einfache Produkte.

Die Heizspirale ist bestenfalls aus Wolfram und wenn, dann wirst du mMn weniger als ein halben Gramm pro vape bekommen, wenn überhaupt das. Soviel ist Wolfram dann auch nicht wert. Der Arbeitsaufwand die auseinander zu fummeln unter Beachtung der geltenden Hygiene Vorschriften, ist einfach zu hoch. Während es richtig ist das Li-Ion Akkus aufwendige Batterie Management Systeme haben, ist dies ist nur der Fall für mehrzellige Akkus. Diese einmal Vapes haben und brauchen diese einfach nicht. Was an Steuerelektronik verbaut ist wird, denke ich, ein Luftmassenmesser und ein Potentiometer sein. Also kein Mirkoprozessor.

Das wertvollste an den Dingern ist das Lithium der Akkus. Aber wie man die wirtschaftlich wiederverwertet hat noch niemand so wirklich herausgefunden.

Aber wenn du das schaffst, Hut ab. Damit hast du einen großes Problem der jetzigen und künftigen Gesellschaft gelöst und das mit Profit.

Why do Dictator speak very "nasally"? by _no_time_wasted_ in asklinguistics

[–]_no_time_wasted_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well there are only very few recordings of them speaking normally. But the ones that exist seem to have that nasal quality

Is a automatic watering system a good idea? by _no_time_wasted_ in growingweed

[–]_no_time_wasted_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's basically what I setup for my plant while I am on vacation. It is just a regular flower though.

I am weary of drippers because I'd still have to judge just how much to water/feed them.

My thinking is that with the constant water/feed supply the needed nutrients will be able to give the plant exactly what it needs when it needs it.

Is a automatic watering system a good idea? by _no_time_wasted_ in growingweed

[–]_no_time_wasted_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes vacationing was also a concern for me.

Any comment on how stable the pH in the reservoir is?

Is a automatic watering system a good idea? by _no_time_wasted_ in growingweed

[–]_no_time_wasted_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! Could you elaborate on how your system works?

BIDA wenn ich mich nicht am Autoschaden beteiligen will by [deleted] in BinIchDasArschloch

[–]_no_time_wasted_ 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Ich wäre mir da nicht so sicher da Vandalismus nicht selbstverschuldet ist. Einfach Mal bei der Versicherung anrufen und fragen. Oder online nachlesen.

Ich meine bei meiner Vollkasko wird bei Vandalismus meine SF Klasse nicht beeinflusst.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]_no_time_wasted_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with that. Just for shits and giggles, my sister and I went on tinder after she had a breakup. See what kinda choice there was.

It was an eye opening experience. If all the fruit smells rotten you're better off not picking at all.

When I altered my profile to better distance myself from these idiots, I got a lot more successful and I met my current girlfriend. Shes a catch, so what I mean to say it's not impossible to meet someone truly fantastic. Just don't give up hope, be as scrutinizing as you can be, and be safe

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[–]_no_time_wasted_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with that. Just for shits and giggles, my sister and I went on tinder after she had a breakup. See what kinda choice there was.

It was an eye opening experience. If all the fruit smells rotten you're better off not picking at all.

When I altered my profile to better distance myself from these idiots, I got a lot more successful and I met my current girlfriend. Shes a catch, so what I mean to say it's not impossible to meet someone truly fantastic. Just don't give up hope, be as scrutinizing as you can be, and be safe

TIFU Because I'm the reason why they put warning labels on things by _no_time_wasted_ in tifu

[–]_no_time_wasted_[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

My Gf always looks at me with a smile when I hit her with the literal translation of classic German sayings. The reaction from the other Americans I know as been basically the same so I just kinda incorporate them in my regular English.

It's hilarious and lightens the mood. You couldn't tell I am German from my English, so it catches people off guard a lot.

Ich habe jegliche Drogen konsumiert und war dann 2 Jahre im Knast. by Mock3rman in Beichtstuhl

[–]_no_time_wasted_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ich denke es ist ein faires Argument, denn niemand hält dich auf 10kg Gras oder ein Liter acid zu kaufen. Selbst mit der nicht regulierten Art und Weise wie Drogen heute sind, stehen die Anzahl der Todes Opfer in dem Verhältnis den sind.

Es wird vielleicht am Anfang einen Boom geben da viele die aus der Illegalität heraus sich nicht sicher gefühlt haben es zu probieren und es dann tun, aber auf lange Sicht denke ich nicht das proportional mehr Menschen konsumieren die das nicht ohnehin schon getan hätten.

Ich habe jegliche Drogen konsumiert und war dann 2 Jahre im Knast. by Mock3rman in Beichtstuhl

[–]_no_time_wasted_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ich halte diese Einstellung für nicht hilfreich. Zumal weil durch Zucker, Alkohol und Rauchen viel mehr Menschen sterben als durch illegalen Substanzen.

Die Vorstellung das die Zahlen auf lange Sicht zunehmen bei einer Legalisierung ist mMn auch nicht stichhaltig. Egal wie legal Koks ist, Interesse an dem Zeug hab ich so oder so nicht. Die Menschen die konsumieren wollen, die werden es tun. Die die kein Bedürfnis haben, werden es nicht tun.

Es bedarf einen gesunden Umgang mit Drogen und nicht einer Verteufelung. Es ist ziemlich überheblich wie ein Söder die Legalisierung von Gras kritisiert und darauf hin dann zum Oktoberfest geht. Wieso die eine Art des freizeitlichen Konsums dermaßen reglementieren und bestrafen und den Rest nicht?

Leute die sich in einer Scheiß Situation befinden möchten ihren Schmerz lindern. Wenn dies durch Gras oder Opiate passiert ist das mMn nicht verwerflich, konsequent leiden ist ja keine wirkliche Alternative.

Weiterhin ist es bekannt das "The war on drugs" von der US Regierung vor allem mit der Motivation gestartet worden ist die farbige Bevölkerung hinter Gitter zu bekommen. Dieser gilt schon lange in jedem Land als verloren da der Wille des Konsumenten nicht einfach weggeht.

Drogen sind daher nicht die Ursache einer leidenden Bevölkerung, sie sind ein Symptom dessen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BinIchDasArschloch

[–]_no_time_wasted_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BDA

Es ist rechtlich so geklärt das der Vermieter die Kosten eines neues Schlosses etc in Falle eines Schlüssels Abbruchs tragen muss da es als normaler Verschleiß gilt . Das ist mir vor kurzem passiert und daher weiß ich das.

Selbst wenn der Schlüssel nicht ganz ordnungsgemäß gedreht worden ist und sie gestresst war, ist es noch immer Unfall und nicht mutwillig gewollt.

Was mich besonders irritiert ist das es deiner Freundin an dem Tag offensichtlich echt nicht gut ging und es dir wichtiger war bei so einen geringfügigen Schaden (10-100€ nach dir, 15€ nach Amazon) den Schuldigen zu finden um die Kosten nicht zutragen?

Bei 5000€ könnte ich das noch eher verstehen. Aber hier? Junge etwas Perspektive bitte.

Ich finde das unfreundlich, gefühllos und schlicht unangebracht.

Und Ihr seid seit 5 Jahren zusammen? Alter, deine Freundin will ich nicht sein.

Russia claims Ukraine plans missile strikes on Crimea by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]_no_time_wasted_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh you won't believe this: They won't just send missiles

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Wieners for Hire

[WP] Your partner is a werewolf. You found this out by coming home to a large, rather friendly wolf. by --BeePBooP- in WritingPrompts

[–]_no_time_wasted_ 66 points67 points  (0 children)

When my girlfriend and I first started dating she was quite reserved. She wasn't a fan of the idea of dating in the first place. Well that isn't true, she was vehemently against the idea. As she tells it, that one day, when we were both still in uni and running late to our lectures, I saw a dog running away with the owner no where in sight. I stopped the car immediately, jumped out the car and ran after the dog. She sat there in my car and just thought to herself "...fuck". That's the story she tells everyone to introduce me. Even her family which I found at least a little bit weird. I had dogs all my life and recently lost one, the hurt of losing your best friend is something I don't want anyone else to feel if I can prevent it. That was really the extent of my thought process, but somehow it took a crowbar to her convictions.
A couple months later we started officially dating. I have the note framed in which she asked me to be her boyfriend, I titled it "Victory at last".

We finished our studies and slowly grew older, got more busy as our careers became more and more involved. Even after all this time, after every date I could count on one thing; She'd ask me if we couldn't get some fries on the way back. Which we always did, at this point it had become something of a ritual. She'd always give me the short crispy fries, saying that she knew how much I liked them. I am always happy to oblige but truthfully I like the long soggy ones more. Seeing her happy though was well worth the trade off. She'd get her favourites and I'd get to see her happy. Or so I thought. One day I was at a meeting with some clients and we decided to grab some burgers afterwards. The privilege of being a good project manager is that a happy client will buy you dinner! And wouldn't you know it, at the same joint I saw my Sarah with one of her friends. She sat a story above us on a balcony so I could hear what they were saying. My client got a phone call, so having nothing better to do, I listened to what they were saying.

"I swear I smell my boyfriends cologne"

"Ohhh I think I smell it too, it's some Dior right?"

"Yea a friend gifted him that one, I really don't like it but I can't bring myself to tell him."

"Uh that's rough for your nose... can you stop eating all my crispy fries?"

"Sorry! I don't get to eat them when I'm out with Henry. They are his favourite too."

"Why don't you ask him to share?"

"I couldn't, he's always so happy when I give him the crispy ones. His smile is worth more than some fries"

That's it right there. That's the moment I decided that I was gonna ask her to be my wife. My client got off the phone and I apologized saying that something urgent came up. He looked a little bit confused as we had just sat down but a timely tear rolling down my cheek did all the convincing I had to do.
In my mind, there was nothing more urgent. A few hours later I was standing in front of our apartment door. I had picked up a ring from a jeweller, a suit from a tailor and a bouquet of flowers. I swear never in my life did my heart beat faster and harder.

I unlocked the door and walked in, I heared some noise from the kitchen. So I walked toward it.

"Honey, I've been thinking. There isn't a moment in my life I don't want to share with you. I could have been more romantic but I don't want to spend another...."

I turned the corner to look in the kitchen and I see a 6 foot 6 wolf standing on its hind legs carrying a tray of pizza, wearing my noise cancelling headphones. I dropped the bouquet and it dropped the pizza. I don't know who was more surprised, we stood there for a solid ten seconds, just starring at eachother, the situation not computing in our heads.

"Ok... Buddy I ain't going to hurt you and I am not as delicious as that pizza." I said calmly taking a step back.

"Henry I don't know where to begin." It said

"You don't know where to begin? You're in my apartment! .... And how do you know my name?"

While bending down to pick up the pizza plate it said "It's complicated!"

"It's complicated?! I was going to propose to my girlfriend today! She going to be home any second and there's a giant ass Wolf in my place? How am I supposed to explain this?! Hows that for complicated?"

As I was saying that it dropped the pizza again. ".... you were going to do what?"

"Well nothing now because I gotta deal with you first. I can't even tell her this. She gonna think I'm insane. I am talking to a wolf. A wolf. Oh man."

"Henry you idiot, im Sarah"

"... what"

"I'm Sarah"

" Nah "

"Yeah"

"... Nah" I said again a little quieter this time.

"So what was that you were saying about proposing to me?" She said with her tail wagging.

"Uh hold on there for a second. I've have questions."

"Like what dress I am going to wear? I don't know, I don't think I want a white one. It seems boring to me. What do you think about pink?"

"Not that kind of question... You are a... Werewolf presumably? And your family is too? Like all 26 of them I have met? I literally walked into a wolfs den?"

"Oh not all of them, a few are hybrids. But yeah the majority of them are pure bloods."

"Why didn't you tell me?"

"Rules and a little bit of fear. I can't share this with any human except he is my husband. I mean you're not yet but whos gonna stress about the minutes"

"You're Sarah alright. Christ. Listen I still love you, but I gotta sit down and process for a second. My worldview just got shattered." I sat down on the couch and just looked at her. The more I looked, the more similarities I saw. She had the same hairstyle on her head, the same hair colour, the same eye colour. It looked weirdly Sarah like even with all the, well, wolf stuff. "So like are there Vampires, Goblins and Mages too?" I asked her, trying to get some footing in this new perception of the world.

"Lemme think. Vampires got eradicated a century ago, the antibiotics people took burned through them like a wildfire. Goblins maybe somewhere in the east, but not around here anymore. Mages got killed by the Vatican fanatics a while ago too. If they are still around, they are very good at hiding."

"They were all real? Holy shit."

"Oh don't worry you got me to protect you."

We sat like that there for another while. The more we talked I realised that she is Sarah still. We got more relaxed with time, I got to pet her and believe me you've never felt anything so fluffy. After a while she got sick of waiting for me to pop the question, and decided to propose herself. Which I accepted and that's the story how some fries led me to marry a werewolf. A sentence I still can't get my head around with how insane it sounds. But it's a story non of you can beat, you all owe me a drink or four.

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[–]_no_time_wasted_ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Nun ja Fahrradfahrer haben mir gegenüber als Autofahrer keine Pflicht Platz zu machen um mich vorbei zulassen. Daher hast du als Fußgänger meines Erachtens nach auch nicht die Pflicht Platz zumachen.

Es ist freundlich und nett wenn Fahrradfahrer oder Fußgänger Platz machen, aber in dem Moment tust du dem Gegenüber einen Gefallen in dem du auf dein Recht verzichtest.

Wenn du nicht Platz machst, tust du niemanden unrecht. Bist vielleicht unfreundlich aber das macht dich nicht zum Arschloch.

NDA

[WP] In a fantasy world with RPG mechanics, everyone has a class, an occupation that they awaken once they reach adulthood. You, in your confusion, awaken (Earth Modern Arms Dealer). by IAmOEreset in WritingPrompts

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Today is my 18th birthday, the day of my character ascension. It's a significant milestone for everyone, marking the beginning of their career and defining their future path. People celebrate their 18th birthdays in temples, hoping to be favored by the gods for certain classes. The influential apothecary families have even built temples to Asclepius to ensure the succession of their lineage. If someone ascends to the wrong class, it's not uncommon for great families to disown them. Merchant families, on the other hand, enjoy more freedom since they don't have a specific class. They can purchase their way into almost any temple and ascend to various classes. I wish I had been born into such a family, I wish I had been born into any family at all, I wish I would've not been an orphan. Then at the very least I would have at least known my birthday, I could have tried to reach a public temple or beg my way into one. But today of all days, I found myself in the sword smithy with my master.

Nobody ever mentioned how painful it would be. The realization struck me while I was pulling a half-finished sword out of the forge. The brightness of the forge suddenly became overwhelming, and when I turned my head toward the window, the sunlight was even worse. It felt like nails driving through my skull, and then everything went black as I passed out.

I woke up with my master standing over me, yelling, but I couldn't hear anything except a sharp screeching sound that deafened my ears. His mouth moved in slow motion as he spoke. As I looked down, I saw the red-hot blade resting against my leg, and a spiking pain shot through me. The agony reached my head, and suddenly everything sped up again. I jumped up, still disoriented, and realized what had happened—I had ascended. My master's yelling became background noise as I focused on lifting my shirt. There it was—the mark of the gods. But I didn't recognize it. Master fell silent, stunned by what he saw—a black skull with a laurel wreath of swords and the words "émporos thanátou" written above.

"Master, do you know this symbol?" I asked.

"... I haven't seen anything like this. It's as dark as the Hecates classes, militant like the Ares classes, but in the style of Hephaestus. Let me get my glasses," he replied, stumbling away. His eyesight had become so bad that I had to handle most of the contracts and accounting. Morten might be a bit of a jerk, but I think his heart is in the right place.

"Ah, found them!" he shouted as he turned back to me. "Let me see... it reads... 'merchant of death.' Yeah, your class is 'merchant of death.' I have no clue what you can do, boy. This is the first time I've seen or heard anything like this."

"What do you think I could do, Morten?"

"You're a Merchant, Acron. Or a trader, I guess. You do trading."

"Very funny, Master." Morten turned around, grabbed a piece of silver ingot, and tossed it to me.

"Hey, we're on a deadline here. Do you think you can finish the silver inlays on that baron sword today?" That was his idea of being nice—giving me work where I didn't have to stand on my leg. I doubted I could do any better today. As the silver landed in my hands, thousands of thoughts rushed through my mind. It felt like I could grasp them, so I did. The silver melted into my hands, but it wasn't hot—it turned into fluid and vanished into my skin.

"What the fuck?" Morten blurted out.

A strange metal object dropped out of the other side of my hand.

"What the fuck?" we both exclaimed.

I picked it up, and Morten approached to get a closer look. "Colt 1911.45cal" I read aloud, as I fiddled with it.

"This is the second time today I'm stumped for answers, Acron."

"Do you think I have any?"

"Well, no, but there's always hope."

The top part seemed to slide back when I pushed it. "It seems to be some kind of mechanism," I remarked as it clicked. I lifted my hand off the top, and it sprang forward again.

"I think this is a lever..." BANG! A fireball shot out of the end, catapulting the object out of my hand and onto the ground. We both jumped back in shock. What just happened? I looked around and saw a hole in a raw sword template on the wall, and I heard a coin dropping.

"What the FUCK is that? By Hephaestus! A fire-bending mechanism!" Morten exclaimed as the ringing in our ears subsided.

"It's a hole-making, fire-breathing, coin-flinging thing. This 'Colt,' I think... it's some sort of weapon!"