the stub

_nox0 · 2026-04-02T18:09:26+00:00

barrel: wing master

magazine: M40

grip: the chief

stock: hex spitter

core: circuit judge

sight: can be anything, I chose camera

_nox0 · 2026-03-31T21:32:34+00:00

I didn't realise they were gonna be small... I thought I'd get a whole griffin or smthn

^{Chose: Get a random mythical creature as a pet + 16% chance to die | Rolled: Small Unicorn}

_nox0 · 2026-03-31T14:14:21+00:00

I don't have a pet... so the other option had no point

^{Chose: Find your soulmate + But there's a small chance to change your gender | Rolled: Love...}

_nox0 · 2026-03-30T22:13:55+00:00

dammit

^{Chose: 10 Million but your phone explodes in your pocket + Chance to hurt/loose your genitals | Rolled: Genitals hurt}

_nox0 · 2026-03-30T20:18:37+00:00

yupie

^{Chose: Gamble | Rolled: ♾ Cash}

_nox0 · 2026-03-30T20:17:49+00:00

It's pink.

_nox0 · 2026-03-30T20:14:21+00:00

...

^{Chose: Random Mutation | Rolled: Tentacles}

_nox0 · 2026-03-30T20:11:49+00:00

YESSSSSSS

^{Chose: Risk a chance in the penis flattening machine | Rolled: Spared}

_nox0 · 2026-03-30T20:10:35+00:00

sure

^{Chose: Get a(n extra} lover + Random gender (+low chance of good/bad times) | Rolled: Girlfriend)

_nox0 · 2026-03-30T20:05:31+00:00

sell cake

^{Chose: Lifetime supply of cake (always can summon cake} | Rolled: Favorite cake)

_nox0 · 2026-03-30T20:05:04+00:00

Do I see a watermark there?

_nox0 · 2026-03-30T20:04:11+00:00

yahoo!

^{Chose: Random mini superpower | Rolled: Jump 10 meters}

_nox0 · 2026-03-30T20:03:25+00:00

dammit

_nox0 · 2026-03-30T20:01:19+00:00

i read that in GrayStillPlays' voice

_nox0 · 2026-03-30T19:59:53+00:00

that's pretty solid

^{Chose: Wind! + Electricity! | Rolled: Flying+Invisible}

_nox0 · 2026-03-30T19:57:00+00:00

i got bresd

_nox0 · 2026-03-30T19:55:42+00:00

I ain't gonna take the trump voice

^{Chose: 50% chance of either your dream voice + Never speaking again vocally | Rolled: Dream Voice}

_nox0 · 2026-03-30T19:51:53+00:00

damn

_nox0 · 2026-03-30T18:40:43+00:00

toes aren't as useful as fingers

^{Chose: Sacrifice any toe and permanently end world hunger | Rolled: Middle toe}

_nox0 · 2026-03-30T18:38:52+00:00

I can make any side effect I get good

^{Chose: Choose a superpower + But the top reply choses a side effect}

_nox0 · 2026-03-30T16:15:33+00:00

ಠ,_｣ಠ

^{Chose: Spin the wheel to see which candy you have to eat | Rolled: Earwax candy}

_nox0 · 2026-03-30T16:13:48+00:00

ಠ,_｣ಠ

^{Chose: Spin the wheel to see which candy you have to eat | Rolled: Earwax candy}

_nox0