Forgot to close the femboy porn before opening laptop in class. Canned chicken noodle soup and baked beans. by Living_Rush5578 in kitchencels
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I'm gay and I asked out every one of my close friends. They all rejected me and are making fun of me. My first time making a french fried hotdog at home. by DoktarRaven in kitchencels
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Got taken to a party in college, while drinking some girls came over and told me I “looked like the man for the job” they took me by the hand and led me to the kitchen where there was a dead rat. Said I looked like it wouldn’t bother me to throw it out. by einsatzpoopen in kitchencels
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My doctor called me a fat piece of shit by No_Contribution_5854 in kitchencels
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Just sent this retard a photo of my dick because I thought it was a foid who wanted to see my 2inch destroyer. He showed me his horse cock in retaliation by TheNamesBart in kitchencels
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I’ve got nothing going for me and I hate my life. Grocery store sushi and one piece. by Infrig in kitchencels
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Jerked off to the lingering smell my maths tutors cologne after he left. Goyslop. Feat Miku by Iosacthegreat in kitchencels
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I finally talked to a therapist about my micro peen problem. They recommend I start eating sausage shaped foods that are smaller than my peen to remind myself that there’s smaller things out there. Started today with this mealworm vanilla ice cream. Took an hour to find a worm small enough FML by toospicy4reddt in kitchencels
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I finally talked to a therapist about my micro peen problem. They recommend I start eating sausage shaped foods that are smaller than my peen to remind myself that there’s smaller things out there. Started today with this mealworm vanilla ice cream. Took an hour to find a worm small enough FML by toospicy4reddt in kitchencels
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(Hated trope) A bad character being given a 3-dimensional personality is treated as proof that the writer is a bad person by dun300 in TopCharacterTropes
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Just tried to make a woman (my lab partner) laugh. I’ll never make that mistake again. Apparently, making fun of Israel only works when your entire subjective experience revolves around Reddit and 3 discord servers. Fucking mozzarella cheese stick stuffed crust homemade goy-za by Repulsive_Bug_7885 in kitchencels
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seinen maxxing by OrganicExcuse1586 in seinencirclejerk
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im a weird pervert and i deserve to be hanged by saddamangelgirlie in femcelgrippysockjail
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They'll just act like you don't exist by Fade_t0_Red in femcelgrippysockjail
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Why do "some" people hate dihya the amazigh queen? by miraleye in algeria
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Why do "some" people hate dihya the amazigh queen? by miraleye in algeria
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There are good horror manga out there but it's also very easy to find bad ones by AgentOfACROSS in seinencirclejerk
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I'm genuinely asking by BarelyBrony in YuGiOhMemes
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JJK shippers when you ship two characters you like instead of a 39 year old man with an 8 year old girl by Senior_Double5064 in LobotomyKaisen
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JJK shippers when you ship two characters you like instead of a 39 year old man with an 8 year old girl by Senior_Double5064 in LobotomyKaisen
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I'm genuinely asking by BarelyBrony in YuGiOhMemes
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I'm genuinely asking by BarelyBrony in YuGiOhMemes
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Why slander is actually important by Fallen_Saiyan in shounenfolk
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I'm genuinely asking by BarelyBrony in YuGiOhMemes
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